Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
He got grease IN his eye? Don't people close their eyes when praying? I bet he wasn't even praying, he was probably leaning in to inspect his food. He was a moron and I'm glad he wasn't able to sue.

But, you should always say "hot plate! hot plate!"
If this dude was as religious as he is seeming to be, wouldn't it technically be Gods will to burn his in the eye with grease? Geezy Creezy must have been pissed at the dude, and said, "I don't want to talk to you right now, mofo, fuck off!" and then made the grease burn him. So sayeth the lord