UNOFFICIAL Member of the day!

[Cap-n Meow]

We will talk about you and you can talk about yourself.

I know we have many threads similar to this, but we will feature one member a day.

Today is your day Mortis.

[size=4pt]Please tell me this isn't a stupid idea.[/size]

*No Thread Jacking*

[Cap-n Meow]

Mortis, guitarist, likes to make children and sigs, level headed dude.

[Mr. Formaldehyde]

Mortis is the shit!

[Cap-n Meow]

Coming up on the E! True Hollywood Story, Mortis' life seems to be going pretty great, until tragedy strikes....

[Mr. Formaldehyde]

[quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=7223.msg353405#msg353405 date=1178882962]
Coming up on the E! True Hollywood Story, Mortis' life seems to be going pretty great, until tragedy strikes....
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noooooo 

[Cap-n Meow]

[quote author=Mr. Formaldehyde link=topic=7223.msg353406#msg353406 date=1178883145]


noooooo 
[/quote]Don't cry, Mr F.  We'll make these all happy endings....or if you prefer the Scooby Doo ending.

Mortis, husband of *Boogins*

[*boogins*]

Mortis, my best friend!

Well that's all I have to say about that!  :lol:

[Cap-n Meow]

[quote author=*boogins* link=topic=7223.msg353409#msg353409 date=1178883681]
Mortis, my best friend!

Well that's all I have to say about that!  :lol:
[/quote]When did you and your best friend meet?

[*boogins*]

We met on March 10, 1982 at the local park in our town.  He was goofy and tripping on Mushrooms, made me laugh.  Asked if he could rub suntan lotion on my back for me, and I said no.  Instead, I let his best friend, (I was friends with this guy for about 6 months prior).  We actually started dating March 13th.  He (accidentally) hit me with the end of the hose while we watered his Grandmother's garden (yep, never let him live that one down).  After 4 years of dating, while living in Gainesville, I got pregnant with our oldest daughter - so instead of getting married, we bought a house and set up home.  We decided to get married on the fly, after our second child, Alex, was born. His mother married us on August 19th, 1988. It's been a [s]bitch[/s] bliss ever since!

[Cap-n Meow]

[quote author=*boogins* link=topic=7223.msg353411#msg353411 date=1178884623]
We met on March 10, 1982 at the local park in our town.  He was goofy and tripping on Mushrooms, made me laugh.  Asked if he could rub suntan lotion on my back for me, and I said no.  Instead, I let his best friend, (I was friends with this guy for about 6 months prior).   We actually started dating March 13th.  He (accidentally) hit me with the end of the hose while we watered his Grandmother's garden (yep, never let him live that one down).  After 4 years of dating, while living in Gainesville, I got pregnant with our oldest daughter - so instead of getting married, we bought a house and set up home.  We decided to get married on the fly, after our second child, Alex, was born. His mother married us on August 19th, 1988. It's been a [s]bitch[/s] bliss ever since!
[/quote]Will we ever have the rest of the Mortis/*Boogins* clan posting on here.  We'll dub thee the first MDS family. 

[*boogins*]

Our daughter is whipkitty, but she just lurks!  :lol:

[Cap-n Meow]

[quote author=*boogins* link=topic=7223.msg353418#msg353418 date=1178885155]
Our daughter is whipkitty, but she just lurks!  :lol:
[/quote]Will we hear from Mortis today here or is he too modest?

[Mortis]

I'm here,  I just hate the responsibility thrust upon me here.  I mean, if the thread fails....does it reflect on my popularity.

I can't take the pressure

[Cap-n Meow]

No, sir! Tomorrow I'll pick someone else to talk about.  I will not be talking about myself though.  I'm boring.

You can tell us anything.  A story of when you were younger or just your favorite food.  Anything goes.

[xX_foryou_xx]

this sounds fun!


well done mortis, your a favourite poster of mine, i enjoy your insite. and your wife is so so sweet. (it should be a joint member day)

[Mortis]

Ok not a lot to tell...

I was born a poor black child........ wait  wrong story.


I'm a florida native, I was one of the 1st wave of kids with divorced parents, (only one in school for years),

I played baseball, and was in band in school. I had some problems with the law as a youth and did time for it.
I am now for the most part rehabilitated.

My politics are basically libertarian....  in other words, as long as it doesn't affect me I could give a damn what you do.

I like kids and babies.

I wish I had a harley, but I had kids instead.

I have been in every state in the US except Hawaii. (some were just drive throughs.)

I have been in 3 major hurricanes in a mobile home.

I tried to volunteer for 9/11, but they didn't need me,  and Katrina, but my boat wasn't big enough.

I'm basically happy.

[xX_foryou_xx]

"I have been in 3 major hurricanes in a mobile home.

I tried to volunteer for 9/11, but they didn't need me,  and Katrina, but my boat wasn't big enough."


wow. we never have anything like that here, and even though i know its real, it dosnt sound it to me because i don't ever know anybody affected.

[Cap-n Meow]

If there is one thing you've learned over your life that you could share with others what would that be?

I'm turning into James Lipton.

[Mortis]

Occupation Section.


I put satellite dishes up for years...the big ones 4 to 10 meters, did a lot of commercial work, traveled a lot, I was really good at it, and enjoyed the work.

I made about 600 bucks a day, and that was 15 years ago.

Then these little fucking DBS systems came out and it pretty much fucked my career.

I have a problem with regular jobs,  oh I do fine at them, but I have a habit of only eating shit until my breath smells bad , then I snap on someone...usually my boss.

[Mortis]

[quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=7223.msg353453#msg353453 date=1178887717]
If there is one thing you've learned over your life that you could share with others what would that be?

I'm turning into James Lipton.
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Gotta be more than one.

1. Life is too short to agonize and stress over the little shit.
2. Blood is thicker than water.
3. You will make many acquaintances through the years. You can generally count your friends on one hand.
4. Men and women are vastly different creatures.
5. always take your stash out of your pocket before you wash your jeans.

[saidgrace]

[quote author=Mortis link=topic=7223.msg353458#msg353458 date=1178888176]
5. always take your stash out of your pocket before you wash your jeans.
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ugh... right?!

[FemmeFatality]

[quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=7223.msg353397#msg353397 date=1178882057]
We will talk about you and you can talk about yourself.

I know we have many threads similar to this, but we will feature one member a day.

Today is your day Mortis.

[size=10pt]Please tell me this isn't a stupid idea.[/size]

*No Thread Jacking*
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MORTIS Rocks 

[Jessica]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww, i LOVE mortis and boogins!!! he made me my awesome signature.. :] and he's a sweet man!

[CemeterySniffer]

[quote author=Mortis link=topic=7223.msg353456#msg353456 date=1178887882]
Occupation Section.
I have a problem with regular jobs,   oh I do fine at them, but I have a habit of only eating shit until my breath smells bad , then I snap on someone...usually my boss.
5. always take your stash out of your pocket before you wash your jeans.
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Those two posts made me laugh so loud my boss thinks I have lost my mind!! Mortis, I have liked you since the first day you posted here!! You seem like a really genuine person that really cares about people & what happens to them.  I also like how you don't hold your tongue for anyone!! You are just yourself!! And you rock!! :rockon:

[[Pandora]]

Mortis is always so nice.  I like him a lot!