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    Worst Apps

    I have come across some pretty lame apps in my time, most of them have been kid apps but this one takes the cake. This plant identifier cracks me up I take a picture of the grapes I picked my backyard and I get these results....



    You can NOT download it here... Or you can if you want to have some plant fun lol

    https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...s.garden&hl=en

    I can't link the apple one because it just keeps opening the store for me since I am on my iPad

    Show me THE WORST apps!!!

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    Omfg... My ex just sent me this Link to really bad apps and kids games. This video. Add me laugh so hard... I can't even..


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    The "turns your phone into a vibrating sex toy" app is pretty awful

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jumaki15 View Post
    The "turns your phone into a vibrating sex toy" app is pretty awful
    Wait wait wait... Does it come with a ziplock because that sounds hella messy lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jumaki15 View Post
    The "turns your phone into a vibrating sex toy" app is pretty awful
    I think kat needs one. She's way tooooooooooo bored.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermstalker View Post
    I think kat needs one. She's way tooooooooooo bored.
    I'm too lazy to touch myself. This is why I got married in the first place. It's like trying to scratch your own itch. Feels way better when someone else gets it lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caffeinatedkat View Post
    Wait wait wait... Does it come with a ziplock because that sounds hella messy lol
    A waterproof case would probably work

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    Please visit playstore & let me know how you go on this game. My hands are too small to get his nipples rotating in a balanced fashion on my tablet




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    Omg lol this may be the best/worst app yet!!

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    But wait ...

    You haven't played ...


    Kiss x Alligator










    "You have to kiss, by swiping left or right, while fending off an alligator"

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    Why is he bald and shirtless yet rocking a skirt?

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    Ever forget where you parked your car? You never will again with "car matey" arg!!


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    Is that to tell you where your car is? We went down to our favourite beach 2 yrs ago & discovered an 18th century pirate ship docked just beyond the breakers.


    It was so fucking bizarre. We were the only people on this huge stretch of beach & there's a real life black pirate ship sitting where we usually swim. We could've swum up to it but the kids were still in school uniform so we could only wade out so far & get a few shitty ph pix that didn't do it justice.


    I googled as soon as we got home & ended up talking toi the owners - a retired couple. The husband built it himself & they cruise the coast of Australia in it. They were stopping in for groceries at our local supermarket when we saw them.

    This pix much better than the one's I took





    https://m.facebook.com/notorioustheship?_rdr





    Anyways, they could totally use that app

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    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    Is that to tell you where your car is? We went down to our favourite beach 2 yrs ago & discovered an 18th century pirate ship docked just beyond the breakers.


    It was so fucking bizarre. We were the only people on this huge stretch of beach & there's a real life black pirate ship sitting where we usually swim. We could've swum up to it but the kids were still in school uniform so we could only wade out so far & get a few shitty ph pix that didn't do it justice.


    I googled as soon as we got home & ended up talking toi the owners - a retired couple. The husband built it himself & they cruise the coast of Australia in it. They were stopping in for groceries at our local supermarket when we saw them.

    This pix much better than the one's I took





    https://m.facebook.com/notorioustheship?_rdr





    Anyways, they could totally use that app
    That's pretty awesome

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    I have continued my quest to find the worst & most bizarre games on playstore. This one is worthy of this thread

    It's called ...

    "I LOVE YOU BUT YOU KISS LIKE A GIRL"







    You play against a friend - or blood relative, whichever you prefer. The most violent tongue thruster wins


    Some screenshots








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    Oh that's just nasty lol good find!!!

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    LOL. It seriously offended my kids. It actually made them REALLY angry.

    "Oh my god did you download that why would you DO that!!???

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    Haven't downloaded this one yet due to the delicate sensibilities of certain people in my life (& also because I'm stuck on mobile wifi again)



    So I just have to assume this is as hilariously bad as it looks & sounds -



    WE ARE ALL DEAD


    Person, oranges, vacuum cleaner, strange zombie a lot appearance











    The description is the best part, as always
    Last edited by blighted star; 11-25-2015 at 06:52 AM.

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    Also, I highly recommend "Wonder Tree House" by Cocosola - it's a very MDS kinda game

    (you'll see ...)




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