Julie Mott (25) died from Cystic Fibrosis and her remains were stolen from the funeral home

[captainjillian]

Wait, I thought Miller was a chick too!
Sorry if you're a dude, dude!

I'm not sure why I thought that one way or the other though...
Anybody seen my mittens?

[sdhoney]

Anybody seen my mittens?

hahahahahaha. NICE!! Bringin back the old school from like page 5 :)
Lovin it.

[UncomfortablyNumb]

Wait, I thought Miller was a chick too!
Sorry if you're a dude, dude!

I'm not sure why I thought that one way or the other though...
Anybody seen my mittens?

You dropped them next to mine.

[MichelleR2278]

Did they find her body yet?

[Jezebelle]

Did they find her body yet?

No.

[Olivia]

As much as it pains me, I can't see someone as stunted and narcissistic as bill being able to hide a body for this long without detection. I think it's a crematory fuck up.

[Boston Babe 73]

As much as it pains me, I can't see someone as stunted and narcissistic as bill being able to hide a body for this long without detection. I think it's a crematory fuck up.

I think Bill pulling this off and hiding her body this long is much more unbelievable than a funeral home fuck up of some sort. People are giving him WAY too much credit.

[UncomfortablyNumb]

I think Bill pulling this off and hiding her body this long is much more unbelievable than a funeral home fuck up of some sort. People are giving him WAY too much credit.

I said the same thing somewhere in this thread. He's too stupid and his need for attention would have eventually taken over and he would have given himself away. She won't be found cuz there is nothing to find.

[puke]

Hey guys, she didn't die!!! She's up here in Chicago. She's literally standing right beside me and laughing at these posts.

[UncomfortablyNumb]

Hey guys, she didn't die!!! She's up here in Chicago. She's literally standing right beside me and laughing at these posts.

I could get on board with this theory.

[Miller22]

Did they find her body yet?

Maybe the title of this thread shoukd be updated to reflect her body hasn't been found just to save peopke from reading all the fuckery.
Same with tge Jahi thread - she's still "alive"

[Deviant Toaster]

Is this worth the 96 page read?

[teknansen]

Is this worth the 96 page read?

Depends on what value you place on your time...

[bowieluva]

Is this worth the 96 page read?

no

[Deviant Toaster]

Depends on what value you place on your time...

no

Thank you! I got in about 5 pages and realized it was like a slow to start movie that never goes anywhere. Though Dick Tips gave me a chuckle.

[Mishegas]

I do not believe her body was 'stolen.' I believe the scene was interpreted that way.

Here's one hint: what body snatcher feels it's important to remove jewelry from the deceased's body and leave it in the empty coffin? Why would a body snatcher care about removing jewelry? That implies to me that whoever removed Julie was someone familiar with the cremation process and knew jewelry is removed (and not cremated with the body).

That one clue alone infers that Julie's body was taken by an 'insider' or someone in the industry and probably was transported and cremated. Julie's wish was to be cremated and I think that's exactly what did happen, albeit not in the right/organized/documented way. What happened was, I believe, a big screw-up of some kind and things got out of hand quickly. Sure, Dick could have gathered together random ashes and present those as 'Julie,' but perhaps even he was caught completely off guard and didn't want to admit any mistake whatsoever. This huge story feels like a lie to me.

Body snatching is just not something that occurs often and to say it had to occur in this case is, IMO, farfetched to the point of unbelievability. An embalmed body will still decompose, albeit slower, but decompose it will. She's either been buried or cremated. I don't believe she's stored in someone's freezer, taken as some kind of prize.

She won't be found; I believe she was cremated and the jewelry being removed and left behind is one tell-tale sign of this. It's a horrible fuck up, but a fuck up is what I think did happen in this case.

[puke]

WOW CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! It took you 5 pages to find out there's an actual person with the name Dick Tips. I don't even care about Julie's remains anymore. Yo, Dick, I think you probably should change your name, at least combine them differently.

[Deviant Toaster]

WOW CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! It took you 5 pages to find out there's an actual person with the name Dick Tips. I don't even care about Julie's remains anymore. Yo, Dick, I think you probably should change your name, at least combine them differently.

Your reading comprehension is astounding.

[DeeDee77]

I do not believe her body was 'stolen.' I believe the scene was interpreted that way.

Here's one hint: what body snatcher feels it's important to remove jewelry from the deceased's body and leave it in the empty coffin? Why would a body snatcher care about removing jewelry? That implies to me that whoever removed Julie was someone familiar with the cremation process and knew jewelry is removed (and not cremated with the body).

That one clue alone infers that Julie's body was taken by an 'insider' or someone in the industry and probably was transported and cremated. Julie's wish was to be cremated and I think that's exactly what did happen, albeit not in the right/organized/documented way. What happened was, I believe, a big screw-up of some kind and things got out of hand quickly. Sure, Dick could have gathered together random ashes and present those as 'Julie,' but perhaps even he was caught completely off guard and didn't want to admit any mistake whatsoever. This huge story feels like a lie to me.

Body snatching is just not something that occurs often and to say it had to occur in this case is, IMO, farfetched to the point of unbelievability. An embalmed body will still decompose, albeit slower, but decompose it will. She's either been buried or cremated. I don't believe she's stored in someone's freezer, taken as some kind of prize.

She won't be found; I believe she was cremated and the jewelry being removed and left behind is one tell-tale sign of this. It's a horrible fuck up, but a fuck up is what I think did happen in this case.

Hi! How do you know the jewelry was left behind? Did you see it? Did the family or police tell you this information? I'm just curious why the police would investigate this as a stolen body if it was a funeral home flub-up. Thanks!

[UncomfortablyNumb]

Thank you! I got in about 5 pages and realized it was like a slow to start movie that never goes anywhere. Though Dick Tips gave me a chuckle.

The name Dick Tips is literally the best part of this thread.

[Nomad]

The name Dick Tips is literally the best part of this thread.

I kind of want to introduce him somewhere so I can announce him as Dick "Just The" Tips.

[teknansen]

Hi! How do you know the jewelry was left behind? Did you see it? Did the family or police tell you this information? I'm just curious why the police would investigate this as a stolen body if it was a funeral home flub-up. Thanks!

I belive the thing about the jewelry being left was something that an 'inside source' mentioned in the reddit thread that had been brought up earlier in this monstrosity of a topic.

[marshmallow]

I belive the thing about the jewelry being left was something that an 'inside source' mentioned in the reddit thread that had been brought up earlier in this monstrosity of a topic.

coughbillcough

[Bewitchingstorm]

I kind of want to introduce him somewhere so I can announce him as Dick "Just The" Tips.

[tanjalin23]

But seriously...what about the flowers? ;-)