Page 488 of 1080 FirstFirst ... 388 438 478 486 487 488 489 490 498 538 588 988 ... LastLast
Results 12,176 to 12,200 of 26991

Thread: Celeb Gossip

  1. #12176
    Senior Member Cap-n Meow's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Posts
    27,916
    Rep Power
    21054127
    Fact: Khloe Kardashian's father is sasquatch.

  2. #12177
    Senior Member whackjob's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Posts
    3,960
    Rep Power
    21474857
    loving the tag for this thread, btw.

  3. #12178
    Senior Member once_again's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Posts
    3,551
    Rep Power
    2890493
    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyGirl View Post
    Arnold Schwarznegger naked on boat
    I think those kids are too grown to be around a naked man like that. Especially when he's touching his privates.
    Toodle Loo

  4. #12179
    Senior Member LC's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Fail
    Posts
    11,689
    Rep Power
    6141494
    Snooki actually used to be really pretty.


    ETA: Nothing is as terrifying as oompa loompas. Yes, I realize everyone will now be posting pictures of oompa loompas and I will have to run away and cry. No seriously. Having to look at them has made me cry. As an adult.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nancy Drew View Post
    No one ever gets me. Where is Lawchick? We speak the same intellectual language.
    Quote Originally Posted by White trash bitchy blonde View Post
    Fuckin LawChick, how does she work?

  5. #12180
    Senior Member Cap-n Meow's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Posts
    27,916
    Rep Power
    21054127


  6. #12181
    Senior Member LC's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Fail
    Posts
    11,689
    Rep Power
    6141494
    Anybody who is not freaked out by those assholes HAS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THEM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nancy Drew View Post
    No one ever gets me. Where is Lawchick? We speak the same intellectual language.
    Quote Originally Posted by White trash bitchy blonde View Post
    Fuckin LawChick, how does she work?

  7. #12182
    Senior Member Cap-n Meow's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Posts
    27,916
    Rep Power
    21054127
    Quote Originally Posted by LC View Post
    Anybody who is not freaked out by those assholes HAS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THEM.
    Oompa loompas don't have shit on munchkins and flying monkeys.


  8. #12183
    Senior Member LC's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Fail
    Posts
    11,689
    Rep Power
    6141494
    Strangely, munchkins and flying monkeys don't bother me at all.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nancy Drew View Post
    No one ever gets me. Where is Lawchick? We speak the same intellectual language.
    Quote Originally Posted by White trash bitchy blonde View Post
    Fuckin LawChick, how does she work?

  9. #12184
    Senior Member Tarren's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    15,189
    Rep Power
    453595
    Barry Manilow is more terrifying than all of those. I don't care that he used to have lips. Dude was in an interview here and he's a creepy fucker.
    Anyone who says onions make you cry has clearly never been hit in the face with a turnip.

  10. #12185
    Senior Member Cap-n Meow's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Posts
    27,916
    Rep Power
    21054127
    Quote Originally Posted by Tarren View Post
    Barry Manilow is more terrifying than all of those. I don't care that he used to have lips. Dude was in an interview here and he's a creepy fucker.
    Barry Manilow could still get you to drop your pants when he sings Mandy to you but using your name instead.

  11. #12186
    Moderator bowieluva's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Posts
    65,362
    Rep Power
    21474919
    Wait a minute, wait a minute. Snooki used to be a cute Hispanic chola?

    Also, fact: Jimmy Smitts is also terrifying. I hate his face so much. Him and that Jon Heder.

  12. #12187
    Senior Member jessielee's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2010
    Location
    Your mothers house
    Posts
    3,233
    Rep Power
    21474853
    Quote Originally Posted by Cap-n Meow View Post
    Barry Manilow could still get you to drop your pants when he sings Mandy to you but using your name instead.
    LOL! Only if she was looking for something to hang herself with!

  13. #12188
    sucks to your ass-mar Nancy Drew's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Posts
    31,088
    Rep Power
    21474885
    Quote Originally Posted by Cap-n Meow View Post
    That's my friend Danny!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.

  14. #12189
    Senior Member Cap-n Meow's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Posts
    27,916
    Rep Power
    21054127
    Quote Originally Posted by Nancy Drew View Post
    That's my friend Danny!!!
    and now I has a confused.

  15. #12190
    Senior Member Tarren's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    15,189
    Rep Power
    453595
    Quote Originally Posted by Cap-n Meow View Post
    Barry Manilow could still get you to drop your pants when he sings Mandy to you but using your name instead.
    You could not be more wrong there mister. He could get me to shit my pants maybe.

    SLIT MOUTH.
    Anyone who says onions make you cry has clearly never been hit in the face with a turnip.

  16. #12191
    Moderator bowieluva's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Posts
    65,362
    Rep Power
    21474919
    Quote Originally Posted by Tarren View Post
    You could not be more wrong there mister. He could get me to shit my pants maybe.

    SLIT MOUTH.
    HOW DO YOU TOLERATE ENGLAND??? It's like the land of No Lips.

  17. #12192
    sucks to your ass-mar Nancy Drew's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Posts
    31,088
    Rep Power
    21474885
    Quote Originally Posted by Cap-n Meow View Post
    and now I has a confused.
    dannytara.jpeg

    He was the monkey that stole Toto! I worked with him at a grocery store.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.

  18. #12193
    Senior Member Tarren's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    15,189
    Rep Power
    453595
    LOL @ that flying monkey.

    Related to small people :

    A guy who played a goblin in Harry Potter and an Ewok in Star Wars has been in court for wanking on a train under a jesters hat.
    Anyone who says onions make you cry has clearly never been hit in the face with a turnip.

  19. #12194
    Senior Member Tarren's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    15,189
    Rep Power
    453595
    Also, everyone I know has visible lips so maybe it affects other regions but not where I live. In fact, some look like they have a trout pout.
    Anyone who says onions make you cry has clearly never been hit in the face with a turnip.

  20. #12195
    sucks to your ass-mar Nancy Drew's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Posts
    31,088
    Rep Power
    21474885
    Oh man, now I'm thinking about Danny. He had the greatest stories ever. He lived in Fabio's house and he always used to talk about Fabio.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.

  21. #12196
    Senior Member poppy213's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Portland, Oregon
    Posts
    1,305
    Rep Power
    5560039
    Quote Originally Posted by Nancy Drew View Post
    dannytara.jpeg

    He was the monkey that stole Toto! I worked with him at a grocery store.
    Now that is a cool celebrity connection story. He scared me good as a kid!

    "Satisfaction of ones curiosity is one of the greatest sources of happiness in life" Linus Pauling

  22. #12197
    sucks to your ass-mar Nancy Drew's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Posts
    31,088
    Rep Power
    21474885
    Quote Originally Posted by poppy213 View Post
    Now that is a cool celebrity connection story. He scared me good as a kid!
    Thanks! He's the coolest. Had so many great stories about Wizard of Oz and his other projects. Was still cross-dressing for projects as of a couple years ago, haha. He just worked as a greeter at the grocery store cuz he was bored after retirement and loved people. I'll be so sad when I hear he dies. He's such an awesome guy.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.

  23. #12198
    Senior Member Cap-n Meow's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Posts
    27,916
    Rep Power
    21054127
    Rob Schneider is one of the luckiest leprechauns around.



    And Tracy Morgan is a bigot.
    http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf...c-rant_1224884

    Tracy Morgan, the American comedian best known for his role on '30 Rock', stunned audience members at his show in Nashville last week after launching into a homophobic tirade, reports the Hollywood Gossip. Tracy Morgan was performing at the Ryman Auditorium on Friday (3rd May 2011) when he made a series of derogatory remarks about the gay community.

    Morgan, an Emmy Award nominated actor, allegedly told the sold-out crowd, "Gays need to quit being pussies and not be whining about something as insignificant as bullying". He later suggested that being homosexual was something kids "learn from the media and programming", and suggested he would stab his own son if he ever talked to him "in a gay voice". It was reported that several audience members walked out of the screening following the remarks. The venue has since issued a statement apologising to those offended by Morgan's routine, saying, "The Ryman Auditorium regrets that people were offended by statements made by Tracy Morgan during his June 3 appearance. The Ryman does not control the content presented by people appearing on its stage, nor does it endorse any of the views of, or statements made by, such persons".

    In January 2011, Tracy Morgan hit the headlines after appearing in the pre-game coverage of the Miami Heat and New York Knicks Nba game. Commentators Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith asked the 30 Rock star to choose between Sarah Palin and Tina Fey on who he thought was better looking. Morgan responded with a derogatory remark about Palin, which led network Tnt to apologize for the comments on live television.

  24. #12199
    I'm fancy ketchup HockeyGirl's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Southern Cali
    Posts
    14,399
    Rep Power
    14490239
    Selena Gomez rushed to the hospital in La
    http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktl...224.story'
    hope she's okay!

  25. #12200
    Throbbing Member nerysinci's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    Middle East
    Posts
    18,439
    Rep Power
    5611456
    NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    She is my little pwincess. :( It's creepy, I know, but I love Alex Russo so muchhhhhhh, and I can't think of the word right now, but ergo, I love Selena Gomez. DAMNIT what is the fucking word, where you love something due to loving something else?

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 8 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 8 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •