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    Two 12-Year-Old Girls Stabbed Friend 19 Times In Planned Attack, Police Say

    Two 12-year-old Wisconsin girls arrested in the weekend stabbing of their friend plotted for months before the attack, the Waukesha Police Department said Monday.

    The arrest of the girls, who are not identified because of their age, came just hours after they allegedly lured a young female, also 12, into a wooded area to "play a game" and attacked her, police say.

    "One suspect held the victim down while the other suspect stabbed her 19 times in the arms, legs and torso," Waukesha Police Chief Russell Jack said at a Monday press conference.

    The victim, despite having sustained several serious stab wounds to major organs, survived the attack and crawled out of the woods. A passing bicyclist spotted her and called 9-1-1, police said.

    Jack said the two suspects, who were friends with the victim, planned the attack.

    "Based on our investigation, it is believed that the suspects had planned to kill the victim for several months," he said.

    A motive remains unclear, but Jack did say the suspects had an interest in a website "which was a collection of small stories about death and horror." That website has not been named.

    The two suspects are being held on charges of attempted first-degree intentional homicide. They are expected to make their first court appearance Monday, at 2:30 p.m., Eastern time.

    The victim remains hospitalized at Waukesha Memorial Hospital, where she is in stable condition.

    This is a developing story. Please check back for updates.

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    Prosecutors say two 12-year-old southeastern Wisconsin girls stabbed their 12-year-old friend nearly to death in the woods to please a mythological creature they learned about online.

    Both girls were charged as adults with first-degree attempted homicide Monday in Waukesha County Circuit Court; they each face up to 60 years in prison if convicted. A court commissioner set bail at $500,000 cash per child. According to a criminal complaint, the girls had been planning to kill their friend for months and finally made the attempt in a park on Saturday morning, after a slumber party.

    One of the girls told a detective they were trying to become "proxies" of Slender Man, a mythological demon-like character they learned about on creepypasta.wikia.com, a website about horror stories and legends. They planned to run away to the demon's forest mansion after the slaying, the complaint said.

    "I recognize their young ages but it's still unbelievable," Court Commissioner Thomas Pieper said during one of the girls' initial court appearances Monday.

    The victim suffered 19 stab wounds; one missed a major artery near her heart by a millimeter, doctors told police. She was in stable condition Monday. The court documents did not provide her name.

    The Associated Press isn't naming either girl who is charged because at least one of their attorneys plans to pursue moving her case into juvenile court, where proceedings are secret.

    Both girls appeared in court wearing shackles and jail jumpsuits. They were surrounded by sheriff's baliffs, who towered over them. Family members of one of the girls wept openly as reporters snapped photographs. The other girl's family sat stone-faced.

    According to the criminal complaint, one of the girls told an investigator they began planning to kill their friend in December. The other girl told police they decided to kill her so they could become proxies of Slender Man, who would accept them and let them live with him in his mansion in the Nicolet National Forest.

    The other girl said she sees Slender Man in her dreams. She said he watches her and can read her mind and teleport.

    "It's extremely disturbing as a parent and as chief of police," Waukesha Police Chief Russell Jack said at a news conference ahead of the court appearances Monday.

    The girls invited their friend to a slumber party on Friday evening, the complaint said. They planned to kill her during the night so they wouldn't have to look into her eyes, one girl told police, and then run away. They decided to put it off, but the next day, during a hide-and-seek game in a wooded park, they attacked their friend with a knife. One girl told the other to "go ballistic, go crazy," according to the complaint.

    The victim began to scream that she hated them and started stumbling away, one of the girls told police.

    The girls left the victim lying in the woods. She crawled to a road where a bicyclist found her lying on the sidewalk. Police arrived and she gave them the name of one of the girls who attacked her.

    She was rushed into surgery, police said.

    One of the girl's attorneys, Donna Kuchler, asked Pieper to remove reporters from the courtroom because she planned to attempt to get her client waived into juvenile court. Pieper refused. Kuchler escorted the girl's family out of the courtroom, telling reporters only that the family was horrified at what happened.

    The other girl's attorney, Joseph Smith Jr., led her family out of court. He declined to comment.

    Both girls are due back in court on June 11 for a status conference.

    http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/1...times-23959855

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    And this is why my kids will not be allowed to play on the internet. Fucking Slender man? Proxies? The fuck is this? The fuck is that?

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    Morgan Geyser



    Anissa Weier


    12-year-old Morgan Geyser, and 12-year-old Anissa Weier were charged as adults on Monday, June 2nd — accused of stabbing another 12-year-old girl over the weekend. Apparently, all three of the girls in this case were friends.

    The complaint says Weier explained this was a website that talked about horror stories — and people can create their own stories.

    It is on this website that Weier told police she learned about “Slenderman” — the leader of CreepyPasta. Just below Slenderman is the killer. Just below the killer is the proxy. In order to be a proxy,

    Weier explained, you have to kill someone — to show your dedication to Slenderman, according to the complaint.

    The complaint says Weier told police many people do not believe Slenderman is real — and she said she wanted to prove the skeptics wrong.

    The complaint says Weier introduced Morgan Geyser to the CreepyPasta website — according to the complaint.

    The complaint says in December of 2013 or January of 2014, Geyser told Weier — “We should become proxies of Slender.” Weier told police she said: “Okay, how do we do that?”

    That’s when Weier told police Geyser said they needed to kill the victim in this case to prove themselves worthy to Slender, according to the complaint.

    http://fox6now.com/2014/06/02/two-gi...nd/?hpt=ju_bn2

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    I wonder what happened when they met with Slenderman, did he accept them and make them proxies. I really want to know because it's obivous
    he didn't do what he said.

    Maybe they think Slender can make all this stupid justice, jail and prison shite go away.

    !2 yo charged as adults....hmmm.

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    My kids play Slenderman for fun. No-one they know thinks he's actually real?? He doesn't stab anyone, in the online game you're in a dark forest, you have to find 8 notes before he catches you. That's pretty much it. Kids here play it irl at school now that the online game's so popular & it's not much different to hide & seek.

    Some versions are a bit more graphic than others, but as far as games go it's one of the tamer ones & more a suspense/jump scare kind of thing. They might've had a version I haven't seen, but in the versions I've seen/played there's no knives, barely any blood other than on the notes, no mansion, no sacrifices - those parts belong specifically to these two girls & their special brand of "imagination" & have nothing to do with the actual game. You can download countless versions on google play to see what I mean. They could've just as easily tried to sacrifice her to Mr Snuffaluffagus










    ETA ah, these girls were into the myth behind the game. Most kids don't bother getting that far into it. I should've realised these 2 would - & that makes most of my post irrelevant because we'rs talking about very diferent things -


    http://guardianlv.com/2014/06/wiscon...o-slender-man/

    Slender Man is a meme which first appeared on the Internet in 2009 and was discovered by the girls on ?CreepyPasta,? a website of which Slender Man is said to be the leader. The site is devoted to scary tales and old legends of horror to which users can submit their own stories. The tales involving Slender Man describe him as a lanky man with a blank face who wears a suit and attacks children from his home, which is generally located in suburban woods.

    Weier first introduced the site to Geyser in January or February of this year, which led Geyser to suggest that they become proxies of Slender Man in order to prove their dedication to him. One of the girls indicated that Slender Man comes to her in dreams and watches her and that he can read her mind and teleport as well. One of the girls also reportedly stated to police that not many people believe in Slender Man, and she ?wanted to prove the skeptics wrong.? After the attack, which was supposed to kill the third girl, the two alleged assailants planned to escape to the Nicolet National Forest, where the Slender Man is said to make his mansion home.

    A tweet originating from what is said to be the official CreepyPasta Twitter account on Monday said that their hearts go out to the victim.

    During a Monday press conference, the police chief of Waukesha, Wisconsin, asked parents to be involved and to monitor what their children are doing online, stating, ??This should be a wake up call for parents. Parents are strongly encouraged to restrict and monitor their children?s Internet usage.?

    I'm still really not sure how monitoring internet usage would've helped in this case though. Unless they actually left a trail discussing their beliefs & intentions, all they were doing was reading spooky stories really. Frankenweenie is probably spookier to describe than Slenderman.

    Kids in this age group often get interested in ghosts & myths & cryptozoology & it's definitely not a new thing. Once upon a time they read books, now they search it online. Who the hell expects them to take it so seriously they decide to offer up a friend as a blood sacrifice?
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    Fucking 12 year olds stabbing someone? How does this happen? Between mothers killing babies and babies committing such atrocious acts it's becoming all too familiar and very, very sad.

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    Why'd I know it'd be CreepyPasta? Lol. Stupid. Stupid. Just stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seraphim View Post
    Why'd I know it'd be CreepyPasta? Lol. Stupid. Stupid. Just stupid.
    They stabbed her 19 times and she survived? They are like the worst Slendermen ever. Pretty sure they failed to qualify as proxies.

    Also, there's a CrappyPasta website. I think it would be more appropriate for these idiots.
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    Slenderman and creepy pasta? GTFO.

    Looks like the parents are getting geared up to blame the school.



    The girls told investigators they believed the Slender Man was real and they wanted to prove it by slaughtering their friend after inviting her for a sleepover in the Milwaukee suburb of Waukesha, Wisconsin.
    The girls told police they read about the fictional character on a website known as Creepypasta Wiki, where scary stories are submitted by users.
    One of the suspects is understood to have told police a user must kill someone in order to climb into the Slender Man's realm, CNN has reported.
    Court documents tell a horrifying story of two pre-teen girls from a quiet town who coldly carried out a brutal and intimate attack on another 12-year-old Saturday after the three spent two days sleeping over and playing hide-and-seek together

    When the girl escaped in the midst of the assault, her assailants grabbed her and pulled her into the woods and told her to lay down and be quiet, hoping she would bleed out and die, according to court documents.
    She eventually crawled out of the woods, covered in blood after being stabbed in the legs, arms and torso. A passing cyclist saw her and called police. The girl was taken to the hospital and is expected to live, despite being stabbed a dozen and a half times.

    Surgeons say she was a 'millimeter from death' - one of the stab wounds nearly sliced open a major artery.
    'It was weird that I didn't feel remorse,' one of the girls told detectives.
    'The bad part of me wanted her to die, the good part of me wanted her to live,' the other girl said.

    Both girls are charged as adults with attempted per-meditated murder. If convicted, they face 65 years in prison and are being held on $500,000 bail each.
    The girls were found walking near an interstate highway shortly after their victim was rescued. They had a backpack full of snacks and a five-inch knife. They said they had planned to run away and join the Slender Man in his mansion in the woods outside of town. One girl even had a picture of her family with her. She said she packed it because she didn't want to forget what they looked like.

    The Slender Man is a prevalent internet myth that has been a viral sensation since it emerged online in 2009. The paranormal creature stalks, abducts and traumatizes children for its own amusement. It can also supposedly control people and communicate telepathically.
    The girls said they believed the 'Slender Man' was real after reading stories about him online on a site called CreepyPasta Wiki, where users can submit their own scary stories.

    Every student at the middle school where the girls attend had recently been given iPads. Parents say officials promised to monitor the students' online activity, but never did.
    'I recognize their young ages but it's still unbelievable,' Court Commissioner Thomas Pieper said during one of the girls' initial court appearances Monday.
    Both girls appeared in court wearing shackles and jail jumpsuits. They were surrounded by sheriff's baliffs, who towered over them. Family members of one of the girls wept openly as reporters snapped photographs. The other girl's family sat stone-faced.



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    The Slender Man is a fictional character prevalent on the internet after originating as a meme in 2009.
    The mythical creature is often depicted as an unnaturally tall, thin figure with a blank, featureless face, wearing a black suit.
    The character is said to have long, tentacle-like arms, which can be extended to capture prey.
    It is said to stalk, abduct and traumatize children and, depending on interpretations of the myth, can cause memory loss, insomnia and paranoia.
    It is also said to be able to create distortions in photographs and teleport.
    It is understood to have originated in a photoshop contest on the Something Awful Forums in 2009.
    It then went viral with numerous works of fanart and short scary stories published online known as 'creepypasta'.

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    there was an episode of 'supernatural' recently about the legend of slenderman and two dumbass men from the town went around pretending to be him to kill victims. of course sam and dean knew it was a fake because duh... everyone knows it's fake, unlike bigfoot and nessie.
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    This statement is posted on the creepypasta website- (I'm kind of surprised it hasn't been taken down. good for them!)

    http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Us...ality,_and_You

    Fiction, Reality, and You

    I guess I need to address this because it is now relevant. If you haven't heard already, two 12-year-old Wisconsin girls attempted to murder one of their classmates because they were inspired by the Slenderman mythology. I won't go much details so here is the article of the story.

    According to the story, the girls read about Slenderman here on this wiki, and of course the usual response lead to hostility and blaming towards the wiki by some "very concerned parents". Some calling for the censorship and shutdown of the wiki.

    Will these people succeed on their quest? Most likely not. These are the same people who think violent video games help create mass murderers, because it is convenient to blame and point fingers.

    Besides the backlash, this incident shows what happens when the line of fiction and reality ceases to exist. When a person truly believes that Internet short stories are cold hard facts. When a person attempts to replicate works of fiction to the point others are harmed. And for this, I'm going to make myself loud and clear:

    ALL WORKS PRESENTED ON THIS WIKI AND OTHER SITES (INCLUDING SLENDERMAN, JEFF THE KILLER, BEN, SONIC.EXE, ETC) ARE FICTIONAL STORIES AND CHARACTERS

    Of course, only a small minority of people (mostly newcomers) on the wiki (and the Internet) truly believe what they read here. And for most people, they will not attempt replicate atrocities presented in some of the literature on the wiki. Something like this was bound to happen, considering the size of Creepypasta community. All it take is one person to do something insane and radical in the name of someone or something.

    This is an isolated incident, and does represent or attribute the Creepypasta community as a whole. This wiki does not endorse or advocate for killing, worship, and otherwise replication of rituals of fictional works. There is a line of between fiction and reality, and it is up to you to realize where the line is. We are a literature site, not a satanic cult.

    For most of you reading this, you probably thinking this is a no-brainier that stories here are mere fiction and know that they are just mere fiction. This blog addresses to newcomers and "die-hard believers", who will otherwise, likely to believe in these stories.

    Hopefully, the gruesome crime that happened in Wisconsin will not repeat itself again.
    *will not repeat itself again*

    who wrote this- a 12-year-old??
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    My kids play slenderman too!!! My teen and his friends for the last 3 years have gotten together and done this in the woods near our home...in the dead of night. I had about 18 kids, boys and girls, ranging in age from 10-17 and they had too much fun scaring the bejezus out of each other and themselves.

    And those little bitches are wayyy out of touch with reality. Great parenting right there, for sure.



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    My kids play Slenderman for fun. No-one they know thinks he's actually real?? He doesn't stab anyone, in the online game you're in a dark forest, you have to find 8 notes before he catches you. That's pretty much it. Kids here play it irl at school now that the online game's so popular & it's not much different to hide & seek.

    Some versions are a bit more graphic than others, but as far as games go it's one of the tamer ones & more a suspense/jump scare kind of thing. They might've had a version I haven't seen, but in the versions I've seen/played there's no knives, barely any blood other than on the notes, no mansion, no sacrifices - those parts belong specifically to these two girls & their special brand of "imagination" & have nothing to do with the actual game. You can download countless versions on google play to see what I mean. They could've just as easily tried to sacrifice her to Mr Snuffaluffagus










    ETA ah, these girls were into the myth behind the game. Most kids don't bother getting that far into it. I should've realised these 2 would - & that makes most of my post irrelevant because we'rs talking about very diferent things -


    http://guardianlv.com/2014/06/wiscon...o-slender-man/




    I'm still really not sure how monitoring internet usage would've helped in this case though. Unless they actually left a trail discussing their beliefs & intentions, all they were doing was reading spooky stories really. Frankenweenie is probably spookier to describe than Slenderman.

    Kids in this age group often get interested in ghosts & myths & cryptozoology & it's definitely not a new thing. Once upon a time they read books, now they search it online. Who the hell expects them to take it so seriously they decide to offer up a friend as a blood sacrifice?
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    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post


    Anissa Weier


    The complaint says Weier told police many people do not believe Slenderman is real--and she said she wanted to prove the skeptics wrong.

    The complaint says Weier introduced Morgan Geyser to the CreepyPasta website.

    Weier said she sees Slender Man in her dreams. She said he watches her and can read her mind and teleport.

    The complaint says in December of 2013 or January of 2014, Geyser told Weier "We should become proxies of Slender." Weier told police she said: "Okay, how do we do that?"

    That's when Weier told police Geyser said they needed to kill the victim in this case to prove themselves worthy to Slender, according to the complaint.

    http://fox6now.com/2014/06/02/two-gi...nd/?hpt=ju_bn2
    okay, this little girl has some MH issues going on IMO.

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    The image Berm posted is kinda creepy. But in a good way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by *crickets* View Post
    okay, this little girl has some MH issues going on IMO.
    One of those kids sounds like she was having problems distinguishing between reality and fiction. When she started talking about how Slenderman could read her mind and teleport I knew something was very wrong with her pattern of thinking.

    I don't think the parents will win a suit against the school, so many other kids play this game and don't try to kill people. I want to know why the girls would want to live with that Slenderman guy anyway, he is scary looking!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miller22 View Post
    The image Berm posted is kinda creepy. But in a good way.
    Yeah I scrolled passed it quickly when my daughter came in the room. Bet that creepy motherfucker can slam dunk the shit out of a basketball.

    And EVERY student got an ipad?! I haven't had a raise in 6 years in the school system and Wisconsin kids are scoring iPads just for being a student. Total bullshark
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    They can't just stab someone over a boy or gang beef? Why does suburbia have to get so fucking creative?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    They can't just stab someone over a boy or gang beef? Why does suburbia have to get so fucking creative?
    No shit, I'm not going to be quite so nasty to the two weird neighborhood girls from now on.

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    I was about to be annoyed that this thread was still active, but I see now it's morphed into offers of sex for chilli confectionary, so carry on guys :)

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    I have a 12 year old who is scared shitless of Slenderman. WTF.

    Am I turning into my parents by saying kids these days?

    FFS they're 12!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    One of those kids sounds like she was having problems distinguishing between reality and fiction. When she started talking about how Slenderman could read her mind and teleport I knew something was very wrong with her pattern of thinking.
    Right?? Those are some heavy-duty delusions.


    here is a wiki written by the admin. of the creepypasta website. He seems to be about 14 years old-->
    Haunted Enchiladas

    It was lunch time and I was hungry. I waited the long line right behind a bunch of fat kids to get my lunch. Once I got to the front, I saw one enchilada left.

    "Miss, can I have that?" I asked the big ugly lunchlady.

    "Sure you can. Good luck." She gives off a smile showing her nasty yellow teeth.

    "Good luck?" I questioned myself but then shook it off.

    "Dumb fat bitch." I remarked.

    I got to my table where all my outcast reject fagwhores were. I sat down and noticed a horrible stench in air, even my idiot friends noticed. It was my enchilada giving that disgusting smell.

    "Are you actually going to eat that?!" One of my bitch friends said.

    "Shut the fuck up! I'll eat what I want." I snapped back.

    I did the unthinkable and shoved a chunk of enchilada into my mouth. Big mistake, the taste was so horrible it made my soul cry. I gagged and vomited all over my friend that was sitting right to me.

    "DUDE! WTF!" My faggot friend yelled in anger.

    I ran to the water fountain and tried to rid the agonizing taste in my mouth but it was futile. I ran to the nurse vomiting on every kid and teacher in my path. Once I got to the nurse, she immediately sent me home. My mom picked me up from school carrying trash bags to vomit in.

    On the way the back to my house, I filled the trash bag and then exploded in the car. My mom screamed and I heard a loud booming voice, "YOU ARE DOOMED!"

    I thought it was the wind so I ignored it.

    Once we got to my house and cleaned up the vomit, I was sent to bed. I had massive violent super uber diarrhea that lasted for hours. While in the restroom, feeling the liquified shit gushing out of my asshole; I got a text message that said:

    "You shouldn't have done that."

    I thought "OMG BEN" and then I started shitting bricks that broke the toilet letting all my shit pour over the floor.

    After that, I started to feel better so I got my computer and started fapping to porn. While watching "10 guys, one ass" It started showing pictures of mutilated enchiladas and a demonic voice saying, "YOUR END IS NEAR!"

    I got so scared that I jumped out the window.

    I woke up in a hospital bed and the doctor walks in the room.

    "You're a stupid ass faggot for jumping out the window." The doctor snared.

    I responded back, "Go fuck yourself and go suck a dick."

    "You know what! I will!" The gay doctor said with pride as he walked out the room with a male nurse.

    Once I and my mom left the hospital, I asked her:

    "What are we having for dinner?"

    She replied, "Enchiladas."

    Written by Sloshedtrain

    http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Haunted_Enchiladas
    Last edited by *crickets*; 06-03-2014 at 05:05 PM.

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    dafuq is wrong with these kids? are they really that stupid? holy shit. this is like a 12 year old still believing in santa.

    if they're mentally ill (like legitimately) doesn't that shit usually present later in life? O.o
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