[quote author=Clockworx link=topic=7022.msg1463848#msg1463848 date=1259819810]
I once made sweet passionate love to a girl while LEAN on me was playing in the background.
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and I heard she was real MEAN ![]()
[quote author=Clockworx link=topic=7022.msg1463848#msg1463848 date=1259819810]
I once made sweet passionate love to a girl while LEAN on me was playing in the background.
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and I heard she was real MEAN ![]()
[quote author=Resident_Queer link=topic=7022.msg1463853#msg1463853 date=1259820033]
and I heard she was real MEAN
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I also dipped the nuggets from my happy MEAL into her ass and then savored each bite.
[quote author=Clockworx link=topic=7022.msg1463858#msg1463858 date=1259820283]
I also dipped the nuggets from my happy MEAL into her ass and then savored each bite.
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That must have been REAL tasty! you salad tosser! :lol:
[quote author=Resident_Queer link=topic=7022.msg1463861#msg1463861 date=1259820407]
That must have been REAL tasty! you salad tosser! :lol:
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I once fucked for 24 hours straight and it took a month for my cock to HEAL properly.
[quote author=Clockworx link=topic=7022.msg1463866#msg1463866 date=1259820766]
I once fucked for 24 hours straight and it took a month for my cock to HEAL properly.
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I hate the word cock I can't DEAL!
[quote author=Resident_Queer link=topic=7022.msg1463868#msg1463868 date=1259820844]
I hate the word cock I can't DEAL!
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In the 5 plus years ive owned a DELL ive probably fapped to porn on it well over a thousand times.
[quote author=Clockworx link=topic=7022.msg1463874#msg1463874 date=1259821088]
In the 5 plus years ive owned a DELL ive probably fapped to porn on it well over a thousand times.
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I bet its the shape of a DILL pickle :-o
[quote author=Resident_Queer link=topic=7022.msg1463876#msg1463876 date=1259821153]
I bet its the shape of a DILL pickle :-o
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My wingman when i go out puss hunting at hardware stores is looks similiar to Hank from king of the HILL.
[quote author=Clockworx link=topic=7022.msg1463885#msg1463885 date=1259821596]
My wingman when i go out puss hunting at hardware stores is looks similiar to Hank from king of the HILL.
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One time he gave me a PILL but i didnt know what it was :2wave:
[quote author=Resident_Queer link=topic=7022.msg1463886#msg1463886 date=1259821640]
One time he gave me a PILL but i didnt know what it was :2wave:
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Right when im about to jizz i PULL back and give myself blue balls.
[quote author=Clockworx link=topic=7022.msg1463887#msg1463887 date=1259821699]
Right when im about to jizz i PULL back and give myself blue balls.
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Thats alot of BULL! I heard you jizz as soon as you put it in ![]()
[quote author=Resident_Queer link=topic=7022.msg1463891#msg1463891 date=1259821873]
Thats alot of BULL! I heard you jizz as soon as you put it in
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My idol is BILL Clinton so you do the math.
[quote author=Clockworx link=topic=7022.msg1463895#msg1463895 date=1259821930]
My idol is BILL Clinton so you do the math.
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Bill is the man :lol: but what do i know im the average run of the MILL lesbian ![]()
[quote author=Resident_Queer link=topic=7022.msg1463899#msg1463899 date=1259822198]
Bill is the man :lol: but what do i know im the average run of the MILL lesbian ![]()
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Youre a top notch MILF.![]()
you guys need to straighten up
[quote author=Clockworx link=topic=7022.msg1463906#msg1463906 date=1259822370]
Youre a top notch MILF.
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Would you do a GILF?
[quote author=death.becomes.her8701 link=topic=7022.msg1464017#msg1464017 date=1259830177]
Would you do a GILF?
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Maybe. I hate GOLF.
[quote author=beli link=topic=7022.msg1464171#msg1464171 date=1259857555]
i love white GOLD jewelry
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I am hoping my husband has some on HOLD for my Christmas gift.
[quote author=IcingSugar link=topic=7022.msg1464194#msg1464194 date=1259859854]
I am hoping my husband has some on HOLD for my Christmas gift.
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That would be a BOLD move if he didn't
[quote author=firefighterst1426 link=topic=7022.msg1464195#msg1464195 date=1259859900]
That would be a BOLD move if he didn't
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If he doesn't, you might have to FOLD up the marriage.
[quote author=PCP777 link=topic=7022.msg1464204#msg1464204 date=1259860616]
If he doesn't, you might have to FOLD up the marriage.
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Of course with how COLD it is, it may a little cruel
[quote author=firefighterst1426 link=topic=7022.msg1464208#msg1464208 date=1259860704]
Of course with how COLD it is, it may a little cruel
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Plus he would miss out gettin' his CORD pulled.
[quote author=IcingSugar link=topic=7022.msg1464211#msg1464211 date=1259860760]
Plus he would miss out gettin' his CORD pulled.
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Of course if she won't come off with it he could go see a SORD
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