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    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    I still laugh to the point of tears when I think about it. What's worse is that I still have it. We got back down the hill, walked across the bridge, got in the car and he handed me a tissue. I opened it and it was the rest of my damn snack. If I could figure out how to post a picture I'd show it, until then you have to take my word for it. At least my sock drawer tastes fragrant.
    You should find that business and leave a review for their terrible snacks. j/k

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    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    I still laugh to the point of tears when I think about it. What's worse is that I still have it. We got back down the hill, walked across the bridge, got in the car and he handed me a tissue. I opened it and it was the rest of my damn snack. If I could figure out how to post a picture I'd show it, until then you have to take my word for it. At least my sock drawer tastes fragrant.
    Tastes? Have you taste tested it?

    Sorry couldn't help it!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    Tastes? Have you taste tested it?

    Sorry couldn't help it!
    I laughed too. It's one of those once you've tasted it, the smell will always remind you of the taste, types of things.
    Marshmallow here is the one I liken to Ed Gein... Originally Posted by Heartbroken1


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    Tastes? Have you taste tested it?

    Sorry couldn't help it!
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    I laughed too. It's one of those once you've tasted it, the smell will always remind you of the taste, types of things.
    LMAO, I didn't even notice that is what she said. Poor Marshmellow will never be able to forget that taste!

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    Earlier this week someone knocks on our door. I thought it was the neighbor and didn't want to talk to them so I whispered to my husband to not answer the door. They rang several times and I just rolled my eyes and shook my head no. I wait a few minutes and peep and they are gone. I open the door and see that there's a certified mail notice on my door. Crap...it wasn't the neighbor, it was the mailman. About 10 minutes later my husband walks out front to go to the mailbox (it's not up by our front door) and there in the driveway is the mailman. His mailtruck broke down. He was like "oh, hey, sorry that my mailtruck broke down in your driveway, but here's your certified mail since you didn't answer the door when I rang the doorbell". Oops. I thought it was funny but was a little bit embarrassed too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    Earlier this week someone knocks on our door. I thought it was the neighbor and didn't want to talk to them so I whispered to my husband to not answer the door. They rang several times and I just rolled my eyes and shook my head no. I wait a few minutes and peep and they are gone. I open the door and see that there's a certified mail notice on my door. Crap...it wasn't the neighbor, it was the mailman. About 10 minutes later my husband walks out front to go to the mailbox (it's not up by our front door) and there in the driveway is the mailman. His mailtruck broke down. He was like "oh, hey, sorry that my mailtruck broke down in your driveway, but here's your certified mail since you didn't answer the door when I rang the doorbell". Oops. I thought it was funny but was a little bit embarrassed too.
    So he realized you were ducking him

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    So he realized you were ducking him
    Yeah

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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    Earlier this week someone knocks on our door. I thought it was the neighbor and didn't want to talk to them so I whispered to my husband to not answer the door. They rang several times and I just rolled my eyes and shook my head no. I wait a few minutes and peep and they are gone. I open the door and see that there's a certified mail notice on my door. Crap...it wasn't the neighbor, it was the mailman. About 10 minutes later my husband walks out front to go to the mailbox (it's not up by our front door) and there in the driveway is the mailman. His mailtruck broke down. He was like "oh, hey, sorry that my mailtruck broke down in your driveway, but here's your certified mail since you didn't answer the door when I rang the doorbell". Oops. I thought it was funny but was a little bit embarrassed too.
    Ha ha - I could totally see myself doing the exact same thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    Earlier this week someone knocks on our door. I thought it was the neighbor and didn't want to talk to them so I whispered to my husband to not answer the door. They rang several times and I just rolled my eyes and shook my head no. I wait a few minutes and peep and they are gone. I open the door and see that there's a certified mail notice on my door. Crap...it wasn't the neighbor, it was the mailman. About 10 minutes later my husband walks out front to go to the mailbox (it's not up by our front door) and there in the driveway is the mailman. His mailtruck broke down. He was like "oh, hey, sorry that my mailtruck broke down in your driveway, but here's your certified mail since you didn't answer the door when I rang the doorbell". Oops. I thought it was funny but was a little bit embarrassed too.
    he probably doesn't like your neighbor either!
    Marshmallow here is the one I liken to Ed Gein... Originally Posted by Heartbroken1


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    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    I have a recent one, from last Fall.
    We finally were able to walk across the bridge to Canada which is a big deal for us because we used to do it monthly. Walk across to ooh and ahh at the Falls and keep walking to a small park made up of a series of ponds. Then we'd walk up the hill, or take the "bug" tram up and wander the casino and shops. We hadn't been able to cross over because of covid restrictions so when we finally could, we were thrilled. We did our walk, stopped many times along the Falls walk and took other people's pics for them, saw all our favorite views, made our traditional snowman, and finally got to the tram up to the top of the hill. We were slowly walking the shop area attached to the Casino. There were some new shops which made me happy because new stuff and new samples! We stopped at one of the new shops and chatted for a minute with the lady and man handing out the samples. The usual "where are you from?" "NY, our first time back since covid" "oh welcome back, did you have any issues at the checkpoints?" all the idle chit chat one could expect. And then she holds out the tray and I choose what appears to be strawberry fudge. Thrilling for me because I'm allergic to chocolate. I pick a big piece pop it in my mouth and it's a wax melt/warmer, rose and gardenia flavore...um scented they all look at me in horror..Including the Mr who is in tears trying not to laugh, "you're not supposed to eat it" and that's all I heard as I quickly run walked away.


    It took me all day to get that rose/gardenia taste out of my mouth and off my teeth.
    Bewitching your rep reminded me of our recent walk across.
    1st thing: think before you take a way too long walk. We couldn't park near the bridge so we parked on the Island (US side) and had to walk across one bridge and down the hill to the bridge to Canada. Then we walked all the way down past the flowers and to Dufferin Islands. All good right? Nope, we still had to walk back. We walked over 8 miles and we were hurting badly.
    2nd thing: as we walked past the Horse Shoe Falls on our long trek back, the Mr asked me "are you hungry?" I said "a little why?" and he said "we could go over and get you some wax if you are"

    He's very lucky I love him.


    Here's proof of this storyIMG_8452.jpgIMG_8348.jpg
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    Marshmallow here is the one I liken to Ed Gein... Originally Posted by Heartbroken1


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    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    Bewitching your rep reminded me of our recent walk across.
    1st thing: think before you take a way too long walk. We couldn't park near the bridge so we parked on the Island (US side) and had to walk across one bridge and down the hill to the bridge to Canada. Then we walked all the way down past the flowers and to Dufferin Islands. All good right? Nope, we still had to walk back. We walked over 8 miles and we were hurting badly.
    2nd thing: as we walked past the Horse Shoe Falls on our long trek back, the Mr asked me "are you hungry?" I said "a little why?" and he said "we could go over and get you some wax if you are"

    He's very lucky I love him.


    Here's proof of this storyIMG_8452.jpgIMG_8348.jpg
    Aw!!! Okay, those pictures are amazing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    Bewitching your rep reminded me of our recent walk across.
    1st thing: think before you take a way too long walk. We couldn't park near the bridge so we parked on the Island (US side) and had to walk across one bridge and down the hill to the bridge to Canada. Then we walked all the way down past the flowers and to Dufferin Islands. All good right? Nope, we still had to walk back. We walked over 8 miles and we were hurting badly.
    2nd thing: as we walked past the Horse Shoe Falls on our long trek back, the Mr asked me "are you hungry?" I said "a little why?" and he said "we could go over and get you some wax if you are"

    He's very lucky I love him.
    I was cracking up re-reading your story the other day, glad you topped it off with this gem!

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    Came across these pictures while sorting digital photos tonight and had to share the story.


    Setting: Gatlinburg, TN - 11 October 2010 - A small Gazebo Wedding in the Woods

    Everyone arrived together and while the Bride & Groom stepped aside to have a last-minute meeting with the preacher, the Bride's DIL and I strolled over to look at the gazebo. An adorable cross-eyed cat came running over to us and was very friendly, purring, chatting, wanting to be petted. He was so sweet, I took a picture of him:




    DIL and I were both making a fuss over him and laughing and commenting about his little crossed-eyes. "Aw, look.... he likes me..." "No, he's looking at ME!" "Hey, you lookin' at me?" That kind of thing, we were just cracking ourselves up. Suddenly Mr. Tisha got that eye-bulging, tight-lipped, shutyourmouth look on his face and I realized the Bride & Groom were standing behind me introducing the preacher to the guests.

    As I was turning around to meet the preacher, hand extended, I said, "We were just laughing about the wee cat's cros- " and I suddenly understood my husband's expression.



    I. Was. Mortified.

    Almost 13 years later, we still laugh about it every time we get together.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KimTisha View Post
    Came across these pictures while sorting digital photos tonight and had to share the story.


    Setting: Gatlinburg, TN - 11 October 2010 - A small Gazebo Wedding in the Woods

    Everyone arrived together and while the Bride & Groom stepped aside to have a last-minute meeting with the preacher, the Bride's DIL and I strolled over to look at the gazebo. An adorable cross-eyed cat came running over to us and was very friendly, purring, chatting, wanting to be petted. He was so sweet, I took a picture of him:




    DIL and I were both making a fuss over him and laughing and commenting about his little crossed-eyes. "Aw, look.... he likes me..." "No, he's looking at ME!" "Hey, you lookin' at me?" That kind of thing, we were just cracking ourselves up. Suddenly Mr. Tisha got that eye-bulging, tight-lipped, shutyourmouth look on his face and I realized the Bride & Groom were standing behind me introducing the preacher to the guests.

    As I was turning around to meet the preacher, hand extended, I said, "We were just laughing about the wee cat's cros- " and I suddenly understood my husband's expression.



    I. Was. Mortified.

    Almost 13 years later, we still laugh about it every time we get together.
    OMG, that is hilarious! Was that his cat? That would've been the greatest.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KimTisha View Post
    Came across these pictures while sorting digital photos tonight and had to share the story.


    Setting: Gatlinburg, TN - 11 October 2010 - A small Gazebo Wedding in the Woods

    Everyone arrived together and while the Bride & Groom stepped aside to have a last-minute meeting with the preacher, the Bride's DIL and I strolled over to look at the gazebo. An adorable cross-eyed cat came running over to us and was very friendly, purring, chatting, wanting to be petted. He was so sweet, I took a picture of him:


    DIL and I were both making a fuss over him and laughing and commenting about his little crossed-eyes. "Aw, look.... he likes me..." "No, he's looking at ME!" "Hey, you lookin' at me?" That kind of thing, we were just cracking ourselves up. Suddenly Mr. Tisha got that eye-bulging, tight-lipped, shutyourmouth look on his face and I realized the Bride & Groom were standing behind me introducing the preacher to the guests.

    As I was turning around to meet the preacher, hand extended, I said, "We were just laughing about the wee cat's cros- " and I suddenly understood my husband's expression.

    I. Was. Mortified.

    Almost 13 years later, we still laugh about it every time we get together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KimTisha View Post
    Came across these pictures while sorting digital photos tonight and had to share the story.


    Setting: Gatlinburg, TN - 11 October 2010 - A small Gazebo Wedding in the Woods

    Everyone arrived together and while the Bride & Groom stepped aside to have a last-minute meeting with the preacher, the Bride's DIL and I strolled over to look at the gazebo. An adorable cross-eyed cat came running over to us and was very friendly, purring, chatting, wanting to be petted. He was so sweet, I took a picture of him:




    DIL and I were both making a fuss over him and laughing and commenting about his little crossed-eyes. "Aw, look.... he likes me..." "No, he's looking at ME!" "Hey, you lookin' at me?" That kind of thing, we were just cracking ourselves up. Suddenly Mr. Tisha got that eye-bulging, tight-lipped, shutyourmouth look on his face and I realized the Bride & Groom were standing behind me introducing the preacher to the guests.

    As I was turning around to meet the preacher, hand extended, I said, "We were just laughing about the wee cat's cros- " and I suddenly understood my husband's expression.



    I. Was. Mortified.

    Almost 13 years later, we still laugh about it every time we get together.
    Sorry about that, whew is that embarrassing. Foot in mouth.

    Cross eyed kittties are my absolute fave how can you not smile when you see them?



    I have one I will never forget. I was in the 6th grade, and my mom was driving me, and the 2nd most popular girl in school home. We passed a yellow house, and it caused my mom to go on a tangent about how ugly yellow houses are. We pull up to Kelly's house, and its yellow. I was mortified.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    Sorry about that, whew is that embarrassing. Foot in mouth.

    Cross eyed kittties are my absolute fave how can you not smile when you see them?

    I have one I will never forget. I was in the 6th grade, and my mom was driving me, and the 2nd most popular girl in school home. We passed a yellow house, and it caused my mom to go on a tangent about how ugly yellow houses are. We pull up to Kelly's house, and its yellow. I was mortified.
    That is hilarious! Have to ask now, who was the 1st most popular girl in school?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bewitchingstorm View Post
    That is hilarious! Have to ask now, who was the 1st most popular girl in school?
    Annie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    Annie
    So not Angie then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    Annie
    Oh man, your mom was only 1 letter off from making you the most popular girl


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    Oh man, your mom was only 1 letter off from making you the most popular girl
    Best comment of the day!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    OMG, that is hilarious! Was that his cat? That would've been the greatest.
    It WAS his cat! His name was Mikey, and the story only gets crazier from there as the preacher launched into a tale none of us were quite prepared for. Apparently, Mikey used to be one of FIFTEEN cats cared for by the good preacher, but one night, about 2AM, the preacher was awakened by "the loudest ruckus you ever did hear." There were growls and hollers "something fierce" and he said it felt like it went on forever. We stood listening, wide-eyed and slack-jawed hoping for a positive outcome but fearing the worst . When morning came he went outside to investigate and found 14 of Mikey's siblings "torn to pieces" alllllllll over the place [sweeping his hand across the woods to demonstrate the magnitude of the massacre]. "A tail here, a head there...." To this day he doesn't know what did it, but Mikey survived. And just like that he perked up, smiled and said, "Now shall we get on with the ceremony?" True story. Actually, the BEST part of the story - but it wasn't my embarrassing moment so I didn't include it here.

    Whether or not that story was true is always part of the discussion when this incident comes up in conversation (which is often). I can't think of any creature (other than something not of this world) that could round up and kill 14 roaming cats in one night. They would be running, hiding under bushes, climbing into trees, under gazebos. I think he was teaching me a mean lesson about laughing at his cross-eyed buddy.

    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    Sorry about that, whew is that embarrassing. Foot in mouth.

    Cross eyed kittties are my absolute fave how can you not smile when you see them?

    I have one I will never forget. I was in the 6th grade, and my mom was driving me, and the 2nd most popular girl in school home. We passed a yellow house, and it caused my mom to go on a tangent about how ugly yellow houses are. We pull up to Kelly's house, and its yellow. I was mortified.
    Exactly, they make me giggle. Mikey was no exception.

    Yikes on the yellow house. I would have been mortified too. Mothers, eh? And I think YOU should have been the most popular girl in school, Ang!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KimTisha View Post
    It WAS his cat! His name was Mikey, and the story only gets crazier from there as the preacher launched into a tale none of us were quite prepared for. Apparently, Mikey used to be one of FIFTEEN cats cared for by the good preacher, but one night, about 2AM, the preacher was awakened by "the loudest ruckus you ever did hear." There were growls and hollers "something fierce" and he said it felt like it went on forever. We stood listening, wide-eyed and slack-jawed hoping for a positive outcome but fearing the worst . When morning came he went outside to investigate and found 14 of Mikey's siblings "torn to pieces" alllllllll over the place [sweeping his hand across the woods to demonstrate the magnitude of the massacre]. "A tail here, a head there...." To this day he doesn't know what did it, but Mikey survived. And just like that he perked up, smiled and said, "Now shall we get on with the ceremony?" True story. Actually, the BEST part of the story - but it wasn't my embarrassing moment so I didn't include it here.

    Whether or not that story was true is always part of the discussion when this incident comes up in conversation (which is often). I can't think of any creature (other than something not of this world) that could round up and kill 14 roaming cats in one night. They would be running, hiding under bushes, climbing into trees, under gazebos. I think he was teaching me a mean lesson about laughing at his cross-eyed buddy.

    Exactly, they make me giggle. Mikey was no exception.

    Yikes on the yellow house. I would have been mortified too. Mothers, eh? And I think YOU should have been the most popular girl in school, Ang!
    I love how he told the dramatic story and then went on with the ceremony.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KimTisha View Post
    It WAS his cat! His name was Mikey, and the story only gets crazier from there as the preacher launched into a tale none of us were quite prepared for. Apparently, Mikey used to be one of FIFTEEN cats cared for by the good preacher, but one night, about 2AM, the preacher was awakened by "the loudest ruckus you ever did hear." There were growls and hollers "something fierce" and he said it felt like it went on forever. We stood listening, wide-eyed and slack-jawed hoping for a positive outcome but fearing the worst . When morning came he went outside to investigate and found 14 of Mikey's siblings "torn to pieces" alllllllll over the place [sweeping his hand across the woods to demonstrate the magnitude of the massacre]. "A tail here, a head there...." To this day he doesn't know what did it, but Mikey survived. And just like that he perked up, smiled and said, "Now shall we get on with the ceremony?" True story. Actually, the BEST part of the story - but it wasn't my embarrassing moment so I didn't include it here.

    Whether or not that story was true is always part of the discussion when this incident comes up in conversation (which is often). I can't think of any creature (other than something not of this world) that could round up and kill 14 roaming cats in one night. They would be running, hiding under bushes, climbing into trees, under gazebos. I think he was teaching me a mean lesson about laughing at his cross-eyed buddy.



    Exactly, they make me giggle. Mikey was no exception.

    Yikes on the yellow house. I would have been mortified too. Mothers, eh? And I think YOU should have been the most popular girl in school, Ang!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KimTisha View Post
    It WAS his cat! His name was Mikey, and the story only gets crazier from there as the preacher launched into a tale none of us were quite prepared for. Apparently, Mikey used to be one of FIFTEEN cats cared for by the good preacher, but one night, about 2AM, the preacher was awakened by "the loudest ruckus you ever did hear." There were growls and hollers "something fierce" and he said it felt like it went on forever. We stood listening, wide-eyed and slack-jawed hoping for a positive outcome but fearing the worst . When morning came he went outside to investigate and found 14 of Mikey's siblings "torn to pieces" alllllllll over the place [sweeping his hand across the woods to demonstrate the magnitude of the massacre]. "A tail here, a head there...." To this day he doesn't know what did it, but Mikey survived. And just like that he perked up, smiled and said, "Now shall we get on with the ceremony?" True story. Actually, the BEST part of the story - but it wasn't my embarrassing moment so I didn't include it here.

    Whether or not that story was true is always part of the discussion when this incident comes up in conversation (which is often). I can't think of any creature (other than something not of this world) that could round up and kill 14 roaming cats in one night. They would be running, hiding under bushes, climbing into trees, under gazebos. I think he was teaching me a mean lesson about laughing at his cross-eyed buddy.



    Exactly, they make me giggle. Mikey was no exception.

    Yikes on the yellow house. I would have been mortified too. Mothers, eh? And I think YOU should have been the most popular girl in school, Ang!


    well now I have questions. 1. what went all killer on the herd of kitties? 2. they say that animals start to resemble their owners and vice versa, so did they both start out that way or did one of them morph over time?
    Marshmallow here is the one I liken to Ed Gein... Originally Posted by Heartbroken1


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