[quote author=turtlenads link=topic=7606.msg569869#msg569869 date=1192255015]
Guess how many beers I had tonite??
Uhhhhhhhhhhh bunch!!!
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3? Jaysus, what the hell are you doing up so late, grandma?!?!??!?! I'm almost worried.
[quote author=turtlenads link=topic=7606.msg569869#msg569869 date=1192255015]
Guess how many beers I had tonite??
Uhhhhhhhhhhh bunch!!!
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3? Jaysus, what the hell are you doing up so late, grandma?!?!??!?! I'm almost worried.
[quote author=jesserz44 link=topic=7606.msg569870#msg569870 date=1192255058]
3? Jaysus, what the hell are you doing up so late, grandma?!?!??!?! I'm almost worried.
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JACKASS!!! :2angry:
A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
[quote author=turtlenads link=topic=7606.msg569876#msg569876 date=1192255187]
JACKASS!!! :2angry:
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As humorless as Grace![]()
[quote author=jesserz44 link=topic=7606.msg569878#msg569878 date=1192255265]
As humorless as Grace
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No one is as humorless as Grace. True story.
A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
Like every chunky blonde with a bad weave in the south doesn't look exacty like Britney Spears.
You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
[quote author=turtlenads link=topic=7606.msg569882#msg569882 date=1192255392]
No one is as humorless as Grace. True story.
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Forgot this:
[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=7606.msg569885#msg569885 date=1192255524]
Like every chunky blonde with a bad weave in the south doesn't look exacty like Britney Spears.
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Her drug dealer is a chick specializing in high-end cocaine and ecstacy!
[quote author=jesserz44 link=topic=7606.msg569891#msg569891 date=1192255653]
Forgot this:
Her drug dealer is a chick specializing in high-end cocaine and ecstacy!
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well, it would be a travesty if it was a dude specializing in low-end cocaine and ecstacy.
You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=7606.msg569902#msg569902 date=1192255834]
well, it would be a travesty if it was a dude specializing in low-end cocaine and ecstacy.
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I kind of wish it would have been Andy Dick.
[quote author=jesserz44 link=topic=7606.msg569906#msg569906 date=1192255898]
I kind of wish it would have been Andy Dick.
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Even Britney can recognize that train wreck coming.
You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=7606.msg569912#msg569912 date=1192255993]
Even Britney can recognize that train wreck coming.
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Friendship test-
Tell me your thoughts on Orlando Bloom.
[quote author=jesserz44 link=topic=7606.msg569917#msg569917 date=1192256149]
Friendship test-
Tell me your thoughts on Orlando Bloom.
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Only fuckable as an elf. Did I pass?
You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=7606.msg569923#msg569923 date=1192256237]
Only fuckable as an elf. Did I pass?
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Answer accepted.
I don't get the whole ZOMG HE'S SO HOT thing with him. I think he looks like a girl. :|
[quote author=jesserz44 link=topic=7606.msg569925#msg569925 date=1192256289]
Answer accepted.
I don't get the whole ZOMG HE'S SO HOT thing with him. I think he looks like a girl. :|
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He has NO upper lip. But he was hot as an elf. Also he was the perfect man in that movie: he never ran out of ammunition and he had perfect aim.
You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=7606.msg569902#msg569902 date=1192255834]
well, it would be a travesty if it was a dude specializing in low-end cocaine and ecstacy.
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Excuse me, but Brittney only fucks with high end horse tranquilizers.
The afro smiley is the coolest. :mrgreen:<br /><br /><br /><br />Can someone tell me why Holly's forehead is so big, yet her brain is so small?
[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=7606.msg569931#msg569931 date=1192256343]
He has NO upper lip. But he was hot as an elf. Also he was the perfect man in that movie: he never ran out of ammunition and he had perfect aim.
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[size=5pt]Never saw those movies.[/size]
Johnny Depp > Orlando Bloom, any day.
[quote author=jesserz44 link=topic=7606.msg569937#msg569937 date=1192256478]
[size=5pt]Never saw those movies.[/size]
Johnny Depp > Orlando Bloom, any day.
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I will not lie, I did an independant study on JRR Tolkien and the power struggle in Middle Earth. Yeah. SHUT IT. I am awesome. Those movies were like orgasms for me, but also I have a lot of issues with them. Anyways.
Johnny Depp is hot. But I have some issues with how I suspect he is a giant poophead.
You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=7606.msg569943#msg569943 date=1192256606]
I will not lie, I did an independant study on JRR Tolkien and the power struggle in Middle Earth. Yeah. SHUT IT. I am awesome. Those movies were like orgasms for me, but also I have a lot of issues with them. Anyways.
Johnny Depp is hot. But I have some issues with how I suspect he is a giant poophead.
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Yeah, I was laughing at you hardcore for a second there.
Can you believe Holly still hasn't finished DH?!@??!!??!!?!??!?!?!?!?
[quote author=jesserz44 link=topic=7606.msg569952#msg569952 date=1192256792]
Yeah, I was laughing at you hardcore for a second there.
Can you believe Holly still hasn't finished DH?!@??!!??!!?!??!?!?!?!?
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She's even slower than me, but faster than my mom, who just started it and keeps yelling at me for spoiling her.
I was going to post a picture of me in my new Neville t-shirt on here but I couldn't figure out where to do it. It will be up at some point.
You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=7606.msg569957#msg569957 date=1192256895]
She's even slower than me, but faster than my mom, who just started it and keeps yelling at me for spoiling her.
I was going to post a picture of me in my new Neville t-shirt on here but I couldn't figure out where to do it. It will be up at some point.
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I'm like, in shock. She's been reading it for well over a week now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's insane.
A Neville t-shirt?!!? Post it here! Or in random thoughts some time during the day so we can piss people off with our HP talk.
[quote author=jesserz44 link=topic=7606.msg569962#msg569962 date=1192257002]
I'm like, in shock. She's been reading it for well over a week now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's insane.
A Neville t-shirt?!!? Post it here! Or in random thoughts some time during the day so we can piss people off with our HP talk.
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I actually walked into a Hot Topic to buy it. well, I tried to bribe my best friend first but she wasn't having it.
See I'm confused about who Orlando was in the accident with because rumor is he's dating ugh ugh ugh Jessica Simpson.
You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=7606.msg569966#msg569966 date=1192257095]
I actually walked into a Hot Topic to buy it. well, I tried to bribe my best friend first but she wasn't having it.
See I'm confused about who Orlando was in the accident with because rumor is he's dating ugh ugh ugh Jessica Simpson.
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Well what does it say?!
He was in an accident with "his good friend from childhood" who is also a make-up artist to the stars. Apparently the cops are saying he wasn't drunk!? ???
[quote author=jesserz44 link=topic=7606.msg569968#msg569968 date=1192257179]
Well what does it say?!
He was in an accident with "his good friend from childhood" who is also a make-up artist to the stars. Apparently the cops are saying he wasn't drunk!? ???
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Maybe he's just a really loud asshole.
The shirt is pic of Neville and underneath it says "My hero". My best friend and I were joking about how she has like eighty million bottoms and I have like forty thousand tops and then we went shopping together and she bought about five pairs of jeans and I got five shirts. It's what makes out friendship work.
You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=7606.msg569972#msg569972 date=1192257284]
Maybe he's just a really loud asshole.
The shirt is pic of Neville and underneath it says "My hero". My best friend and I were joking about how she has like eighty million bottoms and I have like forty thousand tops and then we went shopping together and she bought about five pairs of jeans and I got five shirts. It's what makes out friendship work.
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And her being a HP fan, of course.
[quote author=jesserz44 link=topic=7606.msg569976#msg569976 date=1192257508]
And her being a HP fan, of course.
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She's the one who got me into it. She threatens daily to beat me to death because I lost her I heart severus pin.
She made me go with her to the opening night of the third movie. I hadn't read the books or anything. I was scared, but intrigued.
You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=7606.msg569979#msg569979 date=1192257616]
She's the one who got me into it. She threatens daily to beat me to death because I lost her I heart severus pin.
She made me go with her to the opening night of the third movie. I hadn't read the books or anything. I was scared, but intrigued.
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Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.
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