I can't believe anyone gets busted in an X Rated theater. What else are you supposed to do in there???
I can't believe anyone gets busted in an X Rated theater. What else are you supposed to do in there???
I congratulate his 72 year old penis for remaining active.
I have seen the future and I'm fairly relieved to say, it looks nothing like me.
Why would anyone go to an x rated theater when you have the internet?Originally Posted by bowieluva
Put him in the same class as Pee Wee Herman.
This is news? What guy hasn't done this?
Shit, I think I've been to the same place.
Sherman Hemsley is dead.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/07/24/sherma...he-jeffersons/
Aww, how sad. I loved the Jeffersons. RIP Sherman.
:(
I had no clue he had an album once..
RIP Ernie Fry
I have seen the future and I'm fairly relieved to say, it looks nothing like me.
Is it bad that I knew that up until their recent deaths that Ernest Borgnine and Andy Griffith were still alive, but I thought Sherman Hemsley was dead.
Awww
awwwww
Total opposite for me.
He's still "Moving On Up".
RIP Sherman Hemsley
I have that tape single somewhere
The beginning sounded like a precusor to 'rap', was that the time when newer artists were dappling in that genre?
If Candyman (1992) was on network TV, then no.
He didn't re-invent rap, he was just doing what the kids were doing. At worst, he stole some of MC Hammer's dancers.
Aw man. I Love Sherman! Why is everyone I loved from my childhood dying?!
Leave Pee Wee Alone!
Lol. The PeeWee thing always got to me. I mean, I know he was a kid show host, (barely) But hes also a grown ass man and its not like he was in a kids movie.
Sigh. Maybe I just still got love cus of Big Top.
Pee Wee Herman Arrested in a Porn TheaterAw man. I Love Sherman! Why is everyone I loved from my childhood dying?!
Leave Pee Wee Alone!
Lol. The PeeWee thing always got to me. I mean, I know he was a kid show host, (barely) But hes also a grown ass man and its not like he was in a kids movie.
Sigh. Maybe I just still got love cus of Big Top.
Paul Reubens was 38 years old, and wildly successful due to his creation/alter ego "Pee-Wee Herman." He had a brilliant kids show, and of course the fab Pee Wee's Big Adventure, filmed around Los Angeles, and featuring of course, Large Marge.
On hiatus from work, he decided to spend some time with his parents, in South Florida. Obviously not getting enough stimulation at the folks house, he ventured to the South Trail Cinema, an adult XXX movie theater nearby. It was around 10pm, and Reubens settled down to a happy heaping helping of the titty flick, "Nurse Nancy."
According to the police report (complete with spelling errors) that refers to Reubens as the Def (defendant):
The officer "did observe the Def's penis exposed. The Def did begin to masterbate his exposed penis with his left hand. At approx 2035 hrs, the Def did again expose his penis and masterbate again."
There you go, in all its glory. Paul was arrested along with 3 other men that night. It was July 26, 1991.
A local reporter recognized the name on the police blotter the next morning, and within 48 hours, Pee-Wee's weeny became a national media frenzy. Stars like Joan Rivers, Bill Cosby, and Cyndi Lauper publicly supported Reubens, but it did seem that his career was over.
CBS immediately pulled reruns of the now cancelled "Pee-Wee's Playhouse," Disney-MGM Studios suspended a two minute video that Reubens had narrated for its backstage tour, and toy stores removed Pee Wee dolls from the shelves.
On August 9th, he had a court appearance and was released on a $219 bond. He could have faced as much as 60 days in jail, and a $500 fine. 4 months later he pleaded "no contest" to the charge of indecent exposure, paid a $50.00 fine and was ordered to perform 70 hours of community service.
2 years after the fact, a Florida judge erased the incident from Paul's permanent record.
This just in. John Travolta "definitely gay".
http://uk.omg.yahoo.com/news/john-tr...vgOwkNTQsA#_=_
John Travolta's Six Year Gay Affair With Pilot Revealed
EntertainmentWise ? Wed, Jun 6, 2012 13:24 BST
Further revelations about John Travolta?s homosexual past have been made public in the US, with allegations from his former secretary that he had a six-year relationship with pilot Doug Gotterba.
Joan Edwards, who worked for the ?Grease? star from 1978 to 1994 told the National Enquirer that not only was John definitely gay but that he had a sexual relationship with Doug. Travolta is currently facing two counts of sexual assault from male massage therapists who claim he made advances to both of them.
?I did everything for him, including taking care of his personal and professional schedules. Of course I knew he was gay. It never bothered me,? she revealed.
"That's how I met Doug. We both worked for John at the same time. Doug is a wonderful guy and we are still good friends. He told me that John was gay and they had a sexual relationship," she added.
The relationship with Travolta, who has denied all claims of assault and doubts over his sexuality was also confirmed by another former boyfriend of Gotterba?s Robert Britz who said he even saw a video made by the couple when they were together.
"Doug told me right at the beginning of our relationship that he'd had a homosexual relationship with John Travolta in the 1980s,? he told the National Enquirer.
?Doug said John was constantly grabbing at his genital area, but he put up with John's sexual advances because working for him was 'lucrative.??
He went on: "I personally saw about two minutes of Doug's home video showing John Travolta sitting at the end of a bed with his shirt off.
?There were plates of food in front of him. The video appeared to be shot in a hotel room. Doug made it clear that it was very lucrative for him to be what he called John's 'personal right hand man' and homosexual partner.?
Gotterba was supposedly less than complimentary about the actor and said he had a ?hairy body?.
"After a few years, Doug grew apart from John sexually, and John's advances eventually started to repulse him.?
"The relationship ended shortly thereafter." he added.
The relationship reportedly took place before Travolta married Kelly Preston in 1991.
The couple are said to be separated following the revelations about the actor?s personal life, though his legal team deny all of the allegations.
Yeah totes fer sure if the enquirer says so.This just in. John Travolta "definitely gay".
It's in People so I b'lieve it.Why I care is another story, one that I'll have to get back to you about.
In case you haven't looked out your window recently, the streets are filled with mental health professionals in white coats chasing down Twihards carrying burning cardboard cutouts of Kristen Stewart while calling her a sparkle vamp-hating slut whore tramp skank harlot. Because UsWeekly has pictures in their next issue of KStew sucking on the face of Rupert Sanders on July 17th. No, Rupert Sanders is not a weird name for a lesbian who really gets into getting her coochie lips bitten repeatedly. Rupert Sanders is a dude (pause for you to compose yourself after learning that KStew actually cheated with a man) who directed her in Snow White and is married with two kids. Oh, Rupert, you nasty slut, you just couldn't resist the allure of a trick who always looks like she's trying to push out a burp and a fart at the same time.
People also has this story and my guess is that Kristen Stewart's people ran to them after finding out UsWeekly bought the pictures. So they tried to soften things and make it sound like she just jumped on the peen for a quick second. This is what People's "source" said about Cheatlight: Breaking Rob:
"Kristen is absolutely devastated. It was a mistake and a complete lapse in judgment. She wasn't having an affair with Rupert. It was just a fleeting moment that shouldn't have happened. She never meant to hurt anyone. She's a good person who just made a bad choice."
They should've just said that Kristen's lip biting problem has gotten so out of control that she now bites the lips of other people and that's why her mouth was on Rupert's mouth. That is a believable explanation! But seriously, we all know what's going on here. Since that Twatlight mess is ending in November, that means RPattz and KStew's contract ends in November too. So they came up with this cheating scandal. I see you, bitches!
So because of this, Sienna Miller needs to hold her applause and not welcome Kristen Stewart into the Home Wrecking Whores of the World Club just yet.
And will somebody please put Nutty Madam on Suicide Watch.
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