Cause....well why not?
also Ashton said this eye roll-inducing shit on Twitter: "Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail. Love and Light, AK" Every time an asshole signs off with "love and light," hate and darkness eats a kitten.
Suzanne Knight (21) brutally raped and devoured 3 toddlers while on a meth binge before hanging herself Marky69: If those toddlers didnt want to be eaten then they shouldnt of looked so god damned delicious. RIP Suzanne
My aunt Joan used to drive us to school in what she would call "porky pigin" That basically means a shirt and no pants. That woman used to ( and still does from what Im told by my Cousin) cook naked all the damn time. when she got a boob job, She would show them to anyone who had a couple of seconds to spare.
Also, Now whenever I see Justin Bieber, I get that old ass song, "Thats just My Babys Daddy" stuck in my head.
So, Robert Wagner, murderer?
Walken the plank then?
If you ask my mom, Amateur Detective Mommy Bowie, she thinks they had a coke-fueled orgy all night, Natalie ended up cracking her skull, and they stupidly threw in the water in a paranoid moment of der.
Well, I don't give a fuck about reality stars or disney teens but I don't announce it when 90% of this thread is about it. No offense, but shut up, Beli.
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