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    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    You are fucking gross. Please seek help.
    Hey un, have you ever signed up for a website, I dunno, mommy and me or something, and looked around and thought to yourself: self, I seem to be the only person here who feels the need to post a bunch of crap about my weird death sex fetishes. Aw, fuck it... They need to know!
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    Hey un, have you ever signed up for a website, I dunno, mommy and me or something, and looked around and thought to yourself: self, I seem to be the only person here who feels the need to post a bunch of crap about my weird death sex fetishes. Aw, fuck it... They need to know!
    Dude, that's all I do. Have I mentioned that sharks make me horny? I know it's weird, but man I'd like to have sex with one. It's so.....what's the word......EROTIC.
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    Dude, that's all I do. Have I mentioned that sharks make me horny? I know it's weird, but man I'd like to have sex with one. It's so.....what's the word......EROTIC.
    Aw man, I bet shark week is a blast at your house.
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    Aw man, I bet shark week is a blast at your house.
    So much masturbation.
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    So much masturbation.
    Shark week is a family affair at my house so unless I get all up into incest, masturbation is a no-go.
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    Shark week is a family affair at my house so unless I get all up into incest, masturbation is a no-go.
    You don't masturbate in front of your family? It's erotic, you square!
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    You don't masturbate in front of your family? It's erotic, you square!
    That's exactly what they keep trying to tell me. Family masturbation is sort of like religion. Either you believe in it or you don't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    That's exactly what they keep trying to tell me. Family masturbation is sort of like religion. Either you believe in it or you don't.
    Truth. I try not to push my beliefs on others, but in this case....you're missing out.
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Do you have any facts to back that up?
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    Do you have any facts to back that up?
    Only the kind that aren't factual.
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    I'm confused by you, Amanda. I really want you to be a part of the forum, but you're a very confusing poster. On one hand I like that you're really different, on the other hand I'm trying to figure out if you're just trolling us.

    See, your posts are so outrageous in some cases.
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    I'm confused by you, Amanda. I really want you to be a part of the forum, but you're a very confusing poster. On one hand I like that you're really different, on the other hand I'm trying to figure out if you're just trolling us.

    See, your posts are so outrageous in some cases.
    I'm curious as to why she ditched her cutiepie profile for a new one.
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    Getting arrested for coke in Vegas is like being found eating a chocolate bar in the willy wonka factory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strmmrgrrl View Post
    I'm curious as to why she ditched her cutiepie profile for a new one.
    This.
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Ah. Found it.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    I'm confused by you, Amanda. I really want you to be a part of the forum, but you're a very confusing poster. On one hand I like that you're really different, on the other hand I'm trying to figure out if you're just trolling us.

    See, your posts are so outrageous in some cases.
    Jesus, why?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Jesus, why?
    Certainly a head scratcher, that.
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Jesus, why?
    I was trying to be nice and welcoming We get accused of being harsh on noobs. I didn't REALLY mean it. Tone would have helped there.
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    I was trying to be nice and welcoming We get accused of being harsh on noobs. I didn't REALLY mean it. Tone would have helped there.
    Pro tip: if a noob goes through bumping old threads to talk about how she likes to fantasize about fucking corpses, there is no need to be nice and welcoming.
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmandaGunn View Post
    Lol, sorry,I'm sadomasochist, ant just imagining her on top of me and forcing me to do things with her are creepy disgustedly hot
    Then you're actually a gerontophile.



    & a sad little attention-seeker, but that part goes without saying (this is just to make sure YOU know everyone's saying it - & if you're like this irl too then I do mean EVERYONE).

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    You guys are 99% likely talking to this guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    You guys are 99% likely talking to this guy
    Ooooh...erotic...







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    I WILL STICK MY DICK IN YOUR HEAD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monter View Post
    Ooooh...erotic...







    Ha! Yeah...thinking about that guy forcing me to do sexual things is so creepily erotic. WHO SAYS SEXUAL ASSAULT IS EROTIC???!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monter View Post
    Ooooh...erotic...







    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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