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    your kind words are almost as nice as a hot bath. thanks ladies.

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    holy shit- pushin out a baby is no joke. Props to all you mamas out there. Jeezus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by debk589 View Post
    holy shit- pushin out a baby is no joke. Props to all you mamas out there. Jeezus.
    What did you have?!?! Tell us all about it.

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    I had a baby boy a month ago, he's the best. But I had SERIOUS anxiety about the delivery process and the pain that comes with it. Thankfully I had a very fast (VERY fast for a first delivery) experience, I was only in the hospital for 3.5 hours before he was born, and had an epidural for the last hour of it. The contractions I had at home for about 6 hours before I even went to the hospital were serious business. Those bastards hurt. Everyone I talked to beforehand was like "oh once it's over you'll forget all about the pain". Well that's BS, I still remember how bad it hurt. :) I have no idea how some women to the all natural water births at home and stuff, that's badass. For real. It was all TOTALLY worth it to get my amazing little man though, so in love.

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    congrats on the new little one.

    i'm bleeding just 15 days since i was last bleeding. i know that things will start to get normal in a few months since i'm off hbc but fml, i could have just stayed in bed all day and been perfectly happy. ouch.

    i'm really considering going back on hbc, even though several drs have told asked me to stay off it at least a few months. i will say i haven't had a migraine since i had the implanon removed. but i had migraines long before i ever bled, so i know they're not purely hormonal. stupid lady parts.

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    I just had a cyst rupture, and emergency surgery.
    I thought I was actually going to die. I'm such a baby.
    I was born to hustle roses down the avenues of the dead.
    http://mydeathspace.com/vb/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=54545&dateline=129369  0205

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    Quote Originally Posted by atticus wench View Post
    I just had a cyst rupture, and emergency surgery.
    I thought I was actually going to die. I'm such a baby.
    Dude, I am sorry. That is wack.


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    Quote Originally Posted by g r ee n ey e s View Post
    Dude, I am sorry. That is wack.
    I am mostly better now. They took out the catheter today...that was fun.

    It was the worst. I don't know how you ladies who have had kids manage to give birth. I was so relatively minor on the pain scale, and I was beggin for sedation.
    To push a head out of my cuca? NOPE. NOPE. This totally reaffirms my implanon decision.
    I was born to hustle roses down the avenues of the dead.
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    i bought a diva cup and can't wait to try it out. it's strange saying that, but whatever. i got it for relatively cheap (less than $30, no shipping) using a coupon @ drugstore.com. YAY!

    uh yeah..anyway...i have known friends who've had cysts rupture and like woah, do not want. good to hear you're on the mend atticus,.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whackjob View Post
    i bought a diva cup and can't wait to try it out. it's strange saying that, but whatever. i got it for relatively cheap (less than $30, no shipping) using a coupon @ drugstore.com. YAY!

    uh yeah..anyway...i have known friends who've had cysts rupture and like woah, do not want. good to hear you're on the mend atticus,.
    I have never heard of this thing, so I google it and there is a pre-childbirth and a post childbirth option.

    I don't get it.


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    "We recommend Model 2 if you are 30 or over 30 years old, because as we age, our hips naturally widen and the vaginal muscles lose elasticity. Because the vaginal muscles hold The DivaCup in place, it is important to use Model 2 if you are over 30, even if you have not had childbirth."

    shit changes when you get old. apparently i have a saggy vag to go with my saggy fun bags.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whackjob View Post
    "We recommend Model 2 if you are 30 or over 30 years old, because as we age, our hips naturally widen and the vaginal muscles lose elasticity. Because the vaginal muscles hold The DivaCup in place, it is important to use Model 2 if you are over 30, even if you have not had childbirth."

    shit changes when you get old. apparently i have a saggy vag to go with my saggy fun bags.
    We get saggy vag after 30 too??


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    i've had my diva cup for years and i love it. i've thought about getting the 'old saggy vag' version, but i haven't found any real reason to replace the one i have yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    i've had my diva cup for years and i love it. i've thought about getting the 'old saggy vag' version, but i haven't found any real reason to replace the one i have yet.
    Is it ever a mess?


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    i used to use instead, which didn't ick me out at all but it was hard to get them in correctly and uncomfortable if you couldn't seat it properly. and sometimes i bleed like there's no tomorrow and it ends up being a freaking crime scene every time i change, so mess-schmess. ha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by g r ee n ey e s View Post
    Is it ever a mess?
    you only have to empty it twice a day (and i'm a pretty heavey bleeder) so i empty it in the shower and once at night in the sink, its not any messier than tampons and i'd say even less since i'm never taking it out when i'm not at home. i boil it once a month, other than that i just wash it with soap and water.

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    i never could put the instead in right every time, at least with the diva cup you can tell when its where it needs to be.

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    I am having the period from hell. Worst cramps ever, puking like crazy, I have the shakes I'm in so much pain. Wtf.
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    Don't worry, there will be other pork.

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelaiscaustic View Post
    I am having the period from hell. Worst cramps ever, puking like crazy, I have the shakes I'm in so much pain. Wtf.
    Puking??

    Do you normally have that symptom? I seriously hate puking and if that were one of mine I would probably die.


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    I haven't puked from my period since I was a teenager. I'm in a fetal position on the couch. I can't even go on BC to regulate it because I'm trying to get knocked up FML.
    Quote Originally Posted by once_again View Post
    Don't worry, there will be other pork.

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    Yikes, but then you get pukey being preggo.. this sounds like a lose/lose situation for you my dear.


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    Quote Originally Posted by g r ee n ey e s View Post
    Yikes, but then you get pukey being preggo.. this sounds like a lose/lose situation for you my dear.
    Yeah, but at least it isn't pain. Until the end.
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    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.


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    The Puking isn't the worst part, I've always had bad cramps but I can't even stand up straight they're so bad. Don had to carry me practically to the couch.
    Quote Originally Posted by once_again View Post
    Don't worry, there will be other pork.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nancy Drew View Post
    Yeah, but at least it isn't pain. Until the end.
    Yeah and I hear the drugs are better than Advil hahaha
    Quote Originally Posted by once_again View Post
    Don't worry, there will be other pork.

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    i'm sorry ang. have you tried a hot bath? i know they don't fix you, but they're the only thing that keep me from suicide/homicide sometimes.

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