Candys mate, who the fuk r u
Candys mate, who the fuk r u
[quote author=Saunofthedead link=topic=7110.msg959232#msg959232 date=1218170099]
Candys mate, who the fuk r u
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hey fuck face, i wasn't being snide. i've never seen you around here, and you're talking about how members tits feel, "who are you?" is a pretty valid question. right?
Okay, so what do they feel like? Squishier? Firmer? Smoother? I'm not being facetious, I'm legitimately curious.
Ahh ok valid point then, im Candys mate and it was nothing perverse, i tried pushing her over in the casino cos we were play fighting on her birthday but she moved out of my way and i ended grabbing her boobs my mistake.
They felt like normal boobs, go grab a girls boobs and they felt like that
[quote author=Saunofthedead link=topic=7110.msg959227#msg959227 date=1218169864]
Candy looked great before but shes not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.
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Yeah I hear ya bro.
[quote author=Fleta link=topic=7110.msg959237#msg959237 date=1218170425]
Okay, so what do they feel like? Squishier? Firmer? Smoother? I'm not being facetious, I'm legitimately curious.
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Bad ones literally feel like rocks. They're like hard plastic. Gross and painful.
You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
I have felt one pair of fake boobs, guess they were top of the line, because honestly they felt normal to me. However, when I say normal I mean normal as in before children normal. Once a chick has kids her boobs change, it's a fact. ![]()
[quote author=aprilcarter29 link=topic=7110.msg959265#msg959265 date=1218171609]
I have felt one pair of fake boobs, guess they were top of the line, because honestly they felt normal to me. However, when I say normal I mean normal as in before children normal. Once a chick has kids her boobs change, it's a fact.
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Yeah that's why I'm worried about Sauce. :2sad:
[quote author=Wick link=topic=7110.msg959266#msg959266 date=1218171671]
Yeah that's why I'm worried about Sauce. :2sad:
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thats why im worried about sauce too.
[quote author=aprilcarter29 link=topic=7110.msg959265#msg959265 date=1218171609]
I have felt one pair of fake boobs, guess they were top of the line, because honestly they felt normal to me. However, when I say normal I mean normal as in before children normal. Once a chick has kids her boobs change, it's a fact.
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My girlfriend adopted a kid? What's going to happen to her boobs now? I better find out before the warranty on the kid runs out and i cant return it
[quote author=Hotsauce McGilacuty link=topic=7110.msg959223#msg959223 date=1218169720]
does it sound different when they're motorboated? when you lean forward do they have ripples? did your skin feel all super tight when you first got them done?
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Ripples? hell no! that is a sign of a dodgy job, or your body rejecting them.
My norgs definately aren't hard, they bounce and shit, like real boobs haha.
They are silicon GEL, gel cannot burst, it the shell had a hole, the gel would not seep through.
I guess if was in a really bad car accident or something, then maybe they would get damaged.
Boringgggggggggggggggg.
[quote author=Saunofthedead link=topic=7110.msg959238#msg959238 date=1218170497]
Ahh ok valid point then, im Candys mate and it was nothing perverse, i tried pushing her over in the casino cos we were play fighting on her birthday but she moved out of my way and i ended grabbing her boobs my mistake.
They felt like normal boobs, go grab a girls boobs and they felt like that
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Harbs, I had a bra on though, which would have made them feel firm as.
Don't lie, you deliberately tried to fondle my norgs.
Boringgggggggggggggggg.
[quote author=Saunofthedead link=topic=7110.msg959281#msg959281 date=1218171947]
My girlfriend adopted a kid? What's going to happen to her boobs now? I better find out before the warranty on the kid runs out and i cant return it
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By have a kid, I meant physically carry one..... I am sure she will be just fine. :lol:
ETA: as long as those rumors about boobs shrinking when u adopt, are totally unfounded.
Yeah, the silicone ones look and feel real. The saline ones look ridiculous. Boobs should not stand at attention when a woman is lying on her back.
[quote author=deliberate_misuse link=topic=7110.msg959743#msg959743 date=1218213771]
Yeah, the silicone ones look and feel real. The saline ones look ridiculous. Boobs should not stand at attention when a woman is lying on her back.
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My mom has silicone and her boobs don't look real. Sorry, but when everything else on someone is sagging cos they're pushing sixty, but their boobs are immobile...it's not convincing.
You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=7110.msg959827#msg959827 date=1218218499]
My mom has silicone and her boobs don't look real. Sorry, but when everything else on someone is sagging cos they're pushing sixty, but their boobs are immobile...it's not convincing.
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So basically, if you're pushing sixty, rather than just the boob job you should go for the body lift as well?
[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=7110.msg959827#msg959827 date=1218218499]
My mom has silicone and her boobs don't look real. Sorry, but when everything else on someone is sagging cos they're pushing sixty, but their boobs are immobile...it's not convincing.
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The woman I know who has them is in her late forties and got them 15 years ago. The implants have sagged along with her boobs and look perfectly natural.
[quote author=deliberate_misuse link=topic=7110.msg960675#msg960675 date=1218262434]
The woman I know who has them is in her late forties and got them 15 years ago. The implants have sagged along with her boobs and look perfectly natural.
[/quote]You're supposed to get them updated every 10 years.
WANT SO HARD
After I pop out three more kids :-D
I know a SHIT TON of chicks that have had boob jobs. The silicone looks more real than the saline. Saline tits spread and they end up under the armpits, in my (my friend's) experience. Unfortch, silicone is debatabley (sp?) unhealthy, so...who knows?
A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
I wanna get a boob job, too! But I'd guess they wouldn't look too fake if you only go for a C or so? Hell, I'd be happy with a full B! :lol:
[quote author=Plaincat link=topic=7110.msg960837#msg960837 date=1218270608]
I wanna get a boob job, too! But I'd guess they wouldn't look too fake if you only go for a C or so? Hell, I'd be happy with a full B! :lol:
[/quote]Go with what makes you happy. The best plastic surgery is when people look at you and say, " something is different about you. I can't put my finger on it, but you look fantastic!"
[quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=7110.msg960843#msg960843 date=1218270841]
Go with what makes you happy. The best plastic surgery is when people look at you and say, " something is different about you. I can't put my finger on it, but you look fantastic!"
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Nah, I think I'd rather hear someone say "holy shit bitch! your new titties look fantastic!" :lol: :lol:
born to be down
[quote author=Solara23 link=topic=7110.msg960846#msg960846 date=1218270987]
Nah, I think I'd rather hear someone say "holy shit bitch! your new titties look fantastic!" :lol: :lol:
[/quote]But you want to leave some mystery.
i just came here to say i'm pissed about having to go back on birth controls for the migraine study i mentioned here before. it makes me quite sad, really. nothing like finding out that you have a hole in your heart and than having to go back on meds that can lead to blood clots. because strokes are fun, right?
but since i'm here i'll also add that fake boobies make me sad. love what you got, ladies! i've lots 45lbs and not an oz. of boobage, and i find it horribly depressing. i so miss my perky little boobies i once had. those ladies who think they need implants should know that big boobs are really just a pain in the ass. at least that's how i feel about them. :|
[quote author=emmieslost link=topic=7110.msg961619#msg961619 date=1218322522]
i just came here to say i'm pissed about having to go back on birth controls for the migraine study i mentioned here before. it makes me quite sad, really. nothing like finding out that you have a hole in your heart and than having to go back on meds that can lead to blood clots. because strokes are fun, right?
but since i'm here i'll also add that fake boobies make me sad. love what you got, ladies! i've lots 45lbs and not an oz. of boobage, and i find it horribly depressing. i so miss my perky little boobies i once had. those ladies who think they need implants should know that big boobs are really just a pain in the ass. at least that's how i feel about them. :|
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hey Emmie!
I am sorry you are going through so much! I can tell you that strokes aren't fun. What kind of BC are they putting you on?
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