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    Public Sex Arrest Woman Mistakes Cheeseburger For Shoe, Loganville, Georgia

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...-sandal-675432


    Meet Rachel Gossett.



    The 25-year-old Georgia woman was arrested early Sunday when cops spotted her having sex with Frank Lucas, 27, inside a Dodge truck parked outside a Waffle House restaurant.

    As noted by the Loganville Police Department officer who broke up the 1:30 AM encounter, Gossett was pantsless and straddling Lucas in the front seat of the car (which reeked of booze). When confronted by a cop, Lucas pulled up his pants.

    Gossett, on the other hand, ?jumped into the passenger seat and just sat there,? according to a police report. An officer added, ?I had to tell the female numerous times to get dressed before she finally did.?

    But that was not a smooth process: ?When the female finally got dressed she attempted to put a cheese burger on her foot as if it were a sandal,? reported Officer Joshua Brickle. Yes, that?s right, Gossett mistook a burger for footwear.

    Subsequent Breathalyzer tests confirmed the obvious: Gossett?s blood alcohol content level was more than two times the .08 legal limit, while Lucas blew a .154.

    ?Due to their extremely intoxicated state and their fornicating in a business parking lot,? the argumentative and incoherent Gossett and Lucas (seen above) were arrested for loitering and public drunkenness and transported to the Walton County jail.


    See also

    http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/rea...aign=lifestyle




    &

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-n...ng-sex-2712423

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    Weird thread title.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hamdinger125 View Post
    Weird thread title.
    I had to read the thread just to make sense of it.


    I yawn at this. Go to the local mall at any given point in the day and you'll find someone having sex in a car.
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    wha? i don't see the problem here...
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    wha? i don't see the problem here...
    Pleeeease post us a picture of your shoes. Now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    Pleeeease post us a picture of your shoes. Now.
    to get around town:



    and after dark:



    what can i say... they go with my favorite dress!

    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
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    Hahaha. I should've guessed there'd be real burger attire somewhere out there in the our big old crazy world. Maybe mistaking that cheeseburger for her shoe wasn't quite so silly afterall



    But unless you like your skin magenta, you'd never stick your foot in an Aussie burger - they're all full of beetroot

    Last edited by blighted star; 12-02-2013 at 08:50 PM.

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    Burger with the works!
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    damn that's a crazy ass burger.
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    Aussies don't fuck around.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    guess not! i've never had a burger with egg on it but i hear that it's all the rage now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    guess not! i've never had a burger with egg on it but i hear that it's all the rage now.
    With the exception of the beatroot, this is the shit.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    i don't actually know what beetroot is. i'm assuming it's beets or beets related?
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    i don't actually know what beetroot is. i'm assuming it's beets or beets related?


    Yup, beets is beets. Yummy.

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