Man Charged With Burning Baby In Microwave

[Kristinella]

So the "devil made him do it?"

Religious fanatics are the scariest kind of crazies.  I am 100% behind CPS taking away this child from these psychos.

Bitches like them should not breed. EVAR!!!!!  :x

[riz]

Just...wow.

I hope that baby finds a good, loving home. These people seem nuts.

[jesserz44]

Here's his little brother...he's just as crazy as them:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndID=132483796

Comments from him in that forum:

Yo Yall Go 2 Hell If U Dpnt Believe In God Yall R Just Believing The Media U Assholes Im His Brother And I Was There The Nite IT Happened He Loved Her He Would Never Do THat Under His COnsent

i was in the hotel i wasnt in the same room the media says we showed no remorse....ha all 3 of us cried we loved that baby he loved that baby he had baby sat her numerous times and never did anything 2 her this is just 1 of those mysterious things that happen that only god and time will heal.

dude i couldnt stop him the hotel door was locked me i was in room 510 eva was downstairs gettin our stuff outta the car and my mom was at ihop cause we had just got in...i didnt know about it till it happened

[Just Me]

The mom is a friggin idiot.

Why oh why would you stand behind a man that put your kid in a microwave?


The brothers is private too.. Damn

[riz]

[quote author=Just Me link=topic=7352.msg371154#msg371154 date=1179770393]
The mom is a friggin idiot.

Why oh why would you stand behind a man that put your kid in a microwave?
[/quote]

Because apparently that is what their God wants.  :?

Note: I'm unfamiliar with any deity who would be okay with this, just speculatin'.

[MzzCat]

Oh My God. What the fuck goes through peoples minds?? Was he that hungry he couldn't wait for his wife and mother to get back with the food? I just don't understand people.
They all need put in a microwave so they can see how it feels to be cooked from the inside out.
Stress? He did it because he was stressed? How about putting HIS head into a oven or something to relieve the stress. How is hurting an innocent baby going to relieve his stress??

Thank God the poor baby did not die or suffer more severe injuries. I hope these monsters never lay eyes on that baby again. Nor should they be allowed to reproduce again in this lifetime. Sick mother fuckers.

[alliekat]

I don't know which is worse; saying the devil made him do it or his wife and brother actually believing that bullshit.  What a cop-out! I like how this particular group of "Christians" don't think they have to be held accountable for their actions.  :x

Stuff like this really makes me wish there was some way we could prevent people like this from breeding.  You know if they don't get this baby back, they'll just have another one.  Where's the justice in that? 

[Nancy Drew]

[quote author=jesserz44 link=topic=7352.msg371152#msg371152 date=1179770288]
Here's his little brother...he's just as crazy as them:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndID=132483796

Comments from him in that forum:

Yo Yall Go 2 Hell If U Dpnt Believe In God Yall R Just Believing The Media U Assholes Im His Brother And I Was There The Nite IT Happened He Loved Her He Would Never Do THat Under His COnsent

i was in the hotel i wasnt in the same room the media says we showed no remorse....ha all 3 of us cried we loved that baby he loved that baby he had baby sat her numerous times and never did anything 2 her this is just 1 of those mysterious things that happen that only god and time will heal.

dude i couldnt stop him the hotel door was locked me i was in room 510 eva was downstairs gettin our stuff outta the car and my mom was at ihop cause we had just got in...i didnt know about it till it happened

[/quote] :lol:

And what the hell is with all these psychos and IHOP?  :?

[bowieluva]

[quote author=tara12sk link=topic=7352.msg371323#msg371323 date=1179775769]
:lol:

And what the hell is with all these psychos and IHOP?  :?
[/quote]

Have you had their coffee?  It makes me irate!

The devil made him stick the baby in the microwave?  Oh, this just gets better and better.  i have to go rock in a corner and explode with dead baby jokes.  Pardon the 'explode', I didn't mean to insinuate that this corner is in a microwave of any sort.

[Alyce]

[quote author=tara12sk link=topic=7352.msg371323#msg371323 date=1179775769]
:lol:

And what the hell is with all these psychos and IHOP?  :?
[/quote]

Makes me nervous ... I love IHOP!!!

[riz]

IHOP was one of the few hangouts during my high school experience - chain smokin' and drinking coffee all night long.

[bowieluva]

You guys didn't have a Dennys?  My friends and I were banned from every Dennys in the san fernando valley.

[riz]

[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=7352.msg371384#msg371384 date=1179777154]
You guys didn't have a Dennys?  My friends and I were banned from every Dennys in the san fernando valley.
[/quote]

Denny's had bouncers, who were these huge guys from the back who would tell folks to pay up and move along after 3 hours or so.  :lol:

Also, Denny's was farther away than the IHOP in my neighborhood.

[bowieluva]

[quote author=riz link=topic=7352.msg371389#msg371389 date=1179777258]
Denny's had bouncers, who were these huge guys from the back who would tell folks to pay up and move along after 3 hours or so.  :lol:

Also, Denny's was farther away than the IHOP in my neighborhood.
[/quote]

Dennys had BOUNCERS?  That is hilarious.

After we were banned we would try and hang out at Rosco's Chicken and Waffles, but they didn't want nothin' to do with our poor punk asses.

So we met up in the parking lot of In N Out burger and drank with the homeless people instead.

[Nancy Drew]

I am never setting foot in an IHOP. It seems cursed (let's go to IHOP and plot about stabbing our girlfriend's mom/microwaving our baby. Sheesh, all we ever did at Steak & Shake in college was stumble around drunk and try to steal miscellaneous items.

[bowieluva]

[quote author=tara12sk link=topic=7352.msg371478#msg371478 date=1179779429]
I am never setting foot in an IHOP. It seems cursed (let's go to IHOP and plot about stabbing our girlfriend's mom/microwaving our baby. Sheesh, all we ever did at Steak & Shake in college was stumble around drunk and try to steal miscellaneous items.
[/quote]
In that case, it might be a really interesting place to overhear conversations.

[Ron_NYC]

I can't believe the audacity of these people!
These assbags are going to say the devil made him do it?
They should go with an insanity defense. I seriously question the judgment of grown people that have imaginary friends.

I'm going to find this guy and hit him in the stomach with a baseball bat.
Then claim that I was led by the hand of God, and I was sent to dispense justice on Satan's minion.

That should work, right? I shouldn't go to jail then!

[jesserz44]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=7352.msg371501#msg371501 date=1179779959]
I can't believe the audacity of these people!
These assbags are going to say the devil made him do it?
They should go with an insanity defense. I seriously question the judgment of grown people that have imaginary friends.

I'm going to find this guy and hit him in the stomach with a baseball bat.
Then claim that I was led by the hand of God, and I was sent to dispense justice on Satan's minion.

That should work, right? I shouldn't go to jail then!
[/quote]

And then I think I'll hunt you down, cut off your left foot, and blame it on the smurf sitting next to me at breakfast this morning.

A smurf is a valid excuse just like god and satan, right?

[riz]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=7352.msg371501#msg371501 date=1179779959]
Then claim that I was led by the hand of God, and I was sent to dispense justice on Satan's minion.

That should work, right? I shouldn't go to jail then!
[/quote]

Totally. It'll be helpful if you have Rick Warren's "Purpose Driven Life" on your person when you get picked up.  :lol:

[Nancy Drew]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=7352.msg371501#msg371501 date=1179779959]
I can't believe the audacity of these people!
These assbags are going to say the devil made him do it?
They should go with an insanity defense. I seriously question the judgment of grown people that have imaginary friends.

I'm going to find this guy and hit him in the stomach with a baseball bat.
Then claim that I was led by the hand of God, and I was sent to dispense justice on Satan's minion.

That should work, right? I shouldn't go to jail then!
[/quote]I wonder why the devil doesn't put the children of all aspiring preachers in the microwave. Maybe these people are the chosen ones. Therefore, I don't think you could harm them, Ron. They're protected by that very hand of God.

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=jesserz44 link=topic=7352.msg371508#msg371508 date=1179780126]
And then I think I'll hunt you down, cut off your left foot, and blame it on the smurf sitting next to me at breakfast this morning.

A smurf is a valid excuse just like god and satan, right?
[/quote]
I'd say so.
If 2 people ran into a room, and one claimed to see a smurf while the other claimed to see God....I would hear the 'smurf story' first.
Seriously.
I'd think they're both nutty, but the Smurf story would be more interesting, and less preachy.

[bowieluva]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=7352.msg371518#msg371518 date=1179780403]
I'd say so.
If 2 people ran into a room, and one claimed to see a smurf while the other claimed to see God....I would hear the 'smurf story' first.
Seriously.
I'd think they're both nutty, but the Smurf story would be more interesting, and less preachy.
[/quote]
Ya'all just hatin' cos God's never 'touched' you. 

I feel like 'the devil made me do it' has never been a very successful plea...I mean, even back in the day, they were like "OHH The devil, of course.  Burn, witch!  Burn!"

Like the twinkie defense, we hear a lot about that but the dude didn't get away.  I think this guy's best shot is to say he thought the baby was gay and coming on to him.  There are a lot of courts who think this is a valid reason to kill or attempt to kill someone.

[Nancy Drew]

[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=7352.msg371532#msg371532 date=1179780668]
Ya'all just hatin' cos God's never 'touched' you. 

I feel like 'the devil made me do it' has never been a very successful plea...I mean, even back in the day, they were like "OHH The devil, of course.  Burn, witch!  Burn!"

Like the twinkie defense, we hear a lot about that but the dude didn't get away.  I think this guy's best shot is to say he thought the baby was gay and coming on to him.  There are a lot of courts who think this is a valid reason to kill or attempt to kill someone.
[/quote]God, you're so right! It's always about those damn gay babies. Just because they got beat up by their sister and their mom filmed it. I bet they'll pull the gay baby card for sure.

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=tara12sk link=topic=7352.msg371511#msg371511 date=1179780276]
I wonder why the devil doesn't put the children of all aspiring preachers in the microwave. Maybe these people are the chosen ones. Therefore, I don't think you could harm them, Ron. They're protected by that very hand of God.
[/quote]
Wasn't he doing the Devil's work though? Man, I am lost.

[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=7352.msg371532#msg371532 date=1179780668]
Ya'all just hatin' cos God's never 'touched' you. 

I feel like 'the devil made me do it' has never been a very successful plea...I mean, even back in the day, they were like "OHH The devil, of course.  Burn, witch!  Burn!"

Like the twinkie defense, we hear a lot about that but the dude didn't get away.  I think this guy's best shot is to say he thought the baby was gay and coming on to him.  There are a lot of courts who think this is a valid reason to kill or attempt to kill someone.
[/quote]
It's not a laughing matter, because it's true....but that really cracked me up.
Queer babies? Kill em!

[bowieluva]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=7352.msg371553#msg371553 date=1179781087]
Wasn't he doing the Devil's work though? Man, I am lost.
It's not a laughing matter, because it's true....but that really cracked me up.
dolphin babies? Kill em!
[/quote]
I have been subject to many unwanted baby advances.  I think the gay baby card is just the begining.  What about baby sexual harrassment?  More than once I have held a friend's baby and he or she has either grabbed my breast, tried to pull it out, or tried to put it in his or her mouth.