Fact: Khloe Kardashian's father is sasquatch.
Fact: Khloe Kardashian's father is sasquatch.
loving the tag for this thread, btw.
Snooki actually used to be really pretty.
ETA: Nothing is as terrifying as oompa loompas. Yes, I realize everyone will now be posting pictures of oompa loompas and I will have to run away and cry. No seriously. Having to look at them has made me cry. As an adult.
Barry Manilow is more terrifying than all of those. I don't care that he used to have lips. Dude was in an interview here and he's a creepy fucker.
Anyone who says onions make you cry has clearly never been hit in the face with a turnip.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Snooki used to be a cute Hispanic chola?
Also, fact: Jimmy Smitts is also terrifying. I hate his face so much. Him and that Jon Heder.
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He was the monkey that stole Toto! I worked with him at a grocery store.
LOL @ that flying monkey.
Related to small people :
A guy who played a goblin in Harry Potter and an Ewok in Star Wars has been in court for wanking on a train under a jesters hat.
Anyone who says onions make you cry has clearly never been hit in the face with a turnip.
Also, everyone I know has visible lips so maybe it affects other regions but not where I live. In fact, some look like they have a trout pout.
Anyone who says onions make you cry has clearly never been hit in the face with a turnip.
Thanks! He's the coolest. Had so many great stories about Wizard of Oz and his other projects. Was still cross-dressing for projects as of a couple years ago, haha. He just worked as a greeter at the grocery store cuz he was bored after retirement and loved people. I'll be so sad when I hear he dies. He's such an awesome guy.
Rob Schneider is one of the luckiest leprechauns around.
And Tracy Morgan is a bigot.
http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf...c-rant_1224884
Tracy Morgan, the American comedian best known for his role on '30 Rock', stunned audience members at his show in Nashville last week after launching into a homophobic tirade, reports the Hollywood Gossip. Tracy Morgan was performing at the Ryman Auditorium on Friday (3rd May 2011) when he made a series of derogatory remarks about the gay community.
Morgan, an Emmy Award nominated actor, allegedly told the sold-out crowd, "Gays need to quit being pussies and not be whining about something as insignificant as bullying". He later suggested that being homosexual was something kids "learn from the media and programming", and suggested he would stab his own son if he ever talked to him "in a gay voice". It was reported that several audience members walked out of the screening following the remarks. The venue has since issued a statement apologising to those offended by Morgan's routine, saying, "The Ryman Auditorium regrets that people were offended by statements made by Tracy Morgan during his June 3 appearance. The Ryman does not control the content presented by people appearing on its stage, nor does it endorse any of the views of, or statements made by, such persons".
In January 2011, Tracy Morgan hit the headlines after appearing in the pre-game coverage of the Miami Heat and New York Knicks Nba game. Commentators Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith asked the 30 Rock star to choose between Sarah Palin and Tina Fey on who he thought was better looking. Morgan responded with a derogatory remark about Palin, which led network Tnt to apologize for the comments on live television.
Selena Gomez rushed to the hospital in La
http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktl...224.story'
hope she's okay!
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She is my little pwincess. :( It's creepy, I know, but I love Alex Russo so muchhhhhhh, and I can't think of the word right now, but ergo, I love Selena Gomez. DAMNIT what is the fucking word, where you love something due to loving something else?
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