[quote author=White trash bitchy blonde link=topic=5991.msg1138151#msg1138151 date=1231036333]
I don't know.....She's feisty as hell and severely redneck! The last fight was because a dude called her a c*nt, she took a phone and busted out his 5 front teeth. She grew up with alot of bullshit so she had to toughen up way early.
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Is the guy she hit a quadriplegic? I'm calling bullshit.
Originally Posted by bowieluva
[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=5991.msg1138176#msg1138176 date=1231038418]
Is the guy she hit a quadriplegic? I'm calling bullshit.
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Why would he have to be a quadriplegic? It was a guy that I had dated awhile back before I married my husband and he was drunk and decided to get mouthy.
[quote author=White trash bitchy blonde link=topic=5991.msg1138198#msg1138198 date=1231039429]
Why would he have to be a quadriplegic? It was a guy that I had dated awhile back before I married my husband and he was drunk and decided to get mouthy.
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Well then maybe he was handcuffed.
My point being that if you get hit hard enough with something thrown at you to knock out 5 of your teeth, you have to either have your hands restrained, or have no hands.
I dunno.... rednecks have all kinds of tooth issues. Having your 'old lady' knock them out is probably pretty common over there. :lol:
Drunk guys generally fight with their hands down. 
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[quote author=Nomad link=topic=5991.msg1138016#msg1138016 date=1231026329]
Elvis Costello.
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Colonel Harland Sanders
[quote author=Mortis link=topic=5991.msg1138208#msg1138208 date=1231039901]
Drunk guys generally fight with their hands down.
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:lol: After the brawl I saw on New Years I'm gonna disagree.
[quote author=Nomad link=topic=5991.msg1138016#msg1138016 date=1231026329]
Elvis Costello.
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alllliiiiisssoooonnnn
i know this world is killing you.
maybe you should take your lectures elsewhere. like to a convention of people who enjoy lectures.
[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=5991.msg1138206#msg1138206 date=1231039798]
Well then maybe he was handcuffed.
My point being that if you get hit hard enough with something thrown at you to knock out 5 of your teeth, you have to either have your hands restrained, or have no hands.
I dunno.... rednecks have all kinds of tooth issues. Having your 'old lady' knock them out is probably pretty common over there. :lol:
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Ummm, redneck in my neck of the woods isnt defined by being "onetoothedfatbellyoverthebeltstartingourcars withscrewdriversandhavingkidswithourcousins". .....I know that some people can take the "redneck" thing to a whole new level and we come across them in there shitty trucks flying their rebel flags and showing off their gun racks but we, in this part of town just don't roll that way.
We arent that way.
I should have pointed out that she had the phone in her hand when she punched him...she didnt "throw" the phone at him. I know alot of chics here that fight with rolls of quarters in there hands.
[quote author=White trash bitchy blonde link=topic=5991.msg1138214#msg1138214 date=1231040566]
Ummm, redneck in my neck of the woods isnt defined by being "onetoothedfatbellyoverthebeltstartingourcars withscrewdriversandhavingkidswithourcousins". .....I know that some people can take the "redneck" thing to a whole new level and we come across them in there shitty trucks flying their rebel flags and showing off their gun racks but we, in this part of town just don't roll that way.
We arent that way.
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Well I didn't want to call you guys White trash. Man, you people are confusing.
And yea, I said you people.
[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=5991.msg1138218#msg1138218 date=1231040697]
Well I didn't want to call you guys White trash. Man, you people are confusing.
And yea, I said you people.
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I joke around about the whole "white trash" thing because thats the first thing someone thinks when you pull into Wal Mart with your truck that towers over most of the vehicles in the parking lot. It's just a sterotype.
[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=5991.msg1138218#msg1138218 date=1231040697]
Well I didn't want to call you guys White trash. Man, you people are confusing.
And yea, I said you people.
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I didn't even think that other white people could call each other white trash and get away with it, but maybe if you call yourself that, it's ok. 
[quote author=White trash bitchy blonde link=topic=5991.msg1138225#msg1138225 date=1231040941]
I joke around about the whole "white trash" thing because thats the first thing someone thinks when you pull into Wal Mart with your truck that towers over most of the vehicles in the parking lot. It's just a sterotype.
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Well I thought it was like 'you can call yourselves that, but it's not cool when others do it' kinda thing....you know.
Fighting with rolls of quarters? You guys are on a different level out there.
But any chick who thinks that she's gonna take a 'Ron tooth' is gonna find out her plan just wasn't good enough.
[quote author=FemmeFatality link=topic=5991.msg1138231#msg1138231 date=1231041328]
I didn't even think that other white people could call each other white trash and get away with it, but maybe if you call yourself that, it's ok.
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I think it all depends on what context your using when you call someone that. I mean, we're not really white trash, we just joke and say that we are. But I know that I've dealt with people before who were downright nasty, irresponsible, loser-ish that I have called white trash before.
I consider myself to be "upper white trash". :lol:
[quote author=White trash bitchy blonde link=topic=5991.msg1138239#msg1138239 date=1231041663]
I consider myself to be "upper white trash". :lol:
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Me too. I drink mah Boone's Farm wif mah pinky out and ever'thang!!!
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[quote author=FemmeFatality link=topic=5991.msg1138231#msg1138231 date=1231041328]
I didn't even think that other white people could call each other white trash and get away with it, but maybe if you call yourself that, it's ok.
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Yeah -- it's weird, but it happens a lot that way.
My dad and I joke around sometimes and call each other savages and towelheads, but if someone called me that seriously, it would be on. 
[quote author=Mortis link=topic=5991.msg1138252#msg1138252 date=1231042163]
Me too. I drink mah Boone's Farm wif mah pinky out and ever'thang!!!
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Or as my great grandma would say....
"Laws Chile... why you puttin on such airs"
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[quote author=Mortis link=topic=5991.msg1138289#msg1138289 date=1231044838]
Or as my great grandma would say....
Laws Chile... why you puttin on such airs"
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You funny man! :lol:
[quote author=White trash bitchy blonde link=topic=5991.msg1138151#msg1138151 date=1231036333]
I don't know.....She's feisty as hell and severely redneck! The last fight was because a dude called her a c*nt, she took a phone and busted out his 5 front teeth. She grew up with alot of bullshit so she had to toughen up way early.
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Don't matter. Like I said, 2 seconds tops. She's just fighting dudes scared to hit back. I'd knock that redneck trash out and then teabag her while she's knocked out.
[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=5991.msg1138294#msg1138294 date=1231045185]
Don't matter. Like I said, 2 seconds tops. She's just fighting dudes scared to hit back. I'd knock that redneck trash out and then teabag her while she's knocked out.
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Exactly what I was thinking...but not quite how I would say it. :lol:
[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=5991.msg1138301#msg1138301 date=1231045577]
Exactly what I was thinking...but not quite how I would say it. :lol:
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We're all equals here. Any woman touches me and I'm gonna treat her like a man.
One shot to the dome biatch. :lol:
I've seen chicks bust some guys asses......
But Chaunce is right. Unless it's some really sickly dude, or so he's fucked up he can't function, any guy worth his salt could blast a chick.
A girl who hasn't ever been REALLY hit may not know..... I dunno, I'm not trying to be sexist or anything, but once , back in Nam, a big old biker lesbian blasted me right in the face with a sucker punch. I didn't even step back. I was like a buck forty, and this chick was like 270 at least.
I hit her once and cracked her cheekbone, and her shit swelled up like a pumpkin.
Chicks don't have the bone structure or musculature to fight..... UNLESS they take the hormones, and lift weights and alter their nature.
I'm not advocating hitting chicks... In over 25 years I've never hit Boogs, and I'm not saying that some of these freakish chicks can't fight, but I have yet to meet one that I think can whip my ass, barehanded, even with quarters.. That's all I'm saying.
Note: Two girls with bats CAN whip my ass. That's all.... The lilith fair may now take offense.
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I don't advocate hitting women either.
Shaking the shit out of them is ok though.
Years ago...
I had this friend, I'll call her Bobbi. She married Billy. One night Billy went out with the guys and had about six too many. Came home and started knocking Bobbi around. Well Billy eventually went to sleep. When he woke up he was zip tied to the bed and Bobbi was standing over him with a lighter in one hand and a cast iron skillet in the other. She had "The burning bed" qued up on the VCR. After they watched the movie Bobbi explained to Billy that he was welcome to go out and have a snootfull if he wanted, but don't bother to come home until he could be civil... Because, after all, he'd have to sleep sometime.
Then she turned him loose and offered him his pickup keys if he wanted to go.
They celebrated their 25th anniversary not too long ago. They seem happy enough.
Just remember guys. You've gotta sleep sometime.
"It's the salt water that changes the Rainbow's pretty colors to gray." "And his colors never come back?" "No, once he's been to the sea he's changed forever. The Steelhead can come back home here, stay for the rest of his days, and live among the other Rainbow trout, but he'll always be different because of where he's been." Morsi, Pamela. Garters.
My son and his girl were having an argument one day. She was pushing him and he kept stepping back and she kept going at it. I stepped in and told her to keep her hands to herself. I am glad I taught my boys to respect women and NEVER raise their hand to them but watching her do that to my son really bothered me. If it had been a guy I know he would have knocked him out.
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