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    Date or pass?

    My friend just sent me a random "date or pass" senerio...

    Trump or OJ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by merdeath View Post
    My friend just sent me a random "date or pass" senerio...

    Trump or OJ?
    I'm going with oj, considering it would be supervised by prison guards with a no touching policy.
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    OJ fo sho. I couldn't manage to be near Trump. I'd be cringing back into myself. (And even old OJ is hot, sorry, I knowwwwww)

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    Trump so I can make sure he knows that women aren't just possesions that you can grab in the P whenever you want
    I can be your *ADDICTION* if you wanna get hooked on something!!

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    Is death an option? Because I'd rather die than either of them.
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    Is death an option? Because I'd rather die than either of them.
    word.

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    I think death is implied with "pass".
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    Is death an option? Because I'd rather die than either of them.
    Well obvs, but you have to pick one! YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE B!
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    DONT MAKE ME FUCK YOUR BITCH THAT PUSSY POPPIN

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    Do I get paid to go on said date? If so, I will gladly accompany OJ in the prison cafeteria. The date will be 30 minutes, and he can't look, talk to, or breathe near me

    "The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man" -Charles Darwin

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    Eat a cat turd; eat a dog turd. Or, eat a turd of your choice but you're going to eat a turd... That's how I felt this election.

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