Celeb Gossip

[HockeyGirl]

God damn it HG, I know who he is but I don't know Ryan Dunn!

really? I only remember him vaguely from that x-files episode I posted

[Ron_NYC]

ew haha

Seriously, though. When I look back at the guys I was dating when I was 16 who were in their twenties, I now think they were creepy predators at worst and slightly retarded at best.

Agreed. I didn't wanna date 16-year old girls when I was 16.

And the ones that were the least bit interesting were dating grown ass men. Ew.

really? I only remember him vaguely from that x-files episode I posted

Oh yea really. And I never watched one episode of X-Files. Ha.

I fucking hate Jackass though. You'd have to pay me to watch that shit.

[Ron_NYC]

And even if shes lying about her age, she looks gross. And making up a pedo story? Guess what word I want to use here...

Whut?

[whackjob]

Whut?

it's too much ron. particularly if she's supposed to be a teenager. she looks older. i know you like the overdone look, but to a lot of other women, this look is undesireable. like, she looks trashy, ugly and old. kind of like how the jackass guys look like they're douchey and smell.

[Ron_NYC]

it's too much ron. particularly if she's supposed to be a teenager. she looks older. i know you like the overdone look, but to a lot of other women, this look is undesireable. like, she looks trashy, ugly and old. kind of like how the jackass guys look like they're douchey and smell.

Understood.

[jeneria]

So we're supposed to be all sad and sorry because a man who is famous for shoving a Hot Wheels up his ass decided to get shitfaced, race his Porsche and ended up dying in a fiery crash of his own making? Sorry. You're famous for being on a show where people eat shit and staple their scrotum to their legs, you posted pics of yourself blitzed just hours before your demise, you killed your drinking buddy with your asshattery, therefore, no sympathy dude.

If I don't give my own dead brother sympathy for his drunken asshat crash, then you certainly don't deserve anything from me because YOU COULD HAVE AFFORDED A FUCKING CAB. Fuck off Bam and all the rest wringing their hands and telling the internets not to be mean. Your buddy did something epically stupid and thank God he didn't kill more people with his actions.

[Ron_NYC]

So we're supposed to be all sad and sorry because a man who is famous for shoving a Hot Wheels up his ass decided to get shitfaced, race his Porsche and ended up dying in a fiery crash of his own making? Sorry. You're famous for being on a show where people eat shit and staple their scrotum to their legs, you posted pics of yourself blitzed just hours before your demise, you killed your drinking buddy with your asshattery, therefore, no sympathy dude.

If I don't give my own dead brother sympathy for his drunken asshat crash, then you certainly don't deserve anything from me because YOU COULD HAVE AFFORDED A FUCKING CAB. Fuck off Bam and all the rest wringing their hands and telling the internets not to be mean. Your buddy did something epically stupid and thank God he didn't kill more people with his actions.

[nerysinci]

OH MY GOD that chick's videos.....I have never had so many douche chills in a 5 minute period in my life. Ugh. What.

[Ron_NYC]

OH MY GOD that chick's videos.....I have never had so many douche chills in a 5 minute period in my life. Ugh. What.

Her fucking song froze my computer and I had to listen to the entire thing. Hold me, Donna....I'm scared.

Sugarless bubblegum? What the fuck is she talking about!?!

[strmmrgrrl]

Her fucking song froze my computer and I had to listen to the entire thing. Hold me, Donna....I'm scared.

Sugarless bubblegum? What the fuck is she talking about!?!

Trying to pretend she's 16?

[Ron_NYC]

Trying to pretend she's 16?

Seriously. This broad ain't no Got Damn 16!

[Seraphim]

So we're supposed to be all sad and sorry because a man who is famous for shoving a Hot Wheels up his ass decided to get shitfaced, race his Porsche and ended up dying in a fiery crash of his own making? Sorry. You're famous for being on a show where people eat shit and staple their scrotum to their legs, you posted pics of yourself blitzed just hours before your demise, you killed your drinking buddy with your asshattery, therefore, no sympathy dude.

If I don't give my own dead brother sympathy for his drunken asshat crash, then you certainly don't deserve anything from me because YOU COULD HAVE AFFORDED A FUCKING CAB. Fuck off Bam and all the rest wringing their hands and telling the internets not to be mean. Your buddy did something epically stupid and thank God he didn't kill more people with his actions.

I think I love you.

[yellowCake1]

Seriously. This broad ain't no Got Damn 16!

Stiffler's mom?

[g r ee n ey e s]

Judging by her nude lipstick and brown eyeliner used as lipliner?? Yeah, bitch is 16.

[HockeyGirl]

Judging by her nude lipstick and brown eyeliner used as lipliner?? Yeah, bitch is 16.

I totally used to do that in high school

[Ron_NYC]

How did they even fucking meet!?!

[Nancy Drew]

How did they even fucking meet!?!

Come on, Ron, we're both familiar with attentionwhores.com.

[angelaiscaustic]

Judging by her nude lipstick and brown eyeliner used as lipliner?? Yeah, bitch is 16.

Yeah 16...in 1997 when that shit was in style

[Ron_NYC]

Come on, Ron, we're both familiar with attentionwhores.com.

There's a place where I can get one of these? Can I get an older model?

[jeneria]

How did they even fucking meet!?!

At some C-list event. He introduced himself as an actor on X-Files and she introduced herself as a 16 year old singer. Both ignored the obvious lies and went straight to fucking.

[yellowCake1]

How did they even fucking meet!?!

Her long dormant Myspace account. She was 16 the last time she checked it

[Nancy Drew]

There's a place where I can get one of these? Can I get an older model?

You can pay for a 16-year-old and get a 32-year-old. Double the value!

[Ron_NYC]

You can pay for a 16-year-old and get a 32-year-old. Double the value!

[Tarren]

Dog years
Maybe she was born on February 29th?

Jeneria and I are Leap Year kids. We're "9" next year

She seriously does not look 16.

When I was 17 my ex was 37 and looking back I wish it hadn't happened.
I have nothing against age gaps in most cases, but it depends on the age of the people involved.

[FloobaToob]

I listened to her song.... I don't know what to do with myself now....