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    We need a group hug, y'all.






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    Quote Originally Posted by Miller22 View Post
    Holy shit - can you imagine what they would have done if you gave any of these Jodi thread the gif treatment like you did the Morgan thread?

    Was it at least once a day you would post one of your (wonderful) gifs? Reading back through the thread was pretty great with your gifs.
    Greens has some of the best gifs. I have cracked up many a time thanks to her.
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chauncy View Post
    I jack off to you
    cum dripping down your cute face
    dream of you I do

    If you had included something about Jodi saying semen burns her eyes when getting a facial, that would've been perfect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TupeloHoney View Post
    If you had included something about Jodi saying semen burns her eyes when getting a facial, that would've been perfect.
    She thinks it burns in her eyes, try getting it up the nose. Or worse, snarfing it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miller22 View Post
    She thinks it burns in her eyes, try getting it up the nose. Or worse, snarfing it.
    slllllllllllllllllllllut
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    I want to kiss your lips. Both sets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miller22 View Post
    She thinks it burns in her eyes, try getting it up the nose. Or worse, snarfing it.
    Snarfing it isn't a good idea ... wouldn't want to end up with semen stuck in your craw

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    Quote Originally Posted by neenerneener View Post
    slllllllllllllllllllllut
    It only happened once, and it was in High School! I learned my lesson after that...

    Quote Originally Posted by TupeloHoney View Post
    Snarfing it isn't a good idea ... wouldn't want to end up with semen stuck in your craw
    No shit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermstalker View Post
    Yeah guys can we adhere to the thread and keep the snarfing jizz in haiku form???

    jizz jizz jizz jizz sperm
    swimmies go into my eye
    up my nose i snarf
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    Quote Originally Posted by bermstalker View Post
    I think it's us ruining another Jodi thread

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    Finish in a girls buttocks and then she slowly squeezes the jizz out. Then you snarf it up with a straw.

    What is the name for that act?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chauncy View Post
    Finish in a girls buttocks and then she slowly squeezes the jizz out. Then you snarf it up with a straw.

    What is the name for that act?
    isn't that called felching or something like that? minus the straw, i think. lol.
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    I want to kiss your lips. Both sets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monter View Post
    Yeah guys can we adhere to the thread and keep the snarfing jizz in haiku form???

    jizz jizz jizz jizz sperm
    swimmies go into my eye
    up my nose i snarf
    Jizz, stuck in my craw
    Please, not in the eyes ... it burns!
    K-Y is your friend

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    Quote Originally Posted by neenerneener View Post
    isn't that called felching or something like that? minus the straw, i think. lol.

    I believe felching you stick the straw into the hole and then suck it out. A bit different as the sniffing out with the straw occurs on the surface area and not inside of the bunghole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chauncy View Post
    Finish in a girls buttocks and then she slowly squeezes the jizz out. Then you snarf it up with a straw.

    What is the name for that act?
    wait, what's your definition of Snarfing? cuz that's not what I did!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miller22 View Post
    wait, what's your definition of Snarfing? cuz that's not what I did!

    you get the jizz up your nose, then it goes in your mouth and you spit it up and lick it up again.

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    you guys are making me so horny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by g r ee n ey e s View Post
    Still nothing to my main question.
    It's invoked for many circumstances!

    Any soul you want to show or feel compassion for! Alive or dead! It's commonly used for the dying, along with the Phowa, as well as frequently used for someone who 'may' remain in the Bardos (transitional state, in-between state, liminal state), due to a traumatic death! Murder, suicide, sudden natural causes, whatever!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chauncy View Post
    you get the jizz up your nose, then it goes in your mouth and you spit it up and lick it up again.
    No....that's not what happened to me. Glad we got that clarified!

    This is what I was referring to:

    "Snarf: when one is eating and is provoked by something funny which causes them to laugh and expel said food out of nasal passages; may also come out of mouth. also applies to liquids" (Urban Dictionary)

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    Butt sex isn't sex

    Unsightly unbleached asshole

    So many stab wounds

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chauncy View Post
    you get the jizz up your nose, then it goes in your mouth and you spit it up and lick it up again.
    You just made me think of Santorum
    http://mydeathspace.com/vb/signaturepics/sigpic83661_1.gif

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    This thread has gone way downhill.

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    Neener may have lost her worst noob ever title.

    To a whole herd of them.
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    I want that fucking meat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunkerDuckie View Post
    Neener may have lost her worst noob ever title.

    To a whole herd of them.

    Nah, neener could never be topped. There was a whole thread about it.


    What memories.





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    Quote Originally Posted by neenerneener View Post
    slllllllllllllllllllllut
    You called me that one time...I thought we had something special.
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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