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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    did anyone actually call?
    I don't think so. I have a spoof card and can call without them knowing my number, but what would I say? I can't find your wife, but we are organizing a search party?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TupeloHoney View Post

    All written by the same cat.
    Not my cat, just to clear that up. My cat was in the basement. Wifi signal sucks down there, no way to post.
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    SMH. White people! Always trying to help and shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShellJett View Post
    I'm so confused. Is Sassy really Lana who is really Marcie, the exprosecutorlady who drank Bactine?
    You said the name!

    Don't say the name!





    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    did anyone actually call?
    Hell no.



    Quote Originally Posted by Feetprints View Post
    Not my cat, just to clear that up. My cat was in the basement. Wifi signal sucks down there, no way to post.
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    I will out think the fucking pants off of you and you would thank me for helping you out of them.

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    doesn't olivia have access to her facebook? she could check.
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    doesn't olivia have access to her facebook? she could check.
    I called..
    The number is disconnected..
    Mystery solved..
    I'm fucked because I said "the name"..

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    well, that was anti-climactic.
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShellJett View Post
    I don't think so. I have a spoof card and can call without them knowing my number, but what would I say? I can't find your wife, but we are organizing a search party?

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    well, that was anti-climactic.
    No shit. I used the same number I called as the one to show up on the caller ID. I was going to ask whoever answered where I could purchase Bactine. It's time for me to step away from the computer and that damn Morgan thread.

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    Yeah, this has nothing to do w/the Morgan thread or any of the crazy cast of characters it contained.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShellJett View Post
    I'm so confused. Is Sassy really Lana who is really Marcie, the exprosecutorlady who drank Bactine?
    No. Sassy has a better grasp of grammar and spelling than ex-prosecutor whore lady. You'd have to triple the amount of ellipses to get it up to Marcie's level.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miller22 View Post
    Yeah, this has nothing to do w/the Morgan thread or any of the crazy cast of characters it contained.
    Quote Originally Posted by hamdinger125 View Post
    No. Sassy has a better grasp of grammar and spelling than ex-prosecutor whore lady. You'd have to triple the amount of ellipses to get it up to Marcie's level.
    In one of Sassy's posts (4/1 at 10:46) there is a reference to a Lana. I don't know who is supposed to be the writer in that post, but it refers to her as Lana. I made a big leap, but this is so fucked up that nothing would surprise me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TupeloHoney View Post
    All those posts were written by the same person. I have no doubt. Sassypants' little punctuation quirk gave her away.. this.. the two-thirds ellipsis.. It's used liberally in posts made by both Sassy and the "husband".. in this thread as well as the apology thread.

    There's also a lot of THIS!!! and THIS??! in the posts!!!!??

    All written by the same cat.


    You're just too sweet, Nic.
    You would make a great detective! I never even thought to look at that.

    I guess I do always try to look for the good in people and give the benefit of the doubt. I guess I was just thinking, what if something happened to her, and we are all joking around. I just started to feel a little guilty is all.


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    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??
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    Happy Birthday! I hid a dead body in your backyard to celebrate. Good luck finding it under the cement. You can only use a stick to look for it.

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    does someone have a picture of lana? i can compare it to sassy's to see if its the same person.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gawna View Post
    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
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    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    oh, nevermind. i remember that bactine lady. not same cat.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gawna View Post
    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    did anyone actually call?
    It'll probably activate a remote explosion or a send you a free incontinence pad sample or something if you do. There'll be a reason it was that number.

    Don't trust it.

    It's a conspiracy.


    Or maybe it's a code ...




    I'm going to go play in the Tamam Shud thread now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    It'll probably activate a remote explosion or a send you a free incontinence pad sample or something if you do. There'll be a reason it was that number.

    Don't trust it.

    It's a conspiracy.


    Or maybe it's a code ...




    I'm going to go play in the Tamam Shud thread now.
    Holy smokes, ShellJet blew up a Florida jail by calling that number! http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/1...osion-23543370

    I can verify that the number is a Florida number, cause I have the same area code.

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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    Holy smokes, ShellJet blew up a Florida jail by calling that number! http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/1...osion-23543370

    I can verify that the number is a Florida number, cause I have the same area code.
    I just realized that it was probably the same jail that Sassypant's husband went to. OMG, this was planned all along. He needed help breaking out after he was locked up. It WAS a conspiracy and all of us on MDS are now involved. Why didn't we realize it sooner?! Oh the humanity!

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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    Holy smokes, ShellJet blew up a Florida jail by calling that number! http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/1...osion-23543370

    I can verify that the number is a Florida number, cause I have the same area code.

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    I work with Alzheimer's/dementia...and about eight years ago had a gentleman who would say all day "Where's my wife". Every time it see this thread, I start saying it like he did...

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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    I just realized that it was probably the same jail that Sassypant's husband went to. OMG, this was planned all along. He needed help breaking out after he was locked up. It WAS a conspiracy and all of us on MDS are now involved. Why didn't we realize it sooner?! Oh the humanity!
    I bet that poor guy has been wondering why it took someone so long to call that number! He's been waiting for over a month for someone to help him break out! We're pretty pathetic at aiding and abetting jailbreaks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    I just realized that it was probably the same jail that Sassypant's husband went to. OMG, this was planned all along. He needed help breaking out after he was locked up. It WAS a conspiracy and all of us on MDS are now involved. Why didn't we realize it sooner?! Oh the humanity!
    You are giving way too much intellectual credit here, I'm afraid! but DAMN what a great Investigation Discovery episode this would make!
    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star
    I was about to be annoyed that this thread was still active, but I see now it's morphed into offers of sex for chilli confectionary, so carry on guys :)

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    Is this shit still going on??

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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash bitchy blonde View Post
    Is this shit still going on??
    Comes and goes...
    Wheres Bean? I wanna poke her with a stick
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monter View Post
    Comes and goes...
    Wheres Bean? I wanna poke her with a stick
    Bad Monter, behave! Shit's finally got quiet - let's enjoy it and not fees the drama llama

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miller22 View Post
    Bad Monter, behave! Shit's finally got quiet - let's enjoy it and not fees the drama llama

    Fun ruiner....(But I love you)
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