My dog thinks he's the size of a moose but he's more the size of a mouse. If I sit on the couch he slowly pushes me to the very end and splays himself out on the rest in all his 3lb glory. I thought he was only doing it to me but last night I watched him hop up on the bed and go over next to the cat and inch by inch move sideways until the cat fell off the side of the bed. He was so proud of himself for it that it was hard to yell at him for his act of cat cruelty.