[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=7235.msg470879#msg470879 date=1185316883]
I wish I was making this up, but I didn't find out my dadwas married until I read the People magazine that featured an article on him and his new wife. Talk about surreal.
I haven't seen him in thirteen years but he stalks me on myspace.
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[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=7235.msg470879#msg470879 date=1185316883]
I wish I was making this up, but I didn't find out my dad was married until I read the People magazine that featured an article on him and his new wife. Talk about surreal.
I haven't seen him in thirteen years but he stalks me on myspace.
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Weirdness, did your dad marry a short, chubby Asian chick? Maybe we really ARE sisters!
I just remember getting a call from my dad one morning "Uh, you've left some stuff at the apartment and I've got a new wife so I'm moving out."
I remember being so totally DUH and confused at the moment that I just said something like, Oh, okay, cool, right on, I'll come get it next week. It totally did not set in until my sister called 10 minutes later like, WAIT, did dad just say he has a WIFE? WTF?!
With all this talk of thinking outside the box, I am beginning to wonder what's left inside the box. -Me
[quote author=Budweiser Drinker link=topic=7235.msg470890#msg470890 date=1185317675]
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Yep. He's a television writer, or rather, he was, I don't know what he does now, and he somehow drummed up publicity, so there was an article covering his wedding in a Vegas Chapel by an Elvis impersonator. There was an accompanying quote "I've had serious weddings and ridiculous marriages, so now I'm having a ridiculous wedding and a serious marriage."
we got a call from People because both my mom and his first wife sent irrate letters.
[quote author=JustGretch link=topic=7235.msg470892#msg470892 date=1185317732]
Weirdness, did your dad marry a short, chubby Asian chick? Maybe we really ARE sisters!
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No, he married an Armenian woman who was my mom's best friend's other best friend. Web of lies and deciet. He's a total jackass. I've heard from him twice in the past ten years: once on my 18th birthday, he called and left a message to tell me my cat died, and once around father's day a few years ago to leave a message that my dog died. Did I mention he stole both of these animals from me and wouldn't give them back, even though he hated animals? He also broke into our house and stole my bedroom set. I really dislike him.
Dear Chevrolet
Please make a decent fucking fleet truck
thanks
Me
With The Sureness Of Sleepwalking.
[quote author=. link=topic=7235.msg470913#msg470913 date=1185318594]
Dear Chevrolet
Please make a decent fucking fleet truck
thanks
Me
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Ohhh, having problems with the chevy now I see? 
[quote author=Budweiser Drinker link=topic=7235.msg470914#msg470914 date=1185318632]
Ohhh, having problems with the chevy now I see?
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with the fleet truck provided me by my company, my truck is fine
we have 4 2007 CK1500 fleet trucks
and all of them are fucking up, bad
my 07 is running great
chevy makes a terrible fleet truck, horrendous quality
*edit cause im retarded
With The Sureness Of Sleepwalking.
[quote author=. link=topic=7235.msg470918#msg470918 date=1185318727]
with the fleet truck provided me by my company, my truck is fine
we have 4 2007 CK1500 fleet trucks
and all of them are fucking up, bad
my 07 is running great
chevy makes a terrible fleet truck, horrendous quality
*edit cause im retarded
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What's wrong with them?
BTW, I am at 30K on my truck, and its never been in teh shop, cept for oil changes and shit like that.
dear time warner dispatcher,
ANSWER YOUR GODDAMN PHONE!!!
iv been sitting in this parking lot on hold for almost an hour.... i wanna go the fuck home!
Quote from: red01angel on Yesterday at 11:50:17 pm<br />Fuck lucky, because if he knocked me up, at least the kid would like Flogging Molly and Sailor Jerry
Dear parents' neighbours:
Shut up your fucking cat, or I swear to god I'm shipping it to Korea.
Dear Red's parent's neighbors,
Kidnap Red and FEDex her to me.
kthanxbai,
Pearl
[quote author=nerysinci link=topic=7235.msg471054#msg471054 date=1185325051]
Dear Red's parent's neighbors,
Kidnap Red and FEDex her to me.
kthanxbai,
Pearl
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Hawaii, here I come!
[quote author=nerysinci link=topic=7235.msg471054#msg471054 date=1185325051]
Dear Red's parent's neighbors,
Kidnap Red and FEDex her to me.
kthanxbai,
Pearl
[/quote]oooh, this sounds like something id like to be involved in!!!
Quote from: red01angel on Yesterday at 11:50:17 pm<br />Fuck lucky, because if he knocked me up, at least the kid would like Flogging Molly and Sailor Jerry
Dear biatches,
What up bloodz?
And affirmative action is a very nice term for racial discrimination against better-qualified white people in jobs, employment, promotions and scholarships, and college admittance.
[quote author=Wick link=topic=7235.msg471063#msg471063 date=1185325539]
Dear biatches,
What up bloodz?
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What's crack-a-lackin' cuz?
[quote author=luckycharms79 link=topic=7235.msg471060#msg471060 date=1185325313]
oooh, this sounds like something id like to be involved in!!!
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Beeee jealousssssssss!!!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!! ;-)
[quote author=red01angel link=topic=7235.msg471066#msg471066 date=1185325663]
What's crack-a-lackin' cuz?
Beeee jealousssssssss!!!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!! ;-)
[/quote]i dont want to beeee jealous.. i want to be involved... ARRRRRRRRRRGH, me wants your booty!
Quote from: red01angel on Yesterday at 11:50:17 pm<br />Fuck lucky, because if he knocked me up, at least the kid would like Flogging Molly and Sailor Jerry
[quote author=luckycharms79 link=topic=7235.msg471067#msg471067 date=1185326049]
i dont want to beeee jealous.. i want to be involved... ARRRRRRRRRRGH, me wants your booty!
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Shiver me timbers!
[quote author=luckycharms79 link=topic=7235.msg471067#msg471067 date=1185326049]
i dont want to beeee jealous.. i want to be involved... ARRRRRRRRRRGH, me wants your booty!
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I called dibs last night, you have to wait your turn!!!!
[quote author=red01angel link=topic=7235.msg471088#msg471088 date=1185327631]
Shiver me timbers!
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Um. Herro? Yeah it's me, your girlfriend? Stop being pirate-y with luckycharms. He's not even a real pirate. Or a blood. I mean c'mon. 
[quote author=nerysinci link=topic=7235.msg471095#msg471095 date=1185327825]
Um. Herro? Yeah it's me, your girlfriend? Stop being pirate-y with luckycharms. He's not even a real pirate. Or a blood. I mean c'mon.
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You're the only [s]pirate[/s] blood for me, cupcake
He doesn't know the secret handshake anyway.
[quote author=red01angel link=topic=7235.msg471097#msg471097 date=1185327980]
You're the only [s]pirate[/s] blood for me, cupcake
He doesn't know the secret handshake anyway.
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Before I start hearing the sirens I ARE NOT FLERTN. PROMISS.
[quote author=Budweiser Drinker link=topic=7235.msg470927#msg470927 date=1185319013]
What's wrong with them?
BTW, I am at 30K on my truck, and its never been in teh shop, cept for oil changes and shit like that.
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mine has gone through 4 trannys....(transmissions, not chicks with dicks)
and the AC only works on "3" or above, so its always full blast
and the strange whistling noise coming from the intake
and i dont care about your truck, its a clunky STX, its yuck no matter how you slice it, they use to outfit those trucks pretty decent with the XLT package, now they have nothing in them
yuck
With The Sureness Of Sleepwalking.
[quote author=red01angel link=topic=7235.msg471088#msg471088 date=1185327631]
Shiver me timbers!
[/quote]you can sneak off with the dingy
[quote author=tmars78 link=topic=7235.msg471093#msg471093 date=1185327766]
[/quote] nope... i got a "go to the front of the line card"
[quote author=nerysinci link=topic=7235.msg471095#msg471095 date=1185327825]
Um. Herro? Yeah it's me, your girlfriend? Stop being pirate-y with luckycharms. He's not even a real pirate. Or a blood. I mean c'mon.
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well fine... ill keep my lucky charms to maself!
Quote from: red01angel on Yesterday at 11:50:17 pm<br />Fuck lucky, because if he knocked me up, at least the kid would like Flogging Molly and Sailor Jerry
[quote author=luckycharms79 link=topic=7235.msg471101#msg471101 date=1185328083]
you can sneak off with the dingy nope... i got a "go to the front of the line card"
well fine... ill keep my lucky charms to maself!
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Well ya better read the fine print. It clearly states, front of the line, after Tom-Tom is done.
[quote author=. link=topic=7235.msg471100#msg471100 date=1185328055]
mine has gone through 4 trannys....(transmissions, not chicks with dicks)
and the AC only works on "3" or above, so its always full blast
and the strange whistling noise coming from the intake
and i dont care about your truck, its a clunky STX, its yuck no matter how you slice it, they use to outfit those trucks pretty decent with the XLT package, now they have nothing in them
yuck
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lol I seriously was going to be a smart ass, had you not added that disclaimer.
[quote author=luckycharms79 link=topic=7235.msg471101#msg471101 date=1185328083]
well fine... ill keep my lucky charms to maself!
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