Celeb Gossip

[andyniz]

The source
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=478439&in_page_ id=1773

[vaga]

[quote author=alliekat link=topic=7606.msg520819#msg520819 date=1188492838]
Seriously- she's making it really hard for me to feel sorry for her.  That's just gross.  And pretty hilarious.  :lol:

I just can't believe it.
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wow. 

[perry]

Britney Spears new music:

http://www.tmz.com/2007/08/30/new-britney-songs/

I hate to repeat myself but  :2abused:

[bowieluva]

It's so sad that our puritanical upbringings have made us values 'pants' so much.

[sbsweetypie]

[jesserz44]

[quote author=Kristinella link=topic=9755.msg521637#msg521637 date=1188565594]
Word.  I think Jessica's biggest mistake was banging every person in CKY and divorcing Nick Lachey (who I am embarrassed to say I attempted to stalk when he was in Indy for the 500 last year.    :|)

I have to admit that I love Britney even more so that she is a complete train-wreck.  I want to hang out with her and trade wigs and cheeto recipes.

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Also, notice how Nick Lachey has become a C-lister now?! Weiiiiiiiiiiiiird.  I still think he's so hot.  And normal.  I totally would have stalked him with you. 

And about Britney - I'd totally hang out with her.  She was too effing young to have those kids, and now she wants her party lifestyle back.  It's not fair to them at all, but at least they have people looking after them. 

I just listened to her new song and I don't hate it. 

[Kristinella]

[quote author=jesserz44 link=topic=7606.msg521641#msg521641 date=1188566117]
Also, notice how Nick Lachey has become a C-lister now?! Weiiiiiiiiiiiiird.  I still think he's so hot.  And normal.  I totally would have stalked him with you. 

And about Britney - I'd totally hang out with her.  She was too effing young to have those kids, and now she wants her party lifestyle back.  It's not fair to them at all, but at least they have people looking after them. 

I just listened to her new song and I don't hate it. 
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I would totally do Nick Lachey.  That Vanessa Manilla furry cooch bitch doesn't deserve him!

Which song did you listen to?  I didn't mind "Gimme More" even though the "It's Britney, bitch" at the beginning was lulz worthy.  I couldn't handle "Cold As Fire" it was too much of her squeak voice this early in the morning for me.

I kinda think that the way she would handle her kids would be different if she had a mini Brit instead of two boys.  That sounds harsh, but I think they remind her of that fucktard K-Fed so there might be some weird psychological issues with that.

[jesserz44]

[quote author=Kristinella link=topic=7606.msg521646#msg521646 date=1188567016]
I would totally do Nick Lachey.  That Vanessa Manilla furry cooch bitch doesn't deserve him!

Which song did you listen to?  I didn't mind "Gimme More" even though the "It's Britney, bitch" at the beginning was lulz worthy.  I couldn't handle "Cold As Fire" it was too much of her squeak voice this early in the morning for me.

I kinda think that the way she would handle her kids would be different if she had a mini Brit instead of two boys.  That sounds harsh, but I think they remind her of that fucktard K-Fed so there might be some weird psychological issues with that.
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Vanessa is a veejay.  That's it.  For two seconds there she was a mini Jessica Alba, but thankfully that was quickly extinguished.

I listened to Gimme More.  I'm not convinced the other one is her, actually. It doesn't really even sound like her.  And you know what's REALLY sad?!?  That song TMZ put on their site last week - a fake Britney single - I actually really liked.  The lyrics were ridiculous but it was catchy for realz.  Something like "It Really Feels Nice" - did you hear it?

I totally agree.  I'm scared for the two of them to grow up.  I wish Jayden would have been a girl :|  He kind of looks like a little grandpa to me.  Also, we've seen 029384029830 pictures of Sean Preston smiling, and I've never seen one of Jayden.  I wonder if he's a nervous babe. 

[Kristinella]

I didn't hear the fake one, I need to go to TMZ more because I think I'm missing out on alot more gossip.

I don't want to curse myself, but I think Britney's kids are slowies.  :| 

They need to lose the Dumb and Dumber haircuts and those god awful mini fedora type hats and then maybe they would have a better chance. 

I hate how all of the sudden KFed was seen as this "great dad".  What the fuck ever.  I didn't see him all groveling to take care of the kids he had with Shar Jackson (and those children are special looking themselves..I really think something is corrupt in the Federline DNA.)  He only wants the money and anyone that thinks anything otherwise is stupid as hell.

I can see why Britney flipped her wig (ahahaha).  I think she honestly liked K Fed but he just saw $$$$. 
I would be damned if a man ever ruined my career like he did to hers.  Ugh.

[jesserz44]

[quote author=Kristinella link=topic=7606.msg521653#msg521653 date=1188567742]
I didn't hear the fake one, I need to go to TMZ more because I think I'm missing out on alot more gossip.

I don't want to curse myself, but I think Britney's kids are slowies.   :| 

They need to lose the Dumb and Dumber haircuts and those god awful mini fedora type hats and then maybe they would have a better chance. 

I hate how all of the sudden KFed was seen as this "great dad".  What the fuck ever.  I didn't see him all groveling to take care of the kids he had with Shar Jackson (and those children are special looking themselves..I really think something is corrupt in the Federline DNA.)  He only wants the money and anyone that thinks anything otherwise is stupid as hell.

I can see why Britney flipped her wig (ahahaha).  I think she honestly liked K Fed but he just saw $$$$. 
I would be damned if a man ever ruined my career like he did to hers.  Ugh.
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I'll find the song for you, just give me a minute.  I mean, it's obviously ridiculous.  It's totally a joke but for some reason I like it :| 

Okay:

http://perezhilton.com/?p=4407

Maybe I'm just a big tard though.  You have to listen to the whole thing.

And yeah, Kevin's no father of the year.  I think the kids should go to Lynne if anyone.  I really hope they aren't slowies :| 

I used to think that Britney's career was for sure dunzo, but you know, I think she still might have a shot.  It's going to be a loooooooong shot but we're pretty forgiving when it comes to her.  She's just a little girl lost.  She's kind of like Lilo - she needs people in her life that won't completely eff her over all the time. 

[Kristinella]

Thanks for the link dude!

So is that her singing it and just playing around?  Whoever it is sounds exactly like her.

Yeah, I like it better than the two real ones.

LiLo is fucked.  Her mom is a major cause of that one.  Do you ever watch The Soup on E?  They do a Lohan family segment and its hilarious.

I don't know what is up with little Lohan but that girl looks like she is a crotchety old woman. 

[jesserz44]

[quote author=Kristinella link=topic=7606.msg521675#msg521675 date=1188570482]
Thanks for the link dude!

So is that her singing it and just playing around?  Whoever it is sounds exactly like her.

Yeah, I like it better than the two real ones.

LiLo is fucked.  Her mom is a major cause of that one.  Do you ever watch The Soup on E?  They do a Lohan family segment and its hilarious.

I don't know what is up with little Lohan but that girl looks like she is a crotchety old woman.   
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Yeah, I took it as kind of a 'fuck you' to everyone.  It's catchy though :lol:

Poor Lindsay.  I feel horribly for her.  Dina obviously picked the cutest kid to get famous first and it worked.  I can't BELIEVE she's still pitching a show to get the other two famous too.  That's fuuuuuuuucked up, man.  Lindsay is like, self destructing and her parents are STILL bitching. 

[Kristinella]

They are such trash.  I kinda like Linds though, maybe its because she wrote how Scarlett Johanssen was "a bloody cunt" on a bathroom wall.  ScarJo irks me, so I had to give it to Lindsey for that one.

I love how there are reports now that she is banging fellow druggies in the bathroom at rehab and still managing to get high.  She sounds like a fun roommate to have.  They need to do a celebrity Intervention.  I would order that on pay-per-view.

[jesserz44]

[quote author=Kristinella link=topic=7606.msg521679#msg521679 date=1188571286]
They are such trash.  I kinda like Linds though, maybe its because she wrote how Scarlett Johanssen was "a bloody cunt" on a bathroom wall.  ScarJo irks me, so I had to give it to Lindsey for that one.

I love how there are reports now that she is banging fellow druggies in the bathroom at rehab and still managing to get high.  She sounds like a fun roommate to have.  They need to do a celebrity Intervention.  I would order that on pay-per-view.


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:lol:  I HATE SCARJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Nice way to bang Benicio in an elevator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I don't think she's all that attractive.  Or talented.  Or maybe I'm biased just because I don't like her.

I like Lindsay too.  She's an idiot, for sure, but she's 20348029384028300 times better than Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie.   

I'm hoping Nicole gets back to pudge pudge after that bambino pops.  My question is - now that she's gaining weight - how has her face not poofed a little?!?!  She does not even look the same at ALL as she used to:

[Kristinella]

The only thing appealing about ScarJo is her tits.  Thats it.


Nicole just done fucked herself up. I thought she seemed like funny as hell on The Simple Life, but ever since she gained some celebrity she turned into a gollum looking betch.  She needs to go back to the raver makeup, pierced Nicole.

She looks way better being knocked up, too bad the baby is part douche since its dad is a member of Good Charlotte.  I know the bitch is still unhealthy, too.  I love how when these girls get knocked up its a 180.  Guarantee Nicole has been doing something on the down low.

[jesserz44]

[quote author=Kristinella link=topic=7606.msg521684#msg521684 date=1188571894]
The only thing appealing about ScarJo is her tits.  Thats it.


Nicole just done fucked herself up. I thought she seemed like funny as hell on The Simple Life, but ever since she gained some celebrity she turned into a gollum looking betch.  She needs to go back to the raver makeup, pierced Nicole.

She looks way better being knocked up, too bad the baby is part douche since its dad is a member of Good Charlotte.  I know the bitch is still unhealthy, too.  I love how when these girls get knocked up its a 180.  Guarantee Nicole has been doing something on the down low.

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I never watched The Simple Life. I've caught a little her and there, but I couldn't stand to watch it.  I just hate Paris SO EFFING MUCH.  Nicole doesn't have a personality now anymore now that she's all uber famous.  Joel Madden did himself good by knocking her up - he'll get way more publicity now.  I hope the baby is like, half asian when it comes out so it's proven that she was like, sleeping around with Yao Ming or something.  Their story needs some lulz.  I totally agree that she's still messed up.

[Kristinella]

My parents actually used to watch it, so that is where I would end up watching it too.  :lol:

They also tell me not to call them when Big Brother is on. 

Paris is a junkie whore.  Fucking bitch.  She needed to die instead of my precious Anna Nicole.

[jesserz44]

[quote author=Kristinella link=topic=7606.msg521689#msg521689 date=1188572606]
My parents actually used to watch it, so that is where I would end up watching it too.   :lol:

They also tell me not to call them when Big Brother is on. 

Paris is a junkie whore.  Fucking bitch.  She needed to die instead of my precious Anna Nicole.

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Oh man, talk about a fucking trainwreck!  So messed up.

SPEAKING OF BIG BROTHER, where are brie, delta, and misslyss?!!??!?!  I want to know details of last night since I missed it! :|


Also, I love them:




 

[Kristinella]

I'm indifferent about the holy one Shiloh.  I think I am just expecting too much out of her or something.  HATE how Angelina totes around the others like purses and you rarely see her with Shiloh.  I think Brad is mainly doing the child rearing with that one.

I think Dannielynn and Suri are the cutest celeb spawns EVAR.  Even though Suri's psuedo parents are hateful demons.

[Kristinella]

Is Angelina still in Chicago?

I'm going up there to visit my parents this weekend, I should try to do some celeb stalking.  Its no fun stalking while sober though. 

[jesserz44]

[quote author=Kristinella link=topic=7606.msg521700#msg521700 date=1188573356]
I'm indifferent about the holy one Shiloh.  I think I am just expecting too much out of her or something.  HATE how Angelina totes around the others like purses and you rarely see her with Shiloh.  I think Brad is mainly doing the child rearing with that one.

I think Dannielynn and Suri are the cutest celeb spawns EVAR.  Even though Suri's psuedo parents are hateful demons.


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Wait.  Dannielynn is the speshalest looking baby out there.  There's just something really not right with her.  I don't think Violet Affleck is cute either.  Also, I think Jennifer is prego again. 

And yes, Suri is so motherfucking cute that it hurts. 

[Kristinella]

[quote author=jesserz44 link=topic=7606.msg521704#msg521704 date=1188573573]
Wait.  Dannielynn is the speshalest looking baby out there.  There's just something really not right with her.  I don't think Violet Affleck is cute either.  Also, I think Jennifer is prego again. 

And yes, Suri is so motherfucking cute that it hurts. 
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Violet Affleck looks like you need to give her a password before crossing the bridge if you are picking up what I'm throwing down.

I think Jennifer Garner is not that attractive, she reminds me of a really awkward dorky girl.. that plus Affleck's monster head, the DNA doesn't sit well.

I think Charlie Sheen's kids look too much like him.  Its disturbing.

[andyniz]

[quote author=Kristinella link=topic=7606.msg521706#msg521706 date=1188573741]
Violet Affleck looks like you need to give her a password before crossing the bridge if you are picking up what I'm throwing down.

I think Jennifer Garner is not that attractive, she reminds me of a really awkward dorky girl.. that plus Affleck's monster head, the DNA doesn't sit well.

I think Charlie Sheen's kids look too much like him.  Its disturbing.



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Ohhh, I think Violet is kinda cute. 

[jesserz44]

[quote author=Kristinella link=topic=7606.msg521706#msg521706 date=1188573741]
Violet Affleck looks like you need to give her a password before crossing the bridge if you are picking up what I'm throwing down.

I think Jennifer Garner is not that attractive, she reminds me of a really awkward dorky girl.. that plus Affleck's monster head, the DNA doesn't sit well.

I think Charlie Sheen's kids look too much like him.  Its disturbing.

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Yes absolutely.  I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks that.  Also, I agree RE: Jennifer.  I mean, I know she's all down to Earth which is cool but I've never understood the "ZOMG SHE IS SLAAAAAMMIN!!!!!!!!!!"

Charlie Sheen's kids look like mean little men.  The oldest one especially.  Maybe it's ugly duckling syndrome but geeeeeeeez.  Maybe they'll have great personalities?

[Kristinella]

[quote author=jesserz44 link=topic=7606.msg521713#msg521713 date=1188574166]
Yes absolutely.  I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks that.  Also, I agree RE: Jennifer.  I mean, I know she's all down to Earth which is cool but I've never understood the "ZOMG SHE IS SLAAAAAMMIN!!!!!!!!!!"

Charlie Sheen's kids look like mean little men.  The oldest one especially.  Maybe it's ugly duckling syndrome but geeeeeeeez.  Maybe they'll have great personalities?
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That is a flattering picture of Violet.  Maybe its because she is next to her papi.

I have a feeling with that bitch Denise Richards as their mom, those girls personalities are going to suck.

I might get a 10000000 smites for this one, but why do celebrities adopt ugly children?  I'm not going to mention any specifics but damn.

My poor child is going to have negative karma because of me.