Dear So and So

[friewithcheese]

[quote author=robotlordsoftokyo link=topic=7235.msg524812#msg524812 date=1188832620]
Dear Sunshine,

Mr. Perfect is a myth. He does not exist, like Nessy and Bigfoot before him.
I sorry.
Some of them seem perfect in the beginning, then you find them in a hall closet at the company Christmas party with some trashy slut.

point is, all of them will let you down eventually. What do we learn from it? Don't expect too much.
Remember, he's only perfect right now because you are not near him all the time.  :2grin:

<3,
Nizzle
[/quote]

Dear Devil,

Am I not perfect?



Love,
Dr. Small Dong

[friewithcheese]

[quote author=LizMachine link=topic=7235.msg524682#msg524682 date=1188800180]
Dear Jeanie,
I am kind of buzzed off of rum.
I told you're hubby I would make you mine, and then I would no longer have any use for him. :)
Love, Liz
[/quote]


dear god,

why is whenever my wife comes around, all the womens fall for her?

eff all of you!!


Love,
Mason

[robotlordsoftokyo]

[quote author=. link=topic=7235.msg524817#msg524817 date=1188833780]

dear god,

why is whenever my wife comes around, all the womens fall for her?

eff all of you!!


Love,
Mason
[/quote]

Dear Mason,

It's business

It's business time.

Love,
My Business

[LizMachine]

[quote author=. link=topic=7235.msg524793#msg524793 date=1188824904]


what an interesting triangle we have here
[/quote] :2wave:[quote author=robotlordsoftokyo link=topic=7235.msg524800#msg524800 date=1188827908]
Dear Liz,

As much affection that I have for you,
try not to drunk post.
(it perpetuates that we get loosey goosey when we are drinking)
Now . is going to call Jimmy Kimmel and ask,
"How do you know if your girls' a lesbian?"
And Jimmy Kimmel will say, "Check her tongue."
. will say "Huh?"
Jimmy Kimmel, "If it is in a vergina, she's a lesbian."

I gotta go flog something.

Luv,
J Nizzy
[/quote]
Dear Jeanie,
If not for drunk posting, my post count would be zero. :|
Love, Liz
[quote author=. link=topic=7235.msg524817#msg524817 date=1188833780]

dear god,

why is whenever my wife comes around, all the womens fall for her?

eff all of you!!


Love,
Mason
[/quote]
Dear Mason,
:kiss3:
Shut the hell up!

Love, Liz

[MrBoddy2005]

Shit, Mason Got Pwned

[LizMachine]

Dear Baby Daddy,
I probably shouldn't have left you that voice mail, about how much I hate you, and you entire family.
But then again, why is it every time my children come back from your home, they think they can do whatever they want??
They have stolen my glasses, and ruined three pounds of hamburger. Do you realize That I can barely afford to feed them?  I have no money to go out and buy food with. They have destroyed  the only food we have until thursday.
And you won't fucking help. They acted like it was perfectly okay to go into the fridge, pull out the meat, and  open it up in their bedroom. I know you don't pay attention to them, but honestly?? I know you don't give a rats ass about them, or especially me, but JESUS CHRIST!  It makes me feel like the worst mother ever. Now my hand is all swallow from punching the wall, and I am no better off then I was. What the fuck am I suppose to do?
I hate asking  my friends and family for help. It feels like I am never going to get it together.  But you don't fucking care.  Just like you don't care about the daughter from the other woman you have. Who is 6 months older then our oldest son. Thanks for a whole lot of nothing. Maybe I really am as stupid as you told me.
-Elizabeth

[JustGretch]

Dear Liz,

Wow. Just wow.

How old are the kids? Old enough to beat? 

You probably shouldn't have left the message, but when you've reached the breaking point, you've reached the breaking point. I'm sorry you're overwhelmed. I'm sorry you're stressed out. I know how you feel these days. I hope things get better for you soon (and me, too!). 

Only a Vent Away if you Need me,
Gretch

[friewithcheese]

[quote author=LizMachine link=topic=7235.msg524935#msg524935 date=1188855600]
Dear Baby Daddy,
I probably shouldn't have left you that voice mail, about how much I hate you, and you entire family.
But then again, why is it every time my children come back from your home, they think they can do whatever they want??
They have stolen my glasses, and ruined three pounds of hamburger. Do you realize That I can barely afford to feed them?  I have no money to go out and but food with. They have destroyed  the only food we have until thursday.
And you won't fucking help. They acted like it was perfectly okay to go into the fridge, pull out the meat, and  open it up in their bedroom. I know you don't pay attention to them, but honestly?? I know you don't give a rats ass about them, or especially me, but JESUS CHRIST!  It makes me feel like the worst mother ever. Now my hand is all swallow from punching the wall, and I am no better off then I was. What the fuck am I suppose to do?
I hate asking  my friends and family for help. It feels like I am never going to get it together.  But you don't fucking care.  Just like you don't care about the daughter from the other woman you have. Who is 6 months older then our oldest son. Thanks for a whole lot of nothing. Maybe I really am as stupid as you told me.
-Elizabeth
[/quote]

Dear Elizabeth,

I can make car bomb nao?

Love,
Mason

[LizMachine]

[quote author=. link=topic=7235.msg524948#msg524948 date=1188863470]
Dear Elizabeth,

I can make car bomb nao?

Love,
Mason
[/quote]
Dear Mason,
Yes Plz.  He keeps telling me he is going to take my sons.
I'd much rather end up in jail for killing him, then let that happen.
-Liz

[friewithcheese]

[quote author=LizMachine link=topic=7235.msg524950#msg524950 date=1188863763]
Dear Mason,
Yes Plz.  He keeps telling me he is going to take my sons.
I'd much rather end up in jail for killing him, then let that happen.
-Liz
[/quote]

Dear Liz,




Love,
Mason

[LizMachine]

[quote author=. link=topic=7235.msg524951#msg524951 date=1188863881]
Dear Liz,




Love,
Mason
[/quote]
My Dearest Mason,
You have never met my ex.
Love, Liz

[friewithcheese]

[quote author=LizMachine link=topic=7235.msg524953#msg524953 date=1188863984]
My Dearest Mason,
You have never met my ex.
Love, Liz
[/quote]

Dear Liz,

No, I have not.

But i guess if i have to, Ill "put him down"

In murder,
Mason

[LizMachine]

[quote author=. link=topic=7235.msg524956#msg524956 date=1188864065]
Dear Liz,

No, I have not.

But i guess if i have to, Ill "put him down"

In murder,
Mason
[/quote]
Dear Mason,
Thank you for making me smile. No wonder I want to hump you.
Love, Liz

[friewithcheese]

[quote author=LizMachine link=topic=7235.msg524959#msg524959 date=1188864195]
Dear Mason,
Thank you for making me smile. No wonder I want to hump you.
Love, Liz
[/quote]

Dear Liz,

women always say they want their mate to be funny, but they always go to the losers

nice guys finish in the shower wacking it

Regards,
Biff

[LizMachine]

[quote author=. link=topic=7235.msg524960#msg524960 date=1188864275]
Dear Liz,

women always say they want their mate to be funny, but they always go to the losers

nice guys finish in the shower wacking it

Regards,
Biff
[/quote]
Dear Mason,
Story of my life.
Boys don't like funny girls.
:|, Liz

[friewithcheese]

[quote author=LizMachine link=topic=7235.msg524964#msg524964 date=1188864444]
Dear Mason,
Story of my life.
Boys don't like funny girls.
:|, Liz
[/quote]

Dear Liz,

I married a funny girl

Love,
Mas

[IvannaTrailer]

Dear Me,
        Why are you even considering getting involved with some dude that is being deployed to Iraq in a few weeks? Don't you have enough bullshit to deal with already? Are you REALLY this fucking stupid?? I don't know why I bother trying to reason with you since you are a stubborn dumbass but maybe when you sober up you will read this and rethink your douchebaggy decisions.



P.S. Its bad enough you talk to yourself all the time, now you are doing it on fucking forums. Retard!
                                   

[LizMachine]

[quote author=. link=topic=7235.msg524965#msg524965 date=1188864593]
Dear Liz,

I married a funny girl

Love,
Mas
[/quote]
Dear Mas,
Lotta good that does me.

Love, Liz

[friewithcheese]

[quote author=LizMachine link=topic=7235.msg524967#msg524967 date=1188864809]
Dear Mas,
Lotta good that does me.

Love, Liz
[/quote]

Dear Lizbeth,

While this is true, it should work wonders for your hand


Love,
Biff

[LizMachine]

[quote author=. link=topic=7235.msg524969#msg524969 date=1188864901]
Dear Lizbeth,

While this is true, it should work wonders for your hand


Love,
Biff
[/quote]
Dearest Mason,


Love, Liz

[friewithcheese]

[quote author=LizMachine link=topic=7235.msg524970#msg524970 date=1188864987]
Dearest Mason,


Love, Liz
[/quote]

Dear Liz,


Flick it like a 4th grader

Love,
Mason

[LizMachine]

[quote author=. link=topic=7235.msg524971#msg524971 date=1188865171]
Dear Liz,


Flick it like a 4th grader

Love,
Mason
[/quote]
Dear Mason,
Beans??  ??? I do not get it.
Love, Liz

[friewithcheese]

[quote author=LizMachine link=topic=7235.msg524974#msg524974 date=1188865376]
Dear Mason,
Beans??  ??? I do not get it.
Love, Liz
[/quote]

Dear Liz,

You have never flicked the bean?


The Biff knows better

Love,
the guy that knows better

[LizMachine]

[quote author=. link=topic=7235.msg524975#msg524975 date=1188865498]
Dear Liz,

You have never flicked the bean?


The Biff knows better

Love,
the guy that knows better
[/quote]
Dear Mason,

I have no idea what you mean.
Love, Innocent until proved guilty

[friewithcheese]

[quote author=LizMachine link=topic=7235.msg524978#msg524978 date=1188865759]
Dear Mason,

I have no idea what you mean.
Love, Innocent until proved guilty
[/quote]

Liz,

I shall not corrupt you any further

but trust me, Im right

Love,
Me