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    Yeah, I saw that, but I still think there were a lot of "WTF SERIOUSLY, 2 MONTHS LATER, FUCK THAT BITCH"es flyin' around.
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    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nancy Drew View Post
    Yeah, I saw that, but I still think there were a lot of "WTF SERIOUSLY, 2 MONTHS LATER, FUCK THAT BITCH"es flyin' around.
    Yeah, I'm sure they're like 'great, have a nice life! Thanks for taking our money!'

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    The contract doesn't have some pregnancy clause? Bitches be fertile.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    The contract doesn't have some pregnancy clause?
    i was about to ask.
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
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    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    Weight watchers offers a diet plan for pregnant women, but Jessica Simpson wants to use her pregnancy as a chance to eat twice her weight in food "for the baby" and then put her body through hell to pop back into shape afterwards.

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    Not to mention, a hot buttered pop tart would probably wipe out all of her points for the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Weight watchers offers a diet plan for pregnant women, but Jessica Simpson wants to use her pregnancy as a chance to eat twice her weight in food "for the baby" and then put her body through hell to pop back into shape afterwards.


    I get stares when I say that shit. Women get a pass on that one I guess.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    kim k and kanye are having a baby.

    http://www.eonline.com/news/374825/k...ye-west-s-baby
    I won't feel sorry for me, I'm getting drunk
    But I'd much rather be somewhere with you

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    Quote Originally Posted by rachy View Post
    Clearly, the world is ending. The Mayan's just got the date wrong.
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    I want that fucking meat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunkerDuckie View Post
    Clearly, the world is ending. The Mayan's just got the date wrong.
    A recording artist knocked up some model chick. This isn't new.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    I kinda feel bad for her sister (Khloe?). She's been trying for ages and then this dipstick gets knocked up in the blink of an eye.

    "Look here TomKat, Suri's cute and all and I'ma let you finish, but me and Kim had the best looking kid of all time. ALL TIME!"

    Ugh.
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    Getting arrested for coke in Vegas is like being found eating a chocolate bar in the willy wonka factory.

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    i just meant the two most useless famous people on the planet have procreated. I picture an African American Courtney Stodden coming out of this.
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    I want that fucking meat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunkerDuckie View Post
    i just meant the two most useless famous people on the planet have procreated. I picture an African American Courtney Stodden coming out of this.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Getting arrested for coke in Vegas is like being found eating a chocolate bar in the willy wonka factory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunkerDuckie View Post
    i just meant the two most useless famous people on the planet have procreated. I picture an African American Courtney Stodden coming out of this.
    This is pretty much exactly what I thought when I saw the "news" this morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rachy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Gawna View Post
    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    A recording artist knocked up some NO TALENT FAME WHORE. This isn't new.
    what's worse is that people eat this shit up with a spoon.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post

    Also, I just noticed my girlbox is full.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strmmrgrrl View Post
    I kinda feel bad for her sister (Khloe?). She's been trying for ages and then this dipstick gets knocked up in the blink of an eye.

    "Look here TomKat, Suri's cute and all and I'ma let you finish, but me and Kim had the best looking kid of all time. ALL TIME!"

    Ugh.
    and this is what i was thinking. scum like her can get pregnant, and my bff, who has been trying for years, cannot get pregnant. she says all the time when things like this happen or her scummy scum scum sister can get pregnant, its like God is laughing in her face.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gawna View Post
    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    I feel bad for Khloe too and everyone else struggling to conceive. :(

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    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    and this is what i was thinking. scum like her can get pregnant, and my bff, who has been trying for years, cannot get pregnant. she says all the time when things like this happen or her scummy scum scum sister can get pregnant, its like God is laughing in her face.
    Right? What kind of "god" makes the biggest fuckups so fucking fertile?
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Getting arrested for coke in Vegas is like being found eating a chocolate bar in the willy wonka factory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunkerDuckie View Post
    i just meant the two most useless famous people on the planet have procreated. I picture an African American Courtney Stodden coming out of this.
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to PunkerDuckie again.

    Spread?

    And how dare you??? Maybe Kim just made a sex tape and has a big ass (which seems enough to be famous to me) but Kanye is a musical genius. You need to change lanes.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by andrea0121 View Post
    I feel bad for Khloe too and everyone else struggling to conceive. :(
    Hahaha easiest way to get pregnant is to NOT want to be pregnant. Then it becomes the easiest thing in the world.


    Quote Originally Posted by strmmrgrrl View Post
    Right? What kind of "god" makes the biggest fuckups so fucking fertile?
    I don't really know anything about Kim but how the Hell is Kanye a fuck up!?!?
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Hahaha easiest way to get pregnant is to NOT want to be pregnant. Then it becomes the easiest thing in the world.



    I don't really know anything about Kim but how the Hell is Kanye a fuck up!?!?
    So true. And I'm guessing she was just referring to Kim as Kim is a big enough dingleberry for both of them.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.

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    Did I read the article right? The Anti-Christ will emerge in 9 months?


    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    ..... it wasn't anything personal, she just mistook him for a serial killer......

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    Quote Originally Posted by morbidT View Post
    Did I read the article right? The Anti-Christ will emerge in 9 months?
    6 months!
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.

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    And she's still legally married to Kris Humphries! Now rumors are flying it might be his.

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