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    Send a Vaginal Cleaning Kit - The Ultimate Insult.

    From their website:


    For whatever reason women in 2015 hate the word moist. I?m not sure why but after speaking to my girlfriends it seems that many associate it with being in a constant state of unclendliness. It even makes your mouth feel awkward when you say it (I know you just tried). This is why this product is all the more offensive.

    Imagine a woman receives this package. At first she?s offended someone out there thinks her vag smells. She?s conflicted. She wants to fix this problem but doesn?t want to shell out cash to buy some clensing product.

    She?ll end up using a product called Moist sent by some asshole because the fear of having a vag that smells like a dead bear covered in mayonnaise is too much. You?ve just made that woman your bitch.


    http://www.washyourbox.com/

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    That seems unnecessary......
    Encouraging adult bullying, and general assholeness
    ( not ragging on you juma)

    Not to mention- who the hell would actually use something anonymously sent to them in the mail???
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    Fuck off.

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    Damn...


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    I find it hilarious that YOU are acting all high and mighty toward us when you're posting on here just like anyone else and in addition, defending a murderer. A child murderer, at that. Go fuck a Popsicle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monter View Post
    That seems unnecessary......
    Encouraging adult bullying, and general assholeness
    ( not ragging on you juma)

    Not to mention- who the hell would actually use something anonymously sent to them in the mail???
    Seriously. "What's this? I dunno, but I'm definitely going to rub this all over my vag!" Who does that?
    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    Fuck off.
    That sums up my feelings about this "product" and the person who made it exactly.
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    I want to send a glitterbomb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miller22 View Post
    I want to send a glitterbomb.

    To who?

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    Wtf. I've been around a few women with funky boxes, and I have never said anything because they know. How could you not? Often, it's a underlying condition that's causing the odor, a few are sexual transmitted, ok almost all of them are. However, I think I've read of endometriosis causing an odor. I would never embarrass anyone in this fashion. I would send them a text if they were a close friend and tell them that they need to visit the doctor, or take better care of their hygiene.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Queena View Post
    I would send them a text if they were a close friend and tell them that they need to visit the doctor, or take better care of their hygiene.
    Really? I'm glad I've never been in a position to have to say anything, but I seriously could not imagine even bringing it up How awkward would that be?
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    I don't care about this product but who the hell thinks of moist to mean unclean?
    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Roger View Post
    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Words Words View Post
    I don't care about this product but who the hell thinks of moist to mean unclean?
    People who dont understand how words work...

    And yeah Im with Beli- hell NO Im not bringing that up
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    Quote Originally Posted by M Joy View Post
    To who?
    A whole bunch of neighborhood bitches.

    And also perhaps my brother. Because really, I think it would just piss him the fuck off.

    Quote Originally Posted by Words Words View Post
    I don't care about this product but who the hell thinks of moist to mean unclean?
    Whenever I think of the word moist, I think of this one time in the middle of mass when my Dad leaned over to my Mom and told her my sister was feeling a little moist and needed to go to the bathroom. Yeahhhhh.

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    Sexist and gross

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miller22 View Post
    Whenever I think of the word moist, I think of this one time in the middle of mass when my Dad leaned over to my Mom and told her my sister was feeling a little moist and needed to go to the bathroom. Yeahhhhh.
    omg....now I feel dirty thinking of moist in a dirty way.
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    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Queena View Post
    Wtf. I've been around a few women with funky boxes, and I have never said anything because they know. How could you not? Often, it's a underlying condition that's causing the odor, a few are sexual transmitted, ok almost all of them are. However, I think I've read of endometriosis causing an odor. I would never embarrass anyone in this fashion. I would send them a text if they were a close friend and tell them that they need to visit the doctor, or take better care of their hygiene.
    no. no. no. no. how would extra endometrial tissue cause an odor? infection causes an odor. did you know men get yeast infections, too?

    this shit seriously makes me fucking rage. it plays into the whole fucking bullshit myth that vaginas are dirty, women are dirty and gross, women even love to knock each other down. seriously. fucking RAGE.

    some people smell. men, women, whatever. some of us lack in hygiene. get over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Words Words View Post
    omg....now I feel dirty thinking of moist in a dirty way.
    Yes, that's the sick and twisted way it came off. But really, she was pretty sure she was starting her period and wanted to go take care of it. But yeah, that's how their relationship worked.
    In the end, I think my Dad was my sister's Gay Best Friend.

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    I thought that whole lochia period thing after childbirth smelled bad.

    Putting soap on a nasty snatch is just gonna make it worse. They need a gyn or planned parenthood to get to the bottom of it. But, yeah we don't need any negative thoughts on vaginas being dirty. On the other hand, I don't think anyone protested to much about this



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    I can't be the only woman who associates the word moist with chocolate cake...

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    Thumbs down

    I just think this whole thread is moist in the grossest of ways.

    Look at the name of their website.

    They fucking suck.


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    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to emmieslost again.

    Balls are OUTTIES though!! its like saying someone needs to clean any other part of the body that gets yucky and sweaty.
    Cookies are internal - no one is telling guys to hose out their buttholes!!
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    cunts are also self cleaning organisms. unless you have an infection the body can't take care of on its own. probiotics help when you're taking antibiotics.

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    Yeah, I am failing to see the humor here in trying to humiliate women into submission.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Yeah, I am failing to see the humor here in trying to humiliate women into submission.
    I'm with you on this one.


    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miller22 View Post
    I want to send a glitterbomb.
    I've gotten one. It looked like pcp crazed strippers had a rave in my bedroom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jumaki15 View Post
    I've gotten one. It looked like pcp crazed strippers had a rave in my bedroom
    Was your spring loaded or just the envelope?

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