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    That is awesome I hope he's a gentleman and doesn't try to rape her

    ETA: 'We had Bruce Willis come to one of our balls. And Ben Stein to another. I'd prefer Mila
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    Yea that probably wouldnt go over to well in the press

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    Nor would it go over well with the Marine's top brass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyGirl View Post
    Pretty cool! This Marine made a video asking Mila Kunis to go to his Marine Corps Ball with him.
    The video went viral, and now she has agreed to go

    http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktl...0,571842.story
    My paranoid schizophrenic ex-Marine brother-in-law (who never saw combat) is freaking out about this like he's the one getting the date. One more fucking email and/or text and I'm blocking the fucker. It's bad enough I have to put up with his fucked up patriotism on every marginally patriotic holiday (including fucking Flag Day) but this is just too too much.

    On a side note, I think it's kinda cool she's doing it, but I also feel a little bad for her because she's had to cave to public peer pressure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeneria View Post
    My paranoid schizophrenic ex-Marine brother-in-law (who never saw combat) is freaking out about this like he's the one getting the date. One more fucking email and/or text and I'm blocking the fucker. It's bad enough I have to put up with his fucked up patriotism on every marginally patriotic holiday (including fucking Flag Day) but this is just too too much.

    On a side note, I think it's kinda cool she's doing it, but I also feel a little bad for her because she's had to cave to public peer pressure.
    Oh, and go on a date? Boo hoo.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Oh, and go on a date? Boo hoo.
    I don't feel sorry for her but I bet it's weird that this guy made this video and then all her celebrity friends are like "You have to go do this." Easy for Justin Timberlake to say, isn't it?

    And then you get guys like my brother-in-law thinking they can do the same thing. "Hey Mila, come watch the Cubs lose in my apartment that I share with my obese wife because I served in the military and you're hot and Black Bird was a hot movie." Seriously, that's how his emails have been going.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeneria View Post
    I don't feel sorry for her but I bet it's weird that this guy made this video and then all her celebrity friends are like "You have to go do this." Easy for Justin Timberlake to say, isn't it?
    Meh. I don't have much sympathy for celebrities to begin with. Paparazzi? Fans? Millions? Yea, poor them.

    And Justin seems like the type that would go with a male Marine anyway, just cause it would be funny. Not sure if I'm right, just sayin.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Meh. I don't have much sympathy for celebrities to begin with. Paparazzi? Fans? Millions? Yea, poor them.
    I agree with you for the most part. I just thought this whole story was so awkward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeneria View Post
    I agree with you for the most part. I just thought this whole story was so awkward.
    I think it's pretty cool. If you're gonna "support the troops" then have the decency to cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    I think it's pretty cool. If you're gonna "support the troops" then have the decency to cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    I think it's pretty cool. If you're gonna "support the troops" then have the decency to cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy.
    Only you can make supporting the troops sound disgusting.

    I think its a gift you have Ron

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    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyGirl View Post
    Only you can make supporting the troops sound disgusting.

    I think its a gift you have Ron
    Sounds awesome to me.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Sounds awesome to me.
    you lost me at "cradle the balls"

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    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyGirl View Post
    you lost me at "cradle the balls"
    That's where the support begins.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeneria View Post
    My paranoid schizophrenic ex-Marine brother-in-law (who never saw combat) is freaking out about this like he's the one getting the date. One more fucking email and/or text and I'm blocking the fucker. It's bad enough I have to put up with his fucked up patriotism on every marginally patriotic holiday (including fucking Flag Day) but this is just too too much.

    On a side note, I think it's kinda cool she's doing it, but I also feel a little bad for her because she's had to cave to public peer pressure.
    Yeah on both points. It's cool she's doing it but she kind of has to do it now. Balls are fun in the military...chance for everyone to forget their rank for a night, get fucked up and have some laughs, but all in a formal way. I'm sure the line to "cut in" and dance with her will be ridiculous. Plus a lot of the time balls are a chance for the military wives to get dolled up and have their husbands show them off. Well, not at this ball They're gonna hate her. Oh and what will really piss me off is if his Commander or Sergeant Major pull rank and basically make Mila sit at their table as their guest for photo ops and whatnot.. I mean there are already tons of protocols, rules snd regs that have been drilled into this guy since they 1st got word she'd be attending. All in the name of the unit for PR type shit. She'll most likely get escorted around by the brass a will only get a quick photo with the guy at the begining of the ball, during the ceremony when they introduce the soldier and their wife/GF/date. They shoild just quietly let the marine enjoy the company of his date just as they would with a wife. Let the soldier have his moment on the spotlight instead of abusing their rank and power to get what they want out of her. Man I kinda of hope she has a blast, get a little toasted and fuck his brains out

    AlsoI can't stand guys like your BIL. Never even seen combat yet run their mouths like they're Rambo
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    Yea Cake!
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Megan Fox Facebooked a pic to "prove" that she has never had Botox.
    Plastic surgeons are saying she photoshopped the pic because no one has wrinkles at that angle

    Megan Fox FAIL
    http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/thefamous...ox-photos/1689

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    hahaha I just spent like five minutes trying to wrinkle my forehead in that way but then remembered I'm not a Stargate alien.

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    I don't think she uses botox, yet.


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    And apparently you fuck the mods here.

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    i can't stop laughing.

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    The new Transformers girl is wayyy hotter, IMO. Say what you will about those movies but it was a good gig for Fox. She fucked up.

    I just watched some movie called "Passion Play" with her in it. Rented it cuz it has Bill Murray and Mickey Rourke in it as well. She plays a carnie born with angels wings. Holy fuck what a horrible movie and she is horrible. She's not even fun to just look at any more. You can tell she's gonna be one of those broads that'll age super duper fast. In the past 4 years it looks like she's aged 14
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    Quote Originally Posted by yellowCake1 View Post


    The new Transformers girl is wayyy hotter, IMO. Say what you will about those movies but it was a good gig for Fox. She fucked up. I just watched some moive called "Passion Play" with her in it. Rented it cuz it has Bill Murray and Mickey Rourke in it as well. She plays a carnie born with angels wings. Holy fuck what a horrible movie and she is horrible. She's not even fun to just look at any more. You can tell she's gonna be one of those broads that'll age super duper fast. In the past 4 years it looks like she's aged 14
    So you watched my life story.

    My friend and her husband took a bunch of really cool pics of the filming of Transformers if anyone is interested in seeing them.
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    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yellowCake1 View Post
    Yeah on both points. It's cool she's doing it but she kind of has to do it now. Balls are fun in the military...chance for everyone to forget their rank for a night, get fucked up and have some laughs, but all in a formal way. I'm sure the line to "cut in" and dance with her will be ridiculous. Plus a lot of the time balls are a chance for the military wives to get dolled up and have their husbands show them off. Well, not at this ball They're gonna hate her. Oh and what will really piss me off is if his Commander or Sergeant Major pull rank and basically make Mila sit at their table as their guest for photo ops and whatnot.. I mean there are already tons of protocols, rules snd regs that have been drilled into this guy since they 1st got word she'd be attending. All in the name of the unit for PR type shit. She'll most likely get escorted around by the brass a will only get a quick photo with the guy at the begining of the ball, during the ceremony when they introduce the soldier and their wife/GF/date. They shoild just quietly let the marine enjoy the company of his date just as they would with a wife. Let the soldier have his moment on the spotlight instead of abusing their rank and power to get what they want out of her. Man I kinda of hope she has a blast, get a little toasted and fuck his brains out

    AlsoI can't stand guys like your BIL. Never even seen combat yet run their mouths like they're Rambo
    Yep. And he gets pissed that the guys who did see combat don't want to listen to him bitch about having to pick up cigarette butts when he was stationed in Germany. In 1989. He doesn't see himself as any different than the guys coming back from Iraq and Afghanistan and he's offended when they jump at his stories.

    He likes to say he could kill a man 9 ways with his bare hands but it's like, he's grossly overweight with a bad back and he's the laziest motherfucker you ever met. He's lucky he was diagnosed when he was in the military because they have to take care of him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeneria View Post
    Yep. And he gets pissed that the guys who did see combat don't want to listen to him bitch about having to pick up cigarette butts when he was stationed in Germany. In 1989. He doesn't see himself as any different than the guys coming back from Iraq and Afghanistan and he's offended when they jump at his stories.

    He likes to say he could kill a man 9 ways with his bare hands but it's like, he's grossly overweight with a bad back and he's the laziest motherfucker you ever met. He's lucky he was diagnosed when he was in the military because they have to take care of him.
    idk. I mean, it made me laugh, but I believe our country should be paying to take care of him. If we can pay $200k+ per episode for Jersey Shore, can't we throw in a few thousand to help a dude with a severe mental disability?

    I know that was completely off-topic. Just saying.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nancy Drew View Post
    idk. I mean, it made me laugh, but I believe our country should be paying to take care of him. If we can pay $200k+ per episode for Jersey Shore, can't we throw in a few thousand to help a dude with a severe mental disability?

    I know that was completely off-topic. Just saying.
    No, you're right. It's just he's such an asshole and an entitled asshole at that. I don't know if the schizophrenia or if it's just him, but he's a cock knocker most of the time and it's hard to have any sympathy. The only reason he joined the military is because his dad threw him out of the house for smoking pot and he thought he'd "show the family" by enlisting and then dying in combat. Except it was the 80's and there was no combat. So instead he was diagnosed as schizophrenic and the family was like "Great. The military can take care of your selfish bratty ass."

    It's different than the guys coming back with PTSD because he was an asshole schizophrenic before entering the military, the military didn't do anything to him except give him a way to never have to work, free medical care, and an excuse to be a prick.

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