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    Friends Hold Fake Funeral For Friend Who Is Always With His Girlfriend

    When 20-year-old Keiran Cable from South Wales started to date 19-year-old Jess Ferguson, his friends say that he disappeared from their lives. After 18 months of unreturned calls and emails, fifty of Cable?s friends decided to surprise him with a mock funeral that included a coffin, hearse, and even a eulogy!

    ?Keiran has had a tough 18 months trying to keep his friendship with his friends alive but sadly the wait is now over and he has floated up to the gates of heaven,? the eulogy reads in part.?What hurts the most is that we were starved of precious time to say our last goodbyes after his relationship status was changed from ?Single? to ?in a Relationship.'?

    ?Keiran had been in a relationship for a few months and it felt like he had died because none of us had seen him since then,? said friend Ben ?A couple of weeks ago we were all in the pub and we all started saying RIP Keiran?
    ?One of the boys, Shaun Bundy, organised most of it and he spent Friday and Saturday making the coffin?

    ?[Keiran] had no idea what was going on. He thought he was coming out to watch the rugby but he? ended up in a coffin. ?I borrowed a funeral car and we drove the coffin from pub to pub?

    ?The roads were completely closed off, it was epic?

    Cable?s reaction? ?I was in complete shock and didn?t know what to do or say?










    http://www.boredpanda.com/fake-funer...n-cable-wales/

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    That's a bit over the top.
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    I was about to be annoyed that this thread was still active, but I see now it's morphed into offers of sex for chilli confectionary, so carry on guys :)

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    She's hot. I'd bail on my friends too.

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    He never answers the phone, never comes out, basically disappeared off the planet... yet somehow they got him to come to his own funeral.

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    I wish I had friends like that.

    I'm a god mother fucker and it's judgment day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanaryDiam View Post
    He never answers the phone, never comes out, basically disappeared off the planet... yet somehow they got him to come to his own funeral.
    From the site of the actual article, there is a picture of the girlfriend in black, so I think she also participated lol

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    that is awesome

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