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Thread: A thread on a churches forum discusses how left handed people are evil and are going to hell for using "Satan's Hand"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fleta View Post
    I can only get off masturbating with my left hand.

    Okay, that's a lie. But I could probably only get off masturbating with morbid's left hand, and that's a fact.
    Duh!!! Left hands are sexier that right hands... People who use their right hands are the ones that have seriously fucked up sexuality.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gemini View Post
    Same here, except for the broken hand. Catholic school kid, wasn't allowed to be a leftie, but now ambidextrous too.
    Same here..when I was in gymnastics as a kid, all my compulsory routines had to be done left handed. To this day I can't do a right handed cartwheel. Even though I write with the right hand, everything I do that requires a lead hand is automatically left.

    Shit, sorry for dbl. posting.


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