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    Police say it?s too hot to commit crimes, advises everyone stay inside and watch movies instead

    https://www.wafb.com/2019/07/20/poli...ovies-instead/

    BRYANT, Ark. (WAFB) - Police in Bryant, Arkansas sent out an urgent alert requesting members of the public to stop all criminal activity due to sweltering heat being felt around the country.

    ?Folks it is hot as fire out here today,? read a post published to the Bryant Police Department Facebook page.

    Instead of committing crimes, officials with the Bryant Police Department say it best to stay home in and air conditioned room while binge watching some Netflix series.

    ?If you don?t [have] Netflix, go to a friends house that does. Eat ice cream, make snow cones we don?t care, but for the love of everything, stay inside,? the post read.

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    Wonder if it worked ...

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    Somehow they seem to have missed the age old correlation between heatwaves & spikes in violent crime

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    Onion Article??

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    you would think, but it's real

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    I dunno how the Onion is still in business in the current political climate, & it's only going to get worse if that raging twit who makes buses out of boxes becomes the Brit P.M

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    Quote Originally Posted by up2trouble View Post
    https://www.wafb.com/2019/07/20/poli...ovies-instead/

    BRYANT, Ark. (WAFB) - Police in Bryant, Arkansas sent out an urgent alert requesting members of the public to stop all criminal activity due to sweltering heat being felt around the country.

    ?Folks it is hot as fire out here today,? read a post published to the Bryant Police Department Facebook page.

    Instead of committing crimes, officials with the Bryant Police Department say it best to stay home in and air conditioned room while binge watching some Netflix series.

    ?If you don?t [have] Netflix, go to a friends house that does. Eat ice cream, make snow cones we don?t care, but for the love of everything, stay inside,? the post read.
    Summer is for enjoying the outdoors who the fuck wants to stay inside watching netflix? Goddamn idiots telling people not to enjoy summer weather.

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    Quote Originally Posted by S281Saleen160 View Post
    Summer is for enjoying the outdoors who the fuck wants to stay inside watching netflix? Goddamn idiots telling people not to enjoy summer weather.
    I'd much rather stay inside in air conditiong when it was as hot as Satan's taint last week. Going and doing anything in 105 degree heat? Fuck that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jumaki15 View Post
    I'd much rather stay inside in air conditiong when it was as hot as Satan's taint last week. Going and doing anything in 105 degree heat? Fuck that!
    I love it. It was 110 when I was on vacation... we were outside all day doing fun shit, its summer!

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    Nothing more fun than heatstroke & skin cancer

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    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    Nothing more fun than heatstroke & skin cancer
    Never had heatstroke never will. I love the sun.

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