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    David Ruiz (59) died after his girlfriend battered him with canned food

    Woman 'battered boyfriend to death with can of CHICKEN SOUP'

    Linda Clarene Jackson, 59, also allegedly attacked her partner with a tin of carrots and a can of peas

    A woman has been accused of battering her boyfriend to death with a can of CHICKEN SOUP.

    Linda Clarene Jackson, 59, is also said to have used a tin of peas and a can of carrots as weapons against her partner David Ruiz.

    Mr Ruiz, 59, died as a result of his injuries.

    The frenzied attacked took place in Southern California on Tuesday.

    Jackson was arrested two days later, according to NBC Los Angeles.
    Deputy District Attorney Jon Hatami said the alleged attacked took place in Jackson's home in Lake Los Angeles,

    Her motive was unclear, authorities said.

    Jackson's scheduled arraignment on Thursday was postponed to Friday when she experienced a medical emergency, Santiago said.

    Mr Hatami was expected to recommend a bail set at more than $1 million. If convicted, Jackson faces life in prison.
    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-n...th-can-5910537

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    Ugh, canned peas.

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    remember that proposal to arm school children with canned goods to fight off school shooters?
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    If she ate fresh it would have been much more difficult to kill him.

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    I love canned peas .. so I guess I am armed and dangerous

    "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves" .. Confucius
    "The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation " ...... Henry David Thoreau

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    remember that proposal to arm school children with canned goods to fight off school shooters?
    No, but that is amazing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caffeinatedkat View Post
    If she ate fresh it would have been much more difficult to kill him.
    Not if she was armed with watermelons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hazydaze View Post
    Not if she was armed with watermelons.
    I'd think watermelons break too easily to be an efficient murder weapon. I guess if you have enough to not run out you could do it. I dunno. lol

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    Not a laughing matter. Can you peas stop with the jokes? I personally carrot find anything funny here.
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    She had a real can-do attitude.

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    I tried to google image search the chick's name to see how crazy she looks...I just saw a bunch of canned foods, which made it funnier than seeing a crazy chick.
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    That's some "Chicken Soup for the Soul" right there
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    I was about to be annoyed that this thread was still active, but I see now it's morphed into offers of sex for chilli confectionary, so carry on guys :)

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    I'd like to see a pic too .... also curious as to her motive

    "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves" .. Confucius
    "The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation " ...... Henry David Thoreau

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    remember that proposal to arm school children with canned goods to fight off school shooters?

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    I guess he was too chicken "SOUP" to buy her a 10 "Carrot" ring, so she "Pea"d on his head...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Not a laughing matter. Can you peas stop with the jokes? I personally carrot find anything funny here.
    Hello new sig

    Quote Originally Posted by Custom Hearse View Post
    I guess he was too chicken "SOUP" to buy her a 10 "Carrot" ring, so she "Pea"d on his head...
    Nope, you tried too hard

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuchAClassicGirl View Post
    That's some "Chicken Soup for the Soul" right there
    I was gonna do this one.

    I'm leaving this thread, now. You assholes left me NUTHIN!


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    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    Maybe she wanted him to send her some NOODS.

    ...ya know.....like.....noodles.


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    Quote Originally Posted by debk589 View Post
    Maybe she wanted him to send her some NOODS.

    ...ya know.....like.....noodles.

    I'd slink away quicker than that for that one, Deb.

    I should wash your mouth out with soup for that.
    Last edited by PeaceBeWithMe; 06-24-2015 at 10:33 AM.


    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by debk589 View Post
    Maybe she wanted him to send her some NOODS.

    ...ya know.....like.....noodles.

    It's borderline, but I will give it to you. Bonus points for the gif.

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    Pretty corny responses!


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