I think you might be right. He has a complete inability to stfu (who knows how long my Heartbroken Totally Definitely Leaving This Thread Watch could have gone if Olivia hadn't stuck him in time out!), so I don't think he'd be able to do some ninja body snatching and not incriminate himself somehow with his posting diarrhea.
What the hell is with all thee people thinking they are Bill Shakespeare with their bullshit posts? This isn't a creative writing class, dammit
Did anybody take into consideration that maybe she broke out of her coffin and is now typing on MDS?
Gooble goble gooble goble one of us one of us. t(-_-)t
Now that you mention it, I was trawling through fb article comments last night to see if anyone besides you-know-who had a high level of interest. I didn't find anyone, but I did discover there's quite a few "possibilities" we overlooked - such zombie outbreaks, Pet Cemetary scenarios etcetc.
I really don't understand the rep MDS has when you compare it to the giant human sewer of fb article comments. I also learned a new word - "thanatophilia".
Blighted I had a quick look at that reddit thread. I wasn't surprised by the comments I saw but it made me nauseous. I only looked at two photos. When I saw people attaching their fantasies to those horrific photos it really sickened me.
The names of the multitude of other threads in that archived section 😨
People of the world WTF!
Totally talking out my ass now, but I would imagine a cremation takes several hours. I can also imagine them not being done on the night shift. Since we are only dealing with a 24 hour period that she went missing, perhaps the ovens weren't even used during that time frame. I'm also willing to bet that cremations aren't done on weekends.
I had a friend that lived in a funeral home years ago. They had awesome full service car wash on site and in the winter he would wash my car for me at the home. I remember the drive bays were open when they were washing and that they washed and cleaned their limo's after every funeral. Maybe the front doors to Dick's place were locked, but if they were washing cars or getting deliveries and left the drive bays open in the back. Probably few people working after closing and if someone was busy handling a delivery, someone could slip in easily. Julie looked like a tiny girl and it wouldn't be hard to just carry her out.
It wouldn't take brains to steal a body, just guts and opportunity. He's throwing that ring shit out there in an attempt to deflect attention away from him. I think he did it.
Julie's parents should sue the hell out of Dick though. The security is lacking and not having cameras is negligent.
Last edited by marycontrary; 11-19-2015 at 09:36 PM.
Just thought I would post some snippets of the texas law.
http://www.statutes.legis.state.tx.u...htm/HS.716.htm
Sec. 716.004. WAITING PERIOD FOR CREMATION. (a) A crematory establishment may not cremate human remains within 48 hours of the time of death indicated on a death certificate unless the waiting period is waived in writing by:
(1) a justice of the peace or medical examiner of the county in which the death occurred; or
(2) a court order.
(b) Repealed by Acts 2009, 81st Leg., R.S., Ch. 263, Sec. 33(1), eff. September 1, 2009.
Sec. 716.151. CREMATION CONTAINERS. (a) Human remains must be placed in a cremation container that:
(1) is made of combustible materials suitable for cremation;
(2) provides a complete covering of the body;
(3) is resistant to leakage or spillage;
(4) is rigid for easy handling; and
(5) protects the health and safety of crematory personnel.
(b) A crematory establishment may not remove human remains from a cremation container and must cremate the cremation container with the human remains.
(c) Except as provided by this section, a crematory establishment may not:
(1) require that deceased human remains be placed in a casket before cremation or that remains be cremated in a casket; or
(2) refuse to accept for cremation remains that have not been placed in a casket.
Sec. 716.152. CREMATION PROCESS. (a) A crematory establishment is not required to accept a cremation container that evidences leakage of human body fluids.
(b) A person other than a crematory establishment employee, the authorizing agent, or representatives delegated as provided by Section 716.053 and approved by the crematory establishment may not be present in a crematory area during:
(1) the cremation of deceased human remains; or
(2) the removal of the remains from the cremation chamber.
(c) Immediately before placing deceased human remains in a cremation chamber, a crematory establishment employee must verify and remove the identification label from the cremation container and place the label near the cremation chamber control panel until the cremation process is complete.
(d) To the extent practicable, the crematory establishment shall remove all recoverable cremation residue from the cremation chamber following cremation and pulverize any bone fragments to a particle size of one-eighth inch or less as necessary. The crematory establishment shall remove and dispose of any other material included with the residue.
Sec. 716.153. SIMULTANEOUS CREMATION. (a) A crematory establishment may not simultaneously cremate the deceased human remains of more than one person in the same cremation chamber unless authorized in writing by the authorizing agent of each deceased person.
(b) A crematory establishment is not civilly or criminally liable for commingling human remains during cremation if each authorizing agent provides a signed written statement authorizing the simultaneous cremation.
Just so people don't forget that just like with every industry, protocol isn't always strictly enforced. Julie was a beautiful girl, her obit was likely run in the local paper and not everyone that seeks out a job does it for noble reasons. Rules also get broken. I found this article interesting in general.
http://www.cracked.com/personal-expe...rpses-job.html
I feel like I'm sitting at the cool kids table now!
I don't know about the shit in this article. I can't imagine a hospital putting a dead person in a closet or not having some sort of on site morgue. Nor can I imagine getting called to pick someone up before they died and waiting there or being allowed to take people from an accident scene who were in the process of dying and do nothing as they die.
I don't think that guy who wrote the article knows what he's talking about after his two week stay.
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