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    Woman does karate, son gets naked, dog steals cornbread at Walmart, police say

    EAU CLAIRE, WI (WPMI) - Lisa Smith, 46, and her 25-year-old son Benny Vann are under arrest after causing a scene at a Walmart this week, according to Wisconsin police.

    The Eau Claire Police Department even said their dog Bo was in on the action.

    Officers said the woman brought the dog into the store without a leash and Bo was running freely around the store, which prompted other customers to call police.

    Reportedly, Bo got a box of Jiffy Cornbread Muffin Mix and tried to leave the store.

    When officers responded they said they arrived to find Smith tearing apart displays at the store and after they finally got her outside, she began doing karate moves in the parking lot. Meanwhile, Vann allegedly stripped off all his clothes inside the Walmart and exposed himself to to the other customers.
    https://komonews.com/news/offbeat/wo...art-police-say


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    Just another day at Walmart.


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    That lady is 46? Damn, I feel good about how I look at 45!

    Oh, and this wasn't in Florida! Some other state gets to share in the crazy! Yay!

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    Damn that’s a hard 46.

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    Karate will do that to ya...

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    I wonder if Bo is related to Obama's dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    That lady is 46? Damn, I feel good about how I look at 45!
    Drugs are bad mmmkay?
    I'll start being nicer when you start being smarter!

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    So are you not allowed to do karate in Wal-Marts parking lot? That totally ruins my Wednesday evenings!

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    first of all, best sentence ever on thread title.

    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post

    Oh, and this wasn't in Florida!
    second, this. I had to scroll back up to see what state it was in lol

    Quote Originally Posted by jlawrence View Post
    Karate will do that to ya...
    Third, while this thread didn't disappoint, I lost it at this.
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    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    This whole thread is comedy genius! We need more like this!

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