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[Rhythmisasadist]

[quote author=TinkerBelly link=topic=7022.msg1734608#msg1734608 date=1286825445]
You're not supposed to taste it you TARD!
[/quote]

Maybe Miss. Muffett ate LARD.

[PCP777]

[quote author=Rhythmisasadist link=topic=7022.msg1734612#msg1734612 date=1286825669]
Maybe Miss. Muffett ate LARD.
[/quote]


Which brought her to the attention of the LAPD!

[Deviant Toaster]

[quote author=PCP777 link=topic=7022.msg1734621#msg1734621 date=1286826031]

Which brought her to the attention of the LAPD!
[/quote]

Only because they wanted to get LAID.

[Rhythmisasadist]

[quote author=Deviant Toaster link=topic=7022.msg1734739#msg1734739 date=1286840243]
Only because they wanted to get LAID.
[/quote]

But she was a stripper who wanted to get PAID.

[lostlilgirl]

[quote author=Rhythmisasadist link=topic=7022.msg1734745#msg1734745 date=1286840502]
But she was a stripper who wanted to get PAID.
[/quote]

She sure has quite the PAIR.

[Rhythmisasadist]

[quote author=lostlilgirl link=topic=7022.msg1734834#msg1734834 date=1286845965]
She sure has quite the PAIR.
[/quote]
Her breast enhancement surgery must have been a PAIN.

[Zombify]

[quote author=Rhythmisasadist link=topic=7022.msg1734842#msg1734842 date=1286847356]
Her breast enhancement surgery must have been a PAIN.
[/quote]

she doesn't dance on a table...just on a PAIL

[Rhythmisasadist]

[quote author=Zombify link=topic=7022.msg1734847#msg1734847 date=1286848018]
she doesn't dance on a table...just on a PAIL
[/quote]
Some of her customers like when she wears a TAIL.

[lostlilgirl]

[quote author=Rhythmisasadist link=topic=7022.msg1734859#msg1734859 date=1286848767]
Some of her customers like when she wears a TAIL.
[/quote]

And they want to NAIL her right then & there. 

[Rhythmisasadist]

[quote author=lostlilgirl link=topic=7022.msg1734864#msg1734864 date=1286849448]
And they want to NAIL her right then & there. 
[/quote]

She uses NAIR so she looks good.

[Loz]

[quote author=Rhythmisasadist link=topic=7022.msg1734884#msg1734884 date=1286851030]
She uses NAIR so she looks good.
[/quote]

But i hear she dyes her HAIR

[azkarisma]

[quote author=Loz link=topic=7022.msg1735165#msg1735165 date=1286872146]
But i hear she dyes her HAIR
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Her skin is quite FAIR

[Rhythmisasadist]

[quote author=azkarisma link=topic=7022.msg1735169#msg1735169 date=1286872764]
Her skin is quite FAIR
[/quote]
Her haircut was a huge FAIL.

[Zombify]

[quote author=Rhythmisasadist link=topic=7022.msg1735181#msg1735181 date=1286875523]
Her haircut was a huge FAIL.
[/quote]

she's outta the clink, but who paid her BAIL??

[Rhythmisasadist]

[quote author=Zombify link=topic=7022.msg1735198#msg1735198 date=1286883030]
she's outta the clink, but who paid her BAIL??
[/quote]
Her mother named GAIL

[soultosqueeze]

[quote author=TinkerBelly link=topic=7022.msg1728858#msg1728858 date=1286216781]
Only if you suck my TEAT!
[/quote]

No suck mine or you'll make me TEAR up

[PCP777]

[quote author=Rhythmisasadist link=topic=7022.msg1735200#msg1735200 date=1286884275]
Her mother named GAIL
[/quote]


All this talk makes me want to teach Jackson how to SAIL!

[Rhythmisasadist]

[quote author=PCP777 link=topic=7022.msg1735234#msg1735234 date=1286889356]

All this talk makes me want to teach Jackson how to SAIL!




[/quote]
The seas are rough thats what I SAID.

[Zombify]

[quote author=Rhythmisasadist link=topic=7022.msg1735248#msg1735248 date=1286891968]
The seas are rough thats what I SAID.
[/quote]

rough like bondage...someone's gettin LAID

[lostlilgirl]

[quote author=Zombify link=topic=7022.msg1735343#msg1735343 date=1286901461]
rough like bondage...someone's gettin LAID
[/quote]

I might be able to get laid if I wasn't such a LARD ass! 

[Zombify]

[quote author=lostlilgirl link=topic=7022.msg1735709#msg1735709 date=1286921382]
I might be able to get laid if I wasn't such a LARD ass! 
[/quote]

bbw's get a lotta men HARD!  :2kiss:

[lostlilgirl]

[quote author=Zombify link=topic=7022.msg1735741#msg1735741 date=1286922390]
bbw's get a lotta men HARD!   :2kiss:
[/quote]

aww, thanks. I might have to WARD them off with sticks. 

[Rhythmisasadist]

[quote author=lostlilgirl link=topic=7022.msg1736096#msg1736096 date=1286948651]
aww, thanks. I might have to WARD them off with sticks. 
[/quote]

I'll WARN you those sticks are covered in goo.

[super_mom]

[quote author=Rhythmisasadist link=topic=7022.msg1736161#msg1736161 date=1286968866]
I'll WARN you those sticks are covered in goo.
[/quote]

Were they in the BARN?

[PCP777]

[quote author=super_mom link=topic=7022.msg1736282#msg1736282 date=1286980414]
Were they in the BARN?
[/quote]

Where that baby was BORN?