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[andrea0121]

I seriously probably would have puked on his weiner.

[Chauncy]

[quote author=andrea0121 link=topic=7110.msg1339662#msg1339662 date=1248125332]


I seriously probably would have puked on his weiner.
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Please. No dirty talk in this thread ok?

[kissmedeadly8989]

[quote author=andrea0121 link=topic=7110.msg1339662#msg1339662 date=1248125332]


I seriously probably would have puked on his weiner.
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I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face.

[TinkerBelly]

[quote author=andrea0121 link=topic=7110.msg1339662#msg1339662 date=1248125332]


I seriously probably would have puked on his weiner.
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I seriously probably would have bit his weiner  :oops:

[neenerneener]

[quote author=TinkerBelly link=topic=7110.msg1339802#msg1339802 date=1248133461]
I seriously probably would have bit his weiner  :oops:
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if a dude is farting while you're giving him head, then thats what he gets. 

[Chauncy]

Dude, what do you expect from the guy? Seriously. If anything you should feel flattered and i'll tell you why.

First off, there is no way a guy is just going to let them loose. We will hold them at all costs until breaking point. I've been there and have had to let one loose while getting a blow job. You know what i did both times? I got up and excused myself and let it rip in the hallway for a few minutes. Now many of you may be thinking that was the right thing to do right? Well guess what, both girls sucked and sucking dick. So i could get up and leave. It wasn't all that great. I dream of finding a woman that will give me a blow job so great that i am forced to rip in her face while she was doing it.

Now that's great head.

[TinkerBelly]

[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=7110.msg1339825#msg1339825 date=1248135067]
Dude, what do you expect from the guy? Seriously. If anything you should feel flattered and i'll tell you why.

First off, there is no way a guy is just going to let them loose. We will hold them at all costs until breaking point. I've been there and have had to let one loose while getting a blow job. You know what i did both times? I got up and excused myself and let it rip in the hallway for a few minutes. Now many of you may be thinking that was the right thing to do right? Well guess what, both girls sucked and sucking dick. So i could get up and leave. It wasn't all that great. I dream of finding a woman that will give me a blow job so great that i am forced to rip in her face while she was doing it.

Now that's great head.
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Okay honest Tink Talk here.  If I was drunk I probably wouldn't care.  If I was really into the guy or reallly horny I wouldn't care.  Other than those two circumstances farting in my face would not be acceptable. 

[Chauncy]

[quote author=TinkerBelly link=topic=7110.msg1339831#msg1339831 date=1248135428]
Okay honest Tink Talk here.  If I was drunk I probably wouldn't care.  If I was really into the guy or reallly horny I wouldn't care.  Other than those two circumstances farting in my face would not be acceptable. 


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That is what i'm saying. You shouldn't care. It means he really loves you and you give a great BJ. You should want to have that experience.

[TinkerBelly]

[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=7110.msg1339842#msg1339842 date=1248135921]

That is what i'm saying. You shouldn't care. It means he really loves you and you give a great BJ. You should want to have that experience.
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Hold on  :lol:  "want" the experience is pushing it. 

[LC]

I assure you this guy did not love me or care about my experience. I had only met him like 3 hours earlier.

[Chauncy]

[quote author=TinkerBelly link=topic=7110.msg1339843#msg1339843 date=1248136070]
Hold on  :lol:  "want" the experience is pushing it.  
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I want it. The day a girl farts in my face is when I will know I'm with the "one"

[Chauncy]

[quote author=LawChick link=topic=7110.msg1339846#msg1339846 date=1248136252]
I assure you this guy did not love me or care about my experience. I had only met him like 3 hours earlier.
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Sometimes you fall in love quick. You should have given him a chance. I bet he would have satisfied your every physical and emotional desire.

[neenerneener]

[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=7110.msg1339850#msg1339850 date=1248136322]
Sometimes you fall in love quick. You should have given him a chance. I bet he would have satisfied your every physical and emotional desire.
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how much of the ganj did you smoke today? 

[Chauncy]

[quote author=neenerneener link=topic=7110.msg1339854#msg1339854 date=1248136737]
how much of the ganj did you smoke today? 
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I do not smoke the ganj anymore. The herbals have been out of my system for some time now.

I just know what life is about that's all.

[LC]

[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=7110.msg1339850#msg1339850 date=1248136322]
Sometimes you fall in love quick. You should have given him a chance. I bet he would have satisfied your every physical and emotional desire.
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False. He failed at giving head.

[Chauncy]

[quote author=LawChick link=topic=7110.msg1339857#msg1339857 date=1248136870]
False. He failed at giving head.
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He was gassy.

Jesus, you women are harsh.

[LC]

[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=7110.msg1339859#msg1339859 date=1248136977]

He was gassy.

Jesus, you women are harsh.
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The gas was coming out of his ass, not his mouth. I fail to see the correlation.

[Chauncy]

[quote author=LawChick link=topic=7110.msg1339860#msg1339860 date=1248137038]
The gas was coming out of his ass, not his mouth. I fail to see the correlation.
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One body. One mind. One soul. The key is connecting all three to make two. 

[TinkerBelly]

[quote author=LawChick link=topic=7110.msg1339846#msg1339846 date=1248136252]
I assure you this guy did not love me or care about my experience. I had only met him like 3 hours earlier.
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I hear ya. If the guy is lucky enough to be getting a blow job three hours after meeting me he has no right to fart in my face.  :angel3:

[TinkerBelly]

[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=7110.msg1339862#msg1339862 date=1248137202]
One body. One mind. One [s]soul[/s] hole. The key is connecting all three to make two.  
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:angel3:

[Chauncy]

[quote author=TinkerBelly link=topic=7110.msg1339864#msg1339864 date=1248137290]
I hear ya. If the guy is lucky enough to be getting a blow job three hours after meeting me he has no right to fart in my face.  :angel3:
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Ron Darling farted out 90 mph fastballs and couldn't keep you. Your standards are way too high.

[neenerneener]

[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=7110.msg1339855#msg1339855 date=1248136841]

I do not smoke the ganj anymore. The herbals have been out of my system for some time now.

I just know what life is about that's all.
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:2huh:

[HockeyGirl]

[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=7110.msg1339847#msg1339847 date=1248136278]
I want it. The day a girl farts in my face is when I will know I'm with the "one"
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Look at you and your "high standards"

[Chauncy]

[quote author=HockeyGirl link=topic=7110.msg1340049#msg1340049 date=1248150354]
Look at you and your "high standards"
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Will you be that girl?  :-o

[brie]

I'll take one for the team.