Airplane dumps human feces on girl?s Sweet 16 party, family says

[Jumaki15]

LEVITTOWN, Pa. ? Some people at a party in Pennsylvania got an unpleasant surprise from the sky.

There were about 40 guests swimming and playing horseshoes in the yard at a Sweet 16 birthday gathering. Out of nowhere, human waste began to rain down on the party.

?We just got done with cake thank God, we took the cake back in, because within two minutes, something fell from the sky, it was brown, it was everywhere, it got on everything,? party guest, Kristie Rogy said.

Luckily, a canopy helped shield most of the party guests.

A family member used a smartphone app to identify five planes that were flying over them when it happened. Regulations require planes to dispose of waste at an airport, not while flying over a residential area.

The FAA is investigating the incident.

http://pix11.com/2015/05/21/airplane...family-says-2/

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[MrBoddy2005]

What A Shitty Birthday

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What A Shitty Birthday

[queenaevadamthng]

Where's the Cleveland, "That's so nasty"meme?

Talk about party poopers.

[PeaceBeWithMe]

Oh, my.

This is the best story that I've read in weeks.

[Boston Babe 73]

"My Crappy Sweet Sixteen"

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ETA to make this more on topic

At least temperatures were warm at the party. It could've been much worse



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2838727.html

Caroline Guy awoke Saturday to find a wee problem.





A frozen chunk of brownish yellow material had plummeted out of the sky and crashed straight through into her mobile home in Staffordshire, U.K., leaving an 18-inch hole in her roof and another in the floor, the Sun reported.

Guy, 52, believes that the icy lump is waste -- potentially from a toilet -- from one of the many airplanes that frequently fly over her home, located 40 miles from Birmingham Airport

ETA it almost made it into the toilet!

[kevansvault]

"My Shitty Sweet Sixteen"

Fixed. It just has a better ring to it.

[Boston Babe 73]

Fixed. It just has a better ring to it.

It does

But I was trying to make it different from MrBoddy's submission.

[Jumaki15]

This reminds me. One of my kids pointed out an old white paint spill on the road near our place the other day & said "do you remember when we were really little & you lied to us & said a giant pelican did that"

Nope. I forgot all about it. It really did look like giant pelican shit & we do get a lot flying over so hopefully I haven't jinxed myself by deceiving small children.



ETA to make this more on topic

At least temperatures were warm at the party. It could've been much worse



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2838727.html










ETA it almost made it into the toilet!

I think I would rather it be frozen. Sure, it could hit someone, but for the most part it would all be in one lump, not a long stretch of it that splattered all over everything

[Boston Babe 73]

I think I would rather it be frozen. Sure, it could hit someone, but for the most part it would all be in one lump, not a long stretch of it that splattered all over everything

Don't get all pissy.....

[Jumaki15]

Don't get all pissy.....

I'd rather be pissy than shitty

[Boston Babe 73]

I'd rather be pissy than shitty

Considering the fact that they basically just emptied the toilet in mid air, I'm sure piss was also involved. It's not like a recycling plant where they separate the materials

[Gemini]

Really, I've heard the saying "pissing on your bonfire" but shitting on you party is really too much!

[Jumaki15]

Considering the fact that they basically just emptied the toilet in mid air, I'm sure piss was also involved. It's not like a recycling plant where they separate the materials

Well, maybe Magic Jesus separates it all as it passes by heaven? I'm sure he could find a way to recycle it

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First world problems.

[Jumaki15]

First world problems.

I dunno, I would think just about anywhere in the world, generally someone would prefer not to have another persons shit rain down on them from the sky lol

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She'll never forget that birthday.