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    Quote Originally Posted by angelaiscaustic View Post
    The Puking isn't the worst part, I've always had bad cramps but I can't even stand up straight they're so bad. Don had to carry me practically to the couch.
    Girrrrl. I was never the "call-out from cramps" type of girl. The past couple of months, I have been hunched over, moaning from the pain.
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    i've never actually missed work because of my cramps/endo but i have not gotten out of my desk all day other than to use the bathroom i didn't get up for any breaks/lunch. i just couldn't move. fucking uteri are capable of some bullshit. is that right? uteri?

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    a scientist friend of mine recommended i try taking b6 to help with cramping. i don't know if it is working because i don't always get the vomit-inducing cramps but i haven't gotten them in the few months i started taking it...

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    this is relevant to my interests.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whackjob View Post
    a scientist friend of mine recommended i try taking b6 to help with cramping. i don't know if it is working because i don't always get the vomit-inducing cramps but i haven't gotten them in the few months i started taking it...
    I take a multi vitamin everyday. I feel a bit better today, but I can't even believe how awful it was yesterday.
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    Don't worry, there will be other pork.

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    Coffee. COfffffeeee and excedrine.

    I have been off birth control for a while because I fucking loathe it. I used to get the same cramps in high school, replete with vomit. They run in my family. And when I first went off BC I was like hOLY SHIT FUCK YOU BODY. But then it adjusted and that stopped happening.

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    Caffeine always seemed to make my cramps worse.
    Heating pad, ibuprofen, and lots of complaining while doubled over crying seemed to be pretty effective though.
    I don't miss that.

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    Has anyone here been on Depo-Provera and then went off it and got Pregnant? How long did it take, if you were trying? Just wondering for the future. I've been on Depo for 4+ years now, Haven't had a period really the entire time (which is wonderful). Now the BF and I talking marriage and family and such (not right now, maybe later this year, one before the other hopefully lol) and I've heard it took like a year to get preggers after you stop getting the shot.

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    I could go for a banana.

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    I got pregnant ON it. That's all I have.

    All I know is it's the same "composition" (?) as Implanon- so basically the same, just a bit less effective- and the second you get Implanon out, you can start trying, so I couldn't imagine there'd be a difference. The shot is good for three months so I would assume three months after your last one.
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    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nancy Drew View Post
    I got pregnant ON it. That's all I have.
    Aw, crap.

    Quote Originally Posted by morbidT View Post
    I could go for a banana.

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    Punks:

    Get your GB out & your belly situated before you get preggers.

    My son blocked my bile duct my entire pregnancy with him. Yay for GB surgery (the OLD FASHIONED way) with a 3 month old! (then getting knocked up the first time you had sex post op thanks to an absessed tooth and antibiotics!) G & M were 13.5 months apart. So, yup, get yourself fixed up first!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nestlequikie View Post
    Punks:

    Get your GB out & your belly situated before you get preggers.

    My son blocked my bile duct my entire pregnancy with him. Yay for GB surgery (the OLD FASHIONED way) with a 3 month old! (then getting knocked up the first time you had sex post op thanks to an absessed tooth and antibiotics!) G & M were 13.5 months apart. So, yup, get yourself fixed up first! :

    I was just curious...I'm planning for the future. Not now! I have to get married first or my parents (and his parents) will kill both of us. We both come from angry Irish Catholics. They falsely assume we're well behaved.

    Also- you just scared me into looking up depo and it's reaction to antibiotics. Phew... I'm good.

    ETA: I told my BF how I got scared and had to look up the antibiotic thing because i'd honestly forgotten about the reaction to it and antibiotics... his response was "40 pound babies, here we come :)". When he gets off work, I'm going to sock him. Apparently he wants kids and wants them to absolutely destroy my vagina.
    Last edited by PunkerDuckie; 05-10-2012 at 01:15 AM.

    Quote Originally Posted by morbidT View Post
    I could go for a banana.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunkerDuckie View Post
    Has anyone here been on Depo-Provera and then went off it and got Pregnant? How long did it take, if you were trying? Just wondering for the future. I've been on Depo for 4+ years now, Haven't had a period really the entire time (which is wonderful). Now the BF and I talking marriage and family and such (not right now, maybe later this year, one before the other hopefully lol) and I've heard it took like a year to get preggers after you stop getting the shot.

    My sister got pregnant with my niece a week after it was supposed to be renewed (she thought it would take a year) and a month before it was renewed with my nephew.

    Oh, and what is it with guys and big babies? L's brother's wife had 9 lb. babies so L thinks he has to one up him and have bigger ones. Like it makes him more of a man. He fails to recognize that his brother's wife's body was fucking destroyed after having 2 big babies.
    Suzanne Knight (21) brutally raped and devoured 3 toddlers while on a meth binge before hanging herself Marky69: If those toddlers didnt want to be eaten then they shouldnt of looked so god damned delicious. RIP Suzanne

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    I have never heard that connection before.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.


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    Ive never heard that either. I was always freaked out because me and Joe were both ten pounders but apparently Don was like 4 pounds. He was a preemie though.
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    Don't worry, there will be other pork.

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    Um, yeah. I don't get it. It's like a competition or something. Fuck you, I am not birthing 10 pounds of flesh.
    Suzanne Knight (21) brutally raped and devoured 3 toddlers while on a meth binge before hanging herself Marky69: If those toddlers didnt want to be eaten then they shouldnt of looked so god damned delicious. RIP Suzanne

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunkerDuckie View Post
    I was just curious...I'm planning for the future. Not now! I have to get married first or my parents (and his parents) will kill both of us. We both come from angry Irish Catholics. They falsely assume we're well behaved.

    Also- you just scared me into looking up depo and it's reaction to antibiotics. Phew... I'm good.

    ETA: I told my BF how I got scared and had to look up the antibiotic thing because i'd honestly forgotten about the reaction to it and antibiotics... his response was "40 pound babies, here we come :)". When he gets off work, I'm going to sock him. Apparently he wants kids and wants them to absolutely destroy my vagina.
    i can't remember all that ails you now but could it be linked to the depo? i like to blame depo for evrything because that shit is nasty and now i can't remember who i was talking to but they were telling me how one shouldn't be on it for long periods of time. my sister gained close to 100 pounds while on depo. she's under 5 feet and while she didn't quite way as much as me, the weight was scarier because her frame is smaller. she used to struggle with breathing while sitting up straight and developed this godawful way of sitting so she wouldn't be gasping for air. i just remembered that, sorry.

    uhhhh... there was something else i wanted to say but i can't remember. shoot. wait! i know people who got preggers as soon as they hopped off birth control, people who got knocked up on birth control ( twice. *cough*), and people who got of birth control and are still having issues with getting pregnant. like seriously, you'd think with all the freaking unwanted pregnancies that it'd be way easier to get pregnant.

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    I haven't been on BC since 2009. I know getting prego takes time, but I'm like gahhhhh. Since I've been using an OPK, I've been peeing in a cup everyday for the past few months. OVER IT
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    Don't worry, there will be other pork.

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    are you charting, ang?

    i gained over 100lbs AFTER depot. i also wonder if its responsible for other things, like my endo, but its hard to say. some drs believe it can be harmful over long periods (i was on it for nearly nine years) and others think that perhaps it kept my endo from going out of control because it kept me from bleeding. the reality is that it thinned my utuers/endometrium so thin that i bled for six months just from the lack of estrogen eating away at my uterus. now i have endo all over my uterus. related? hard to say.

    i do wonder if all the horrid acne i had for so long was just the depo, now that i know implanon causes me disfiguring acne. its interesting how different hbc can affect us all so differently.

    i've been off hbc for a few short periods since i was 16. usually the longer i'm off it the more cramps/endo pain i have to deal with so i end up going back to hbc. i prefer yaz. does it make my migraines worse? again, i think its tough to say since i was on depo for so long and i still had migraines.

    i had a PA at PPH tell me a few weeks back, when i got the implanon out, that no dr would write me a script for estrogen/progesterone hbc since i'm a migraineur. i lol'd. i've had at least a dozen, maybe more, drs write me scripts for hbc that contained some form of estrogen.

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    i'll just add, i do think my low bone density is probably related to my long term depot use. its a documented side effect. i do suggest anyone on a non-estrogen hbc take calcium and vitamid d.

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    I'm not charting because my sleep schedule is so awful I don't think it'll ever be an accurate temperature reading, seeing as some nights I get six hours of sleep and some I get two. I also don't want to touch my cervix lol
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    Don't worry, there will be other pork.

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    i'm one of those freaks who owns a speculum. not that i use it regularly or anything, but i will admit that i have. for the first time ever i feel like this might be tmi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelaiscaustic View Post
    I'm not charting because my sleep schedule is so awful I don't think it'll ever be an accurate temperature reading, seeing as some nights I get six hours of sleep and some I get two. I also don't want to touch my cervix lol
    Yeah, I'm not so big on checking my mucus consistency.
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    Quote Originally Posted by angelaiscaustic View Post
    I haven't been on BC since 2009. I know getting prego takes time, but I'm like gahhhhh. Since I've been using an OPK, I've been peeing in a cup everyday for the past few months. OVER IT
    my solution is to have more sex. and enjoy it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    i'm one of those freaks who owns a speculum. not that i use it regularly or anything, but i will admit that i have. for the first time ever i feel like this might be tmi.
    also, i had a speculum floating around for awhile but never used it. curious, but not that curious. now i wonder where it went...

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