I love puppies. I even gave one mouth to mouth once because he stopped breathing, with a mouth guard of course. The vet was busy trying to get the other puppies out during a doggie c-section. But there is no way I would nurse a puppy, that's just too freaky deeky. You can whip up puppy formula fairly quick and easy with common kitchen ingredients.
This is a real thing. The CPR part. For my work I became certified in pet CPR and First Aid. Good for you!
God help a human that drops dead beside me though
And breast feeding a puppy. Yeah. No.
Originally Posted by Nic B
That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
Originally Posted by Nic B
You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass
This is a real thing. The CPR part. For my work I became certified in pet CPR and First Aid. Good for you! God help a human that drops dead beside me though
And breast feeding a puppy. Yeah. No.
I'm glad I came in for the rest though. I was avoiding this thread like rape.
In other news I found a dog running down the middle of a busy street this morning. I'll be taking him to the Humane Society. I'm happy to report that I haven't let him suck on my tit.
Originally Posted by Nic B
That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
Originally Posted by Nic B
You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass