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    Santa Claus found dead after a work Christmas party

    A MAN dressed as Santa Claus was found dead after a work Christmas party.
    The man had threatened two fellow party goers with a knife at the event in Yakutsk, the capital city of the Sakha Republic in Russia, UPI reported.
    The man was subdued and taken outside and his feet and hands were tied with rope.
    The man's girlfriend reportedly tied her scarf around his mouth to stop him from yelling.
    The girlfriend escorted the guests out of the property and it was when she returned to check on her boyfriend that she discovered he was dead, investigators said.
    Investigators are still trying to establish a cause of death.

    http://www.news.com.au/world/man-dre...-1226789502427


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    Damn Santa...have you given the wrong person a lump of coal?

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    Dammit! Santa is from Russia? I always thought he came from Germany! AND he has a girlfriend?! He totally cheated on Mrs. Claus!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    Dammit! Santa is from Russia? I always thought he came from Germany! AND he has a girlfriend?! He totally cheated on Mrs. Claus!

    Childhood dreams = destroyed.
    Woah, hold on there...I thought Santa was from the North freekin pole, for crying out loud.

    BB, you went and ruined it for me!
    Last edited by u2addict; 12-25-2013 at 01:32 AM. Reason: from is better than froN

    Fibro Fog has taken over. I am in a constant state of dyscognition so please excuse my retardation.
    'The worst things in the world are justified by belief'- Raised by Wolves SOI

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    God is a mirror in which each man sees himself/ Hell is place where you don't need anyone's help"


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    Scream without raising your voice~

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    last known picture of santa:

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