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    Quote Originally Posted by queenaevadamthng View Post
    I love puppies. I even gave one mouth to mouth once because he stopped breathing, with a mouth guard of course. The vet was busy trying to get the other puppies out during a doggie c-section. But there is no way I would nurse a puppy, that's just too freaky deeky. You can whip up puppy formula fairly quick and easy with common kitchen ingredients.
    This is a real thing. The CPR part. For my work I became certified in pet CPR and First Aid. Good for you!
    God help a human that drops dead beside me though

    And breast feeding a puppy. Yeah. No.
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    Mouth to mouth on a puppy I can get behind.

    A puppy suckling on my tit? Nopenopenope.
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    I'd let just about any animal out there, cat, dog, zebra, emu suckle on my teet.



    You guys are just dum.

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    You forgot: "BOOYA!"
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    Oh. BOOYA!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    This is a real thing. The CPR part. For my work I became certified in pet CPR and First Aid. Good for you!
    God help a human that drops dead beside me though

    And breast feeding a puppy. Yeah. No.


    I'm glad I came in for the rest though. I was avoiding this thread like rape.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post


    I'm glad I came in for the rest though. I was avoiding this thread like rape.
    I have no clue how to do CPR on a human lol. Not that I wouldn't try. But can't you get sued for that crap if you're not certified?
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    In other news I found a dog running down the middle of a busy street this morning. I'll be taking him to the Humane Society. I'm happy to report that I haven't let him suck on my tit.
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    Prude.

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