Birth Control, tampons, and other women's stuff. Beware!

[ApRyL]

[quote author=misanthrope link=topic=7110.msg1240071#msg1240071 date=1239017610]
So. I finally got around to having my first pap smear today.

DO NOT LIKE!

I had to get the fat, middle-aged, hairy, Star Trek geek doctor, too. Oy.
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ACK...do not want fat hairy Star Trek ANYTHING near my vag...EVER.

[neenerneener]

[quote author=ApRyL link=topic=7110.msg1240129#msg1240129 date=1239028781]

ACK...do not want fat hairy Star Trek ANYTHING near my vag...EVER.
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:?

http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2004/08/31/arts/31trek_CA0ready.html

[ApRyL]

:2angry:

now I'm gonna hurl...could you imagine Star Trek Santa poking you in the vajayjay...with his big ol sausage fingers...ew

[atm142]

[quote author=ApRyL link=topic=7110.msg1240137#msg1240137 date=1239029152]
:2angry:

now I'm gonna hurl...could you imagine Star Trek Santa poking you in the gaping hole...with his big ol sausage fingers...ew
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Boldly going where no man has gone before...

[neenerneener]

[quote author=ApRyL link=topic=7110.msg1240137#msg1240137 date=1239029152]
:2angry:

now I'm gonna hurl...could you imagine Star Trek Santa poking you in the gaping hole...with his big ol sausage fingers...ew
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahaha

[quote author=atm142 link=topic=7110.msg1240138#msg1240138 date=1239029217]
Boldly going where no man has gone before...
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apryl's a hooker.  man has been there before. 



[size=7pt]just kidding[/size] 

[ApRyL]

[quote author=neenerneener link=topic=7110.msg1240157#msg1240157 date=1239030411]
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahaha

apryl's a hooker.  man has been there before. 



[size=7pt]just kidding[/size] 
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hey, I retired from hooking, I give that shit up for free now

[misanthrope]

[quote author=ApRyL link=topic=7110.msg1240129#msg1240129 date=1239028781]

ACK...do not want fat hairy Star Trek ANYTHING near my vag...EVER.
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I know, right. :-(

Also, gaping hole? Speak for yourself. :P

[ApRyL]

I typed v a ja y j a y ....it came out gaping hole....

[neenerneener]

[quote author=ApRyL link=topic=7110.msg1240165#msg1240165 date=1239030568]
hey, I retired from hooking, I give that shit up for free now



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[Hellbettie]

My doctor told me those Diva Cups encourage bacteria growth :(  How often ya gotta change those things?

I like the idea of having something to pull out of my skirt and throw if need be  :lol:

[emmieslost]

[quote author=Hellbettie link=topic=7110.msg1240224#msg1240224 date=1239034069]
My doctor told me those Diva Cups encourage bacteria growth :(  How often ya gotta change those things?

I like the idea of having something to pull out of my skirt and throw if need be  :lol:
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sure, if you don't clean it i suppose.  it's made of surgical grade silicone and i wash it twice a day and boil it once a month.

bleached cotton encourages bacterial growth! 

[neenerneener]

[quote author=Hellbettie link=topic=7110.msg1240224#msg1240224 date=1239034069]
My doctor told me those Diva Cups encourage bacteria growth :(  How often ya gotta change those things?

I like the idea of having something to pull out of my skirt and throw if need be  :lol:
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ewwwwwwwwww bettie!  :lol:

[Tarren]

[quote author=jeneria link=topic=7110.msg1236817#msg1236817 date=1238790902]
I take a birth control pill that makes it so I don't have periods anymore.  I love it!  No cramps, no backache, no acne, no psychotic mood swings.
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Me too. Best thing ever.
I'm serious when I say I think we are twins.  :lol:

[misanthrope]

[quote author=Tarren link=topic=7110.msg1240269#msg1240269 date=1239036542]
Me too. Best thing ever.
I'm serious when I say I think we are twins.  :lol:
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I do too! I have mine like, just 3 or 4 times a year now. Sooooooooo good!

[jeneria]

[quote author=Tarren link=topic=7110.msg1240269#msg1240269 date=1239036542]
Me too. Best thing ever.
I'm serious when I say I think we are twins.  :lol:
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I think you're onto something.  It is eerie, isn't it? 

[Kande04]

i switched birth control to..lovestrin? does that sound right? and my appetite is out of controooool. i dont feel like i'm going crazy, which is a first for me on the pill. i guess i'd rather the few extra pounds than feeling psychotic every day :-\

[kissmedeadly8989]

[quote author=Kande04 link=topic=7110.msg1241660#msg1241660 date=1239135931]
i switched birth control to..lovestrin? does that sound right? and my appetite is out of controooool. i dont feel like i'm going crazy, which is a first for me on the pill. i guess i'd rather the few extra pounds than feeling psychotic every day :-\
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Was it "Loestrin"?  I was on something like that.  If you're constantly hungry, I'd switch.  I switched, and I'm not hungry abnormally anymore.

[stephoney]

I cant have any type of hormones in my body and I CAN NOT get pregnant any time soon. Isnt there like an IUD that doesnt use hormones? I have to go back to my gyno but I have so many other Dr appointments all the time that are 40 bucks a pop that I just cant even afford to go see her right now.

[neenerneener]

[quote author=steph link=topic=7110.msg1241989#msg1241989 date=1239155209]
I cant have any type of hormones in my body and I CAN NOT get pregnant any time soon. Isnt there like an IUD that doesnt use hormones? I have to go back to my gyno but I have so many other Dr appointments all the time that are 40 bucks a pop that I just cant even afford to go see her right now.
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http://www.paragard.com/

[stephoney]

[quote author=neenerneener link=topic=7110.msg1241993#msg1241993 date=1239155397]
http://www.paragard.com/


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hhmm that seems like a good option for me. Thank you!
I have a tilted uterus and fibroids though. I wonder if those things will be a factor on if I can use it.

[neenerneener]

[quote author=steph link=topic=7110.msg1241998#msg1241998 date=1239155786]
hhmm that seems like a good option for me. Thank you!
I have a tilted uterus and fibroids though. I wonder if those things will be a factor on if I can use it.
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you're welcome.  i have a tilted uterus too!  and i can't take hormones either.  we're uterus twins.  :lol:

i dont think that it being tilted will be an issue, because my doc said i could get one, but with fibroids i guess it depends on their location... :|

[jnicole]

The only downside to paraguard is it can cause your periods to be extra heavy & long.

[misanthrope]

So my mother has officially hit menopause.

Someone please kill me.

[bowieluva]

[quote author=misanthrope link=topic=7110.msg1249179#msg1249179 date=1239800658]
So my mother has officially hit menopause.

Someone please kill me.
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My mom went through it when I was 13 and going through my epic hormones time.

[Plaincat]

So I found out I can order birthcontrol online for 1/3 the price but it's from Canada. Is that illegal?  :| If it's not legit, why do they ask for my prescription? The site I use is www.birthcontrol.com