[quote author=saidgrace link=topic=7606.msg601327#msg601327 date=1194540830]
my roommate's boyfriend.
he's satan incarnate, and he stays in my apartment for like, weeks at at time, being an alcoholic and burning cigarette holes in my shit.
I have a friend who's b/f does that too. Only the person who actually owns the house and the couch he sleeps on isn't his g/f, it's my other friend. She's considering kicking her out if she doesn't tell him he has to find another place to crash.