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    Memphis grandmother calls 911 for beer

    Well, it may have SEEMED like an emergency when a grandmother in Memphis called 911.

    She was out of beer, calling 911 seeking "police assistance in getting a beer."


    http://www.wrcbtv.com/story/24354625...s-911-for-beer

    MEMPHIS, TN (AP) - Authorities say a Memphis grandmother was arrested after she called 911 for beer.

    A police affidavit shows that 68-year-old Rosie M. Pate was taken into custody Wednesday night, charged with domestic assault and making a 911 call in a non-emergency situation.

    Police said Pate became angry with her granddaughter and slapped her with an open hand when she wouldn't buy Pate beer. The affidavit said Pate then dialed 911 seeking "police assistance in getting a beer."

    Pate was released from jail on her own accord and she has a court date Friday. Court records do not show if she has a lawyer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
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    Wtf ani?? I was picturing a more ghetto, hillbilly, white trash group of people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
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    The best I can do on short notice.

    May as well show his dawgs...









    Sorry for getting carried away
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
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    OH.MY.GOD!!!!!!

    What have we done?

    Shit, I wanted to see granny light one on fire.

    The second granny, party granny from hell has lost her tits. Where did they go?
    Last edited by u2addict; 01-04-2014 at 04:25 PM. Reason: granny tits

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    Quote Originally Posted by u2addict View Post

    The second granny, party granny from hell has lost her tits. Where did they go?
    I'll bet the bank they're hiding somewhere with the rest of her body. Holy anorexic!
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    I was about to be annoyed that this thread was still active, but I see now it's morphed into offers of sex for chilli confectionary, so carry on guys :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by u2addict View Post
    OH.MY.GOD!!!!!!

    What have we done?

    Shit, I wanted to see granny light one on fire.

    The second granny, party granny from hell has lost her tits. Where did they go?
    Tranny Granny?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    Tranny Granny?

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    Oh god. That is MUCH more so what I was thinking.
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Haha. This thread is awesome.

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