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[Mortis]

Oh I absolutely agree....    I DO NOT WANT a revenge seeking bitch out after me.
I'm a nice guy really.... it's all WIck and Ron's fault.....    They make me say these things.

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=puzzld link=topic=5991.msg1138314#msg1138314 date=1231046506]
Just remember guys.  You've gotta sleep sometime.
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See...I can respect that.
But the whole notion of a girl being a "tooth chipper" just makes me chuckle.

[neenerneener]

[quote author=White trash bitchy blonde link=topic=5991.msg1138239#msg1138239 date=1231041663]
I think it all depends on what context your using when you call someone that.  I mean, we're not really white trash, we just joke and say that we are.  But I know that I've dealt with people before who were downright nasty, irresponsible, loser-ish that I have called white trash before. 


I consider myself to be "upper white trash".   :lol:
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:lol:

is there some kind of white trash caste system?  :lol:

[puzzld]

[quote author=TinkerBelly link=topic=5991.msg1138316#msg1138316 date=1231046622]
My son and his girl were having an argument one day.  She was pushing him and he kept stepping back and she kept going at it.  I stepped in and told her to keep her hands to herself.  I am glad I taught my boys to respect women and NEVER raise their hand to them but watching her do that to my son really bothered me.  If it had been a guy I know he would have knocked him out. 
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I hate that.  I've know girls that are physically abusive to guys that are just too nice to deck them.  That's so wrong...

[White trash bitchy blonde]

[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=5991.msg1138294#msg1138294 date=1231045185]

Don't matter. Like I said, 2 seconds tops. She's just fighting dudes scared to hit back. I'd knock that redneck trash out and then teabag her while she's knocked out.
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Ok, I have to disagree here on the whole "She's just fighting dudes scared to hit back"....that theory might be relevant with some chicks but not with all.  She got called a derogatory name and it pissed her off, mind you he was already treading water because he was being a slight douche before the incident but he was blatantly disrespecting her in her own home.  She doesn't go and pick fights with guys all the time, but she holds her own.  Her husband is an awesome guy but he knows she's a big girl and she doesnt need him to back her up.  And I'm sure that it would be fairly accurate to say that had he hit her back, she would have been down on the ground easily, but who's to say?

I wouldn't call anyone trash that I didn't know just because she's redneck and stands up for herself.

[White trash bitchy blonde]

[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=5991.msg1138306#msg1138306 date=1231045882]

We're all equals here. Any woman touches me and I'm gonna treat her like a man.

One shot to the dome biatch.  :lol:
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I do agree here tho....I've never been one to think that it's okay for a woman to kick the crap out of a guy while a guy is condemned for hitting a woman.  I'm a firm beleiver that if a woman is gonna hit like a man, she better be able to take it like a man. 

She felt disrespected in a huge way and to alot of women, being called a c*nt is the worse thing in the world a man can say to her.  My friend just lacks the ability to walk away from that kind of insult.

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=White trash bitchy blonde link=topic=5991.msg1138330#msg1138330 date=1231047338]
Ok, I have to disagree here on the whole "She's just fighting dudes scared to hit back"....that theory might be relevant with some chicks but not with all.  She got called a derogatory name and it pissed her off, mind you he was already treading water because he was being a slight douche before the incident but he was blatantly disrespecting her in her own home.  She doesn't go and pick fights with guys all the time, but she holds her own.  Her husband is an awesome guy but he knows she's a big girl and she doesnt need him to back her up.  And I'm sure that it would be fairly accurate to say that had he hit her back, she would have been down on the ground easily, but who's to say?

I wouldn't call anyone trash that I didn't know just because she's redneck and stands up for herself.
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:2wave: I will!
If he would have swung back, your friend would have been knocked the fuck out.

ETA: Unless she was fighting Emmanuel Lewis. Which isn't anything to brag about.

[White trash bitchy blonde]

[quote author=neenerneener link=topic=5991.msg1138326#msg1138326 date=1231047146]
:lol:

is there some kind of white trash caste system?  :lol:
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Oh yes!  There are many levels.  8-)

[Chauncy]

[quote author=White trash bitchy blonde link=topic=5991.msg1138330#msg1138330 date=1231047338]
Ok, I have to disagree here on the whole "She's just fighting dudes scared to hit back"....that theory might be relevant with some chicks but not with all.  She got called a derogatory name and it pissed her off, mind you he was already treading water because he was being a slight douche before the incident but he was blatantly disrespecting her in her own home.  She doesn't go and pick fights with guys all the time, but she holds her own.  Her husband is an awesome guy but he knows she's a big girl and she doesnt need him to back her up.  And I'm sure that it would be fairly accurate to say that had he hit her back, she would have been down on the ground easily, but who's to say?

I wouldn't call anyone trash that I didn't know just because she's redneck and stands up for herself.
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Dude, you just proved my point. He didn't hit back? Why? Because guys can't hit women even if they attack them. It's wrong and we'll be going to jail and we are the douchebags.

Oh and I didn't call her trash because of that. I called her trash because she is one of your friends and you are the "white trash bitchy blonde"  Trash hangs out with trash. :lol:

[Natasha_XO]

[quote author=White trash bitchy blonde link=topic=5991.msg1138214#msg1138214 date=1231040566]
Ummm, redneck in my neck of the woods isnt defined by being "onetoothedfatbellyoverthebeltstartingourcars withscrewdriversandhavingkidswithourcousins". .....I know that some people can take the "redneck" thing to a whole new level and we come across them in there shitty trucks flying their rebel flags and showing off their gun racks but we, in this part of town just don't roll that way.

We arent that way. 

I should have pointed out that she had the phone in her hand when she punched him...she didnt "throw" the phone at him.  I know alot of chics here that fight with rolls of quarters in there hands.
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yeah  your friend sounds pretty classy.  not like a redneck at all.  :lol:

[White trash bitchy blonde]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=5991.msg1138337#msg1138337 date=1231047668]
:2wave: I will!
If he would have swung back, your friend would have been knocked the fuck out.

ETA: Unless she was fighting Emmanuel Lewis. Which isn't anything to brag about.
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You never know.  I never said it knocked him out but it's not that hard to believe that she was able to knock teeth out.  The dude could have picked up his teeth and tried to hit her back but her husband was there and I'm sure he was already mulling over the consequences of attempting to pull that one off. 


you guys don't give us chicks enough credit...we give birth damnit!  We're pretty damn strong!  :lol:

[White trash bitchy blonde]

[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=5991.msg1138339#msg1138339 date=1231047729]

Dude, you just proved my point. He didn't hit back? Why? Because guys can't hit women even if they attack them. It's wrong and we'll be going to jail and we are the douchebags.

Oh and I didn't call her trash because of that. I called her trash because she is one of your friends and you are the "white trash bitchy blonde"  Trash hangs out with trash. :lol:
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Damnit, I was trying to prove my point, not yours.  :lol:

I meant to use "White classy bitchy blonde"  :lol:

[Natasha_XO]

I have to say the one time I got "hit" by a man I didn't even have it coming.  It was fucking random as hell and I was in shock and did not defend myself, just started crying. 

[White trash bitchy blonde]

[quote author=Natasha_XO link=topic=5991.msg1138354#msg1138354 date=1231048379]
I have to say the one time I got "hit" by a man I didn't even have it coming.  It was fucking random as hell and I was in shock and did not defend myself, just started crying. 
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If some dude wanted to beat my ass, I would be scared.  I'm not a fan of getting my ass whooped.

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=White trash bitchy blonde link=topic=5991.msg1138348#msg1138348 date=1231048207]
You never know.  I never said it knocked him out but it's not that hard to believe that she was able to knock teeth out.  The dude could have picked up his teeth and tried to hit her back but her husband was there and I'm sure he was already mulling over the consequences of attempting to pull that one off. 


you guys don't give us chicks enough credit...we give birth damnit!  We're pretty damn strong!   :lol:
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Are his teeth made of glass?

[White trash bitchy blonde]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=5991.msg1138362#msg1138362 date=1231048649]
Are his teeth made of glass?
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yes.  :lol:

[Ron_NYC]

All makes more sense now.

[Chauncy]

The pain of childbirth is overrated.

Dudes would get through that like nothing. You get drugged up.

Try getting hit in the balls.

[Natasha_XO]

[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=5991.msg1138384#msg1138384 date=1231049243]
The pain of childbirth is overrated.

Dudes would get through that like nothing. You get drugged up.

Try getting hit in the balls.
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not all women get drugged.  I went natural until 7 or 8 cm and then got a c section.  Then I proceeded to take care of a newborn by myself while I could barely even get up out of bed because my wound was still so sore.  eat my butt. 

[Chauncy]

[quote author=Natasha_XO link=topic=5991.msg1138418#msg1138418 date=1231050441]
not all women get drugged.  I went natural until 7 or 8 cm and then got a c section.  Then I proceeded to take care of a newborn by myself while I could barely even get up out of bed because my wound was still so sore.  eat my butt. 
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Natural? That's your bad. :lol:

[Nancy Drew]

[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=5991.msg1138423#msg1138423 date=1231050670]

Natural? That's your bad. :lol:
[/quote]Truth. :lol:

[Natasha_XO]

[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=5991.msg1138423#msg1138423 date=1231050670]

Natural? That's your bad. :lol:
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not really, I'm glad I experienced it.  I now know how strong my body is.  it would have been perfect if I didn't have that pesky c section. 

[[Pandora]]

Me and my friend about to head out to daaaance. :-D

[aquatwins]

Looking quite sexy Pandy

[Ron_NYC]

Pictures again!