Birth Control, tampons, and other women's stuff. Beware!

[Olivia]

:2eyesbleed: 

[SinDee]

what the hell was that? :lol: :lol:

[Olivia]

[quote author=SinDee link=topic=7110.msg1235458#msg1235458 date=1238708535]
what the hell was that? :lol: :lol:
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I'm glad she made the 'your man cant feel it' thing so it scrolls because that really got her point across

:?

[jnicole]

mine has poked my man a couple of times. 
and I only bled (spotted really) for a month, for whats it worth.  No other side effects and I normally hate all forms of birth control.

[jeneria]

Tonight's South Park is all about queefing vs. farting.  It's a total gender battle and it's pretty funny.

[nestlequikie]

[quote author=brie star link=topic=7110.msg1234863#msg1234863 date=1238679129]
I have never heard of putting a lubricant on your tampon. :lol:
I would suggest NOT getting the tampons that are freakin cardboard, I hate those ones...
I use Pearl, nice and smooth.
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My mom's OBGYN told her that.  It was really helpful for me.  I agree about the cardboard applicators - I hated those!! 

LOL When I Googled "Lubricate Tampons" I got a page full of Patent Applications for people trying to invent self lubricating tampons and inserters.  :lol:

And Nixfairwellfix?

Thanks for all the info!!  But the marquee scrolling effect?  Please no more....  please.  Thanks in advance.  :-D

[jeneria]

[quote author=neenerneener link=topic=7110.msg1232580#msg1232580 date=1238520159]
damn.  i never used pads.  as soon as i got my first period, i used tampons.  i guess my vagina was more mature than yours. 



:lol:
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Me, too.  My grandmother's periods were so heavy she had to have blood transfusions on a couple of occasions and mom's periods were so heavy she'd use two super absorbent on road trips.  Luckily mine were never that bad.

[neenerneener]

[quote author=jeneria link=topic=7110.msg1235666#msg1235666 date=1238726766]
Me, too.  My grandmother's periods were so heavy she had to have blood transfusions on a couple of occasions and mom's periods were so heavy she'd use two super absorbent on road trips.  Luckily mine were never that bad.
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blood transfusions?  do not want. 

and i could never use a pad.  i cant imagine sitting in my own blood all day. 

[delta9]

[quote author=neenerneener link=topic=7110.msg1235726#msg1235726 date=1238728982]
i cant imagine sitting in my own blood all day. 
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i can. 

[neenerneener]

[quote author=delta9 link=topic=7110.msg1235729#msg1235729 date=1238729063]
i can. 
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when did you get a vag?  :? :lol:

[Olivia]

[quote author=neenerneener link=topic=7110.msg1235726#msg1235726 date=1238728982]
blood transfusions?  do not want.   

and i could never use a pad.  i cant imagine sitting in my own blood all day. 
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Essentially that's what you are doing too with a tampon - it's just inside you so you can't see it

[delta9]

[quote author=neenerneener link=topic=7110.msg1235741#msg1235741 date=1238729358]
when did you get a vag?  :? :lol:
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last night.

i meant in your blood dummy!  :-D

[neenerneener]

[quote author=Olivia link=topic=7110.msg1235743#msg1235743 date=1238729406]
Essentially that's what you are doing too with a tampon - it's just inside you so you can't see it
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yeah but when you have your period, you also get blood clots.  they dont get absorbed by pads.  then you're sitting on your blood chunks.  :|

[neenerneener]

[quote author=shansen1984 link=topic=7110.msg1236460#msg1236460 date=1238779021]


Fixed Neen's post. I really didn't get the blood chunk statement until I saw it moving across my screen.
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you're a boobus.  :lol:

[tanya2012]

[quote author=neenerneener link=topic=7110.msg1235726#msg1235726 date=1238728982]
blood transfusions?  do not want.   

and i could never use a pad.  i cant imagine sitting in my own blood all day. 
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I was the same exact way. But I started using both tampons and pads. I basically use the pad like after dinner so by the time I have to change it I just jump in the shower. It helps with cramps believe it or not.

But being pregnant I haven't been blessed with my period in 7 months.  :-D

[tanya2012]

[quote author=shansen1984 link=topic=7110.msg1236493#msg1236493 date=1238780062]
I loved that part about being pregnant - until after you have the baby and the blood keeps coming - after my c-section is was for weeks....
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Well with my first son I breastfed him, so I didn't have my period for another year. I had the "period" you have after you have the baby but after that it was gone again. 

I'm hoping the same happens this time. haha

[emmieslost]

i'm not a fan of any tampon or pad.

i say diva cups FTW! 

i don't mind carrying my blood around in my c.unt all day.  it's betther then wearing a diaper, a bleached cotton swab, and it's enviornmentally friendly.  not to mention it comes with a lifetime warranty. 

hooray diva cup! 

[Natasha_XO]

really? I wanted to love my diva cup but I just couldn't.  It did not work out well for me, at all. 

[emmieslost]

really?  that is sad.  i've had mine for four or five years, and i love it.

i'm wearing it right now as a matter of fact.  :lol:

[jeneria]

I take a birth control pill that makes it so I don't have periods anymore.  I love it!  No cramps, no backache, no acne, no psychotic mood swings.

[ApRyL]

[quote author=jeneria link=topic=7110.msg1236817#msg1236817 date=1238790902]
I take a birth control pill that makes it so I don't have periods anymore.  I love it!  No cramps, no backache, no acne, no psychotic mood swings.
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is it Yaz?
I have my tubes tied and still take Yaz for PMS and slow/less heavy periods...

[jeneria]

[quote author=ApRyL link=topic=7110.msg1236823#msg1236823 date=1238791076]
is it Yaz?
I have my tubes tied and still take Yaz for PMS and slow/less heavy periods...
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No, my insurance wouldn't cover Yaz so I'm some generic named microgestin.

[emmieslost]

[quote author=ApRyL link=topic=7110.msg1236823#msg1236823 date=1238791076]
is it Yaz?
I have my tubes tied and still take Yaz for PMS and slow/less heavy periods...
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i take yaz, i still have issues with it. my hair falls out.  i have painful/heavy periods.  acne.  ugh.

i hate birth control.  six months left until i can get off of it and i'm never going back.

[ApRyL]

[quote author=emmieslost link=topic=7110.msg1236829#msg1236829 date=1238791267]
i take yaz, i still have issues with it. my hair falls out.  i have painful/heavy periods.  acne.  ugh.

i hate birth control.  six months left until i can get off of it and i'm never going back.
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you hair falls out!!! omg..I'm so sorry !!!
I haven't had any type of side effects from it...but BC wasn't ever effective for me to begin with, every time I have been pregnant, I was faithfully on BC...the patch, the pill, & the depo shot.

[misanthrope]

So. I finally got around to having my first pap smear today.

DO NOT LIKE!

I had to get the fat, middle-aged, hairy, Star Trek geek doctor, too. Oy.