Page 118 of 152 FirstFirst ... 18 68 108 116 117 118 119 120 128 ... LastLast
Results 2,926 to 2,950 of 3781

Thread: Julie Mott (25) died from Cystic Fibrosis and her remains were stolen from the funeral home

  1. #2926
    Senior Member Hijadelamuerte's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2016
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    91
    Rep Power
    2802163
    2 words: DICK TIPS 😉👉

  2. #2927
    Senior Member Hijadelamuerte's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2016
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    91
    Rep Power
    2802163
    Quote Originally Posted by Jp1129 View Post
    What do you do for a living? Just curious
    From my understanding 🤔🤔🤔 snatches exs bodies.

    I really did not want to go back 100 something pages 😔😔 now i have to ..to catch up.

  3. #2928
    XoXo Miller22's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2013
    Posts
    7,113
    Rep Power
    21474855
    Quote Originally Posted by Hijadelamuerte View Post
    From my understanding ������ snatches exs bodies.

    I really did not want to go back 100 something pages ���� now i have to ..to catch up.
    If you're going to throw Dick Tips around, than yes.

  4. #2929
    Moderator bowieluva's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Posts
    65,362
    Rep Power
    21474919
    Quote Originally Posted by Deviant Toaster View Post
    This thread is the gift that keeps on giving.
    False

  5. #2930
    Senior Member animosity's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2012
    Posts
    17,287
    Rep Power
    21474865
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    False
    Nope. Alternative fact.
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

  6. #2931
    Senior Member Deviant Toaster's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Cracker Hole
    Posts
    10,185
    Rep Power
    21474864
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    False


    I dunno Bowie it has given me some of the best migraines this side of the baudelaire and jodi threads.

  7. #2932
    Scoopski Potatoes Nic B's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Sacramento, California
    Posts
    12,775
    Rep Power
    21474861
    It is pretty entertaining.


    Quote Originally Posted by marakisses View Post
    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??
    Quote Originally Posted by curiouscat View Post
    Happy Birthday! I hid a dead body in your backyard to celebrate. Good luck finding it under the cement. You can only use a stick to look for it.

  8. #2933
    Senior Member blighted star's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Location
    Probably South Of You
    Posts
    11,256
    Rep Power
    21474859
    Quote Originally Posted by Deviant Toaster View Post


    I dunno Bowie it has given me some of the best migraines this side of the baudelaire and jodi threads.

    And now it has it's own poetry & resident whackjobs - just like the JA thread.

  9. #2934
    Senior Member puke's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Wheaton, IL
    Posts
    3,714
    Rep Power
    21474857
    Quote Originally Posted by Hijadelamuerte View Post
    2 words: DICK TIPS ����
    Speaking of Dick Tips there was a guy at Pep Boys today who's name was Richard Dingle. Dick Dingle nice name you dork.
    Gooble goble gooble goble one of us one of us. t(-_-)t

  10. #2935
    Moderator nestlequikie's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Nunavut
    Posts
    10,016
    Rep Power
    21474863
    Quote Originally Posted by puke View Post
    Speaking of Dick Tips there was a guy at Pep Boys today who's name was Richard Dingle. Dick Dingle nice name you dork.
    Your mission, should you choose to accept it is to obtain photo of said Mr. Dingle wearing his name tag. (We don't need his whole face - chin down will do!)
    I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to. - Donnie Darko

  11. #2936
    Senior Member puke's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Wheaton, IL
    Posts
    3,714
    Rep Power
    21474857
    Quote Originally Posted by nestlequikie View Post
    Your mission, should you choose to accept it is to obtain photo of said Mr. Dingle wearing his name tag. (We don't need his whole face - chin down will do!)
    Yeah, maybe I'll get his phone number also cause my name's Richard. We can be Mr. Dick and Dick Dingle.
    Gooble goble gooble goble one of us one of us. t(-_-)t

  12. #2937
    Senior Member Jezebelle's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2016
    Location
    TX
    Posts
    601
    Rep Power
    10628895
    Quote Originally Posted by nestlequikie View Post
    Your mission, should you choose to accept it is to obtain photo of said Mr. Dingle wearing his name tag. (We don't need his whole face - chin down will do!)
    THIIIIIISSSSSSS (in "Kevan's Red font)

  13. #2938
    Senior Member Jezebelle's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2016
    Location
    TX
    Posts
    601
    Rep Power
    10628895
    * "Kevan's Red" font

  14. #2939
    What do you care? Boston Babe 73's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2013
    Location
    Under your bed
    Posts
    23,483
    Rep Power
    21474870
    Well, there's this... Texas really isn't good at this kind of thing.

    https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mor...-taking-a-nap/
    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



  15. #2940
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2017
    Posts
    109
    Rep Power
    1590573
    If that's the photo of the accidentally cremated employee, I'm thinking it wasn't an accident.

  16. #2941
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2017
    Posts
    109
    Rep Power
    1590573
    I make a motion for Bill to be indicted for the funeral home employee being accidentally cremated. All those in favor say "aye".

  17. #2942
    Senior Member Jezebelle's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2016
    Location
    TX
    Posts
    601
    Rep Power
    10628895
    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    Well, there's this... Texas really isn't good at this kind of thing.

    https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mor...-taking-a-nap/
    NOOOOOOOOO!!!

  18. #2943
    Senior Member blighted star's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Location
    Probably South Of You
    Posts
    11,256
    Rep Power
    21474859
    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    Well, there's this... Texas really isn't good at this kind of thing.

    https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mor...-taking-a-nap/

    That's quite a pic they chose to accompany that article

  19. #2944
    Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2016
    Posts
    77
    Rep Power
    4165037
    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    Well, there's this... Texas really isn't good at this kind of thing.

    https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mor...-taking-a-nap/
    It would be interesting, but it's not true.

    http://www.snopes.com/morgue-employee-cremated-nap/

    That's a pretty fun website though. I liked the article about dinosaurs working with the Egyptians to help build the pyramids.

  20. #2945
    The Dude abides. strmmrgrrl's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Long Island, NY
    Posts
    10,333
    Rep Power
    21474864
    Quote Originally Posted by Jammers View Post
    It would be interesting, but it's not true.

    http://www.snopes.com/morgue-employee-cremated-nap/

    That's a pretty fun website though. I liked the article about dinosaurs working with the Egyptians to help build the pyramids.
    Well who else is gonna lift all that heavy shit?!
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Getting arrested for coke in Vegas is like being found eating a chocolate bar in the willy wonka factory.

  21. #2946
    What do you care? Boston Babe 73's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2013
    Location
    Under your bed
    Posts
    23,483
    Rep Power
    21474870
    April Fools lol
    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



  22. #2947
    Senior Member puke's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Wheaton, IL
    Posts
    3,714
    Rep Power
    21474857
    Quote Originally Posted by strmmrgrrl View Post
    Well who else is gonna lift all that heavy shit?!
    Just call Bill, he's good at carrying dead weight.
    Gooble goble gooble goble one of us one of us. t(-_-)t

  23. #2948
    Sofa King Tired PunkerDuckie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    Between the ocean and shitty farm fields, California
    Posts
    7,162
    Rep Power
    21474858
    Quote Originally Posted by puke View Post
    Just call Bill, he's good at carrying dead weight.
    womp womp womp
    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    I want that fucking meat.

  24. #2949
    Senior Member Jezebelle's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2016
    Location
    TX
    Posts
    601
    Rep Power
    10628895
    Omg that totally April Fools-ed me!

  25. #2950
    Administrator Olivia's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    CA
    Posts
    26,644
    Rep Power
    21474880
    Someone called Gary Wilburn is going nuts on the Julie Mott post on the MDS FB (been up since 2016, he just started commenting yesterday)
    Attached Images Attached Images

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •