[quote author=Budweiser Drinker link=topic=5991.msg286721#msg286721 date=1176412307]
You better hope emmie doesn't see that.
For once its not gonna be me that gets beat down by legs mahoney.
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haha :oops: please don't hurt me, emmie! i'm just trying to put off this EVIL PERSONA!! i'm really sweet on the inside! 
[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=5991.msg286663#msg286663 date=1176410814]
What's wrong with dating a guy shorter than you and wearing heels? :?
Should a woman be smaller and more submissive than their man Ms Feminist?
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almost every guy i've ever dates was shorter then me, obviously right? and 90% of them hated when i wore heals, i didn't mind. i don't normally wear fancy/dressy heals but i almost always wear boots with heals or chunky shoes that make me 6'3''. i love being taller then everyone, :lol:!
JESSICA! if i hear you use those words again you better duck and cover missy!!! you hear me!!!! grrrrr...
Originally Posted by S281Saleen160
[quote author=emmieslost link=topic=5991.msg286809#msg286809 date=1176414630]
almost every guy i've ever dates was shorter then me, obviously right? and 90% of them hated when i wore heals, i didn't mind. i don't normally wear fancy/dressy heals but i almost always wear boots with heals or chunky shoes that make me 6'3''. i love being taller then everyone, :lol:!
JESSICA! if i hear you use those words again you better duck and cover missy!!! you hear me!!!! grrrrr...
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WHY DO YOU HATE DONKEY PUNCH? *ducks and covers*
because it involves a man violently punching a woman for his own sexual gratification...?
[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=4526.msg172502#msg172502 date=1170561506]<br />How can you have any lack of love for SG!?!?<br /><br />I tink shes more kewler then most!<br />[/quote]
[quote author=saidgrace link=topic=5991.msg286839#msg286839 date=1176415577]
because it involves a man violently punching a woman for his own sexual gratification...?
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And your point is............
I touched the hand of God.... but girls seemed to hold my attention better.
[quote author=eliot.eliot link=topic=5991.msg286841#msg286841 date=1176415620]
And your point is............
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exactly. IM GOING TO DONKEY PUNCH EVERYONE!! even though i'm definitely a girl.
[quote author=eliot.eliot link=topic=5991.msg286841#msg286841 date=1176415620]
And your point is............
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please don't make me smite you eliot....
blood pressures are rising!! YES!
[quote author=Jessica link=topic=5991.msg286853#msg286853 date=1176415764]
blood pressures are rising!! YES!
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sorry to break your heart, jess, but i'm on a beta blocker so it's nearly impossible to get my blood pressure to rise right now! :lol:
[quote author=emmieslost link=topic=5991.msg286856#msg286856 date=1176415986]
sorry to break your heart, jess, but i'm on a beta blocker so it's nearly impossible to get my blood pressure to rise right now! :lol:
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haha. dang. well that's good for you, anyway.
ALRIGHT BITCHES. IM OUT. peace. 
[quote author=emmieslost link=topic=5991.msg286848#msg286848 date=1176415715]
please don't make me smite you eliot....
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OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO.........
actually i thought it was comical.. but i guess being a woman you would not...
I apologize.
I touched the hand of God.... but girls seemed to hold my attention better.
[quote author=emmieslost link=topic=5991.msg286856#msg286856 date=1176415986]
sorry to break your heart, jess, but i'm on a beta blocker so it's nearly impossible to get my blood pressure to rise right now! :lol:
[/quote]
I have a pic that I could post that probably would.
But I gots to much love for you emmie.
[quote author=emmieslost link=topic=5991.msg285814#msg285814 date=1176382455]
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I want that shirt!
I would wear that all the time.
[quote author=Senor Ted link=topic=5991.msg287518#msg287518 date=1176433628]
I want that shirt!
I would wear that all the time.
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it would look totally hot on you!
i got it from ms. on-line, i can't find it right now though...
hey peoples.
and i agree...donkey punch=evil.
donkey punch = funny. i read a newspaper article on it. it's a myth, people! it doesn't really work in case anyone believed in it. i find it hilarious!
I'm being a lazy ass since it's 3 a.m. and I haven't slept in two days so I don't want to read back to see if anyone else noticed this, but....
Seems we had a visitor VERY recently...
Name: 1sunsetlover
Custom Title: "Where ignorance is bliss, tis folly to be wise."
Posts: 1491 (21.300 per day)
Position: Sr. Member
Karma: 130
Who changed my karma Whose karma have I changed
Date Registered: February 01, 2007, 10:03:23 am
Last Active: Yesterday at 10:55:10 am
I didn't see any posts from her besides her parting words on Page 30, I believe, on this thread, but she's keeping an eye on us....
If somebody else caught this and posted it, my apologies....I'm gonna go crash. Well, not literally...no need to submit me YET!
Have a great Friday, everybody!!! :2kiss:
[quote author=[Pandora] link=topic=5991.msg287900#msg287900 date=1176446285]
donkey punch = funny. i read a newspaper article on it. it's a myth, people! it doesn't really work in case anyone believed in it. i find it hilarious!
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i understand that people don't really partake in this behavior (though i'm sure one or two people have tried) i still find it offensive. you know i love you pandora, but this i gotta disagree on. violence against women isn't funny. :/
[quote author=emmieslost link=topic=5991.msg288311#msg288311 date=1176467822]
i understand that people don't really partake in this behavior (though i'm sure one or two people have tried) i still find it offensive. you know i love you pandora, but this i gotta disagree on. violence against women isn't funny. :/
[/quote]I don't think a Donkey Punch has to be performed on only women. (even if it isn't real)
[quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=5991.msg288313#msg288313 date=1176468281]
I don't think a Donkey Punch has to be performed on only women.
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actually, i'm pretty sure a woman can't preform one with a man. even if she were to wear a strap-on it still wouldn't "work" as she would receive no pleasure.
i guess a man could do it to another man, but the ass and the cunt don't exactly work the same...and i would still find it offensive either way. violence against men isn't funny either. :)
sorry, but i think it's sick and i'll never get over it. you can laugh about a dirty sanchez all day...
[quote author=emmieslost link=topic=5991.msg288318#msg288318 date=1176468578]
actually, i'm pretty sure a woman can't preform one with a man. even if she were to wear a strap-on it still wouldn't "work" as she would receive no pleasure.
i guess a man could do it to another man, but the ass and the cunt don't exactly work the same...and i would still find it offensive either way. violence against men isn't funny either. :)
sorry, but i think it's sick and i'll never get over it. you can laugh about a dirty sanchez all day...
[/quote]I'm not sure what I just saw, but it was a yahoo image search for 'dirty sanchez'.
[quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=5991.msg288321#msg288321 date=1176468782]
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now that is funny!
[quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=5991.msg288321#msg288321 date=1176468782]
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Oh lord, just because you said it I had to go do a Yahoo search on my own. Which one is it that is throwing you? the gaping puss filled neck hole or the Monkey like thing squeezing the old mans penis? :lol: :lol: :lol:
[quote author=Deviant Toaster link=topic=5991.msg288331#msg288331 date=1176470426]
Oh lord, just because you said it I had to go do a Yahoo search on my own. Which one is it that is throwing you? the gaping puss filled neck hole or the Monkey like thing squeezing the old mans penis? :lol: :lol: :lol:
[/quote]
Did someone say dirty sanchez?
^^^^^^^^^^^^
That was absolute GOLD!!!
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