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    Man kept stolen brain beneath porch, used it to get high, police say

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    Man kept stolen brain beneath porch, used it to get high, police say
    Published On: Jul 16 2016 07:05:55 PM EDT

    Associated Press
    CARLISLE, Penn. -
    A central Pennsylvania man was charged Thursday after police say he sprayed fluid used to embalm a human brain on marijuana that he then smoked.

    State police in Carlisle charged 26-year-old Joshua Lee Long with abuse of a corpse and conspiracy.

    Court records indicate Long's aunt contacted detectives on June 21 after finding a human brain in a department store bag under a porch while cleaning out a trailer.

    Long allegedly told her during a phone conversation from the Cumberland County jail that he used the formaldehyde-soaked pot to get high.

    "The defendant related that he knew it was illegal to have the brain and that he and (another man) would spray the embalming fluid on 'weed' to get high," wrote Trooper John Boardman, the investigator.

    Court records indicate a coroner concluded the brain was real and that Long supposedly named it Freddy.

    The coroners who examined the brain believe it was most likely a stolen teaching specimen, according to the arrest affidavit.

    Long remains in jail, and court records did not list a lawyer for him.

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    I'm confused....how was the brain used to get high if they would spray the fluid on his weed? like...unless he was ringing the brain out to get the fluids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Words Words View Post
    I'm confused....how was the brain used to get high if they would spray the fluid on his weed? like...unless he was ringing the brain out to get the fluids.
    It's the DIY weed rescue.

    It's most likely he soaked the weed in the fluid. The fluid is what's normally used for PCP. He really didn't need to steal the brain. He could have got it in any beauty supply store (it's used in nail care products)
    Here's some other stories about similar things happening.
    http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=92771

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    You honest to goodness cannot un-read that. Freddy???

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    Wtf did I just read? Freddy?
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    The legnths ppl will go to just to get a better high is insane! It seems like the pot itself would have been enough. I really wish this guy had a fb,lol.
    Last edited by Lily Rivers; 07-17-2016 at 10:40 AM.

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    He should have named it Anne Uumellmahaye


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily Rivers View Post
    The legnths ppl will go to just to get a better high is insane! It seems like the pot itself would have been enough. I really wish this guy had a fb,lol.
    I wish he did too ! I looked and looked. If he had one its not under any versions of his name i could find.

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    What are you in for?
    Smoking brain

    I can see the confused and squeamish look the other inmates now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deviant Toaster View Post
    What are you in for?
    Smoking brain

    I can see the confused and squeamish look the other inmates now.
    HAHAHAHAHHHA shit.

    Alright guys, this vs Jenkem? I think i'd still pick this. Though I still can't grasp how you can't get this without the bonus brain/and the obvious as to WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYY in the first place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TupeloHoney View Post
    He should have named it Anne Uumellmahaye


    That is exactly what I was imagining. LOL

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