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    If this is what I miss when I get too caught up in real life then I vow, w/ my dog as my witness, to quit real life and stay forever glued to this site. I just need to move to the other end of the couch, I think I wet myself a little laughing.
    Marshmallow here is the one I liken to Ed Gein... Originally Posted by Heartbroken1


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    This thread made me 😂.

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    Best thread ever. Funny that she hasn't logged in since. Did mr sassypants get to her? Or just the embarrassment?

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    I keep opening this thread hoping she's been found
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    I bet Dick Tipps is somehow mixed up in this.

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    And Jahi McMath's mom.

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    And Morgan's stalkers.
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    She Killed Biggie, Tupac, AND JonBenet, Didn't She?
    Oh God, Stop The Voices *SCREAM*

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrBoddy2005 View Post
    She Killed Biggie, Tupac, AND JonBenet, Didn't She?
    Heard Maura Murray is in her basement, just sayin.

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    LULZ
    Oh God, Stop The Voices *SCREAM*

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    Please quit bumping this stupid thread with this shit.
    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star
    I was about to be annoyed that this thread was still active, but I see now it's morphed into offers of sex for chilli confectionary, so carry on guys :)

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    Has anyone seen my Husband? He was just here and now he's gone. TELL ME! TELL ME WHERE HE IS!!!! YOU ALL KNOW AND YOU WON'T TELL ME!!!
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    Quote Originally Posted by SuchAClassicGirl View Post
    Please quit bumping this stupid thread with this shit.
    No. Unsubscribe from it ho.

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    I heard she ran off with Drew Peterson

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    I heard she controls the weather and wrote the screenplay to glitter!

    (I <3 you if you actually get the reference)

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    Quote Originally Posted by strozzapreti View Post
    I heard she controls the weather and wrote the screenplay to glitter!

    (I <3 you if you actually get the reference)
    You know I do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strozzapreti View Post
    I heard she controls the weather and wrote the screenplay to glitter!

    (I <3 you if you actually get the reference)
    I <3 you, too.
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    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    Woah!!!!!!! I gor 2 months left before I get my free t-shirt!! YEAH
    Gooble goble gooble goble one of us one of us. t(-_-)t

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    Nooo lol That's what makes this site great! There's so much bad shit posted,that we need the humor to level it out.
    What screws us up most in life,is the picture in our heads of how it's supposed to be..

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    How fucking big is their house that they can't even find each other?

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    Quote Originally Posted by puke View Post
    I bet Dick Tipps is somehow mixed up in this.
    I'm sure he is but ... just a little
    Marshmallow here is the one I liken to Ed Gein... Originally Posted by Heartbroken1


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    Quote Originally Posted by McCourt View Post
    How fucking big is their house that they can't even find each other?
    It's a studio apartment. They're just really shitty at looking.

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    This is the first time I have read this thread. It puts my crazy into perspective and I feel a lot better about myself now.

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    I love finding the random old crazy on MDS. Can you tell I'm bored at work
    Quote Originally Posted by ZoMyGoddess! View Post
    maybe when the check comes next time, just throw your dick on the table and be like "if you got the check, i got dessert"

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    Oh this thread...


    Quote Originally Posted by marakisses View Post
    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??
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    Happy Birthday! I hid a dead body in your backyard to celebrate. Good luck finding it under the cement. You can only use a stick to look for it.

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